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Very nice.

It's all really f***ing white, isn't it?

Yeah, I'm afraid to drink coffee here.

This is my bed.

What a piece of sh*t...

Don't Americans have everything king sized?

We'll have to squeeze when you come visit.

Even better, let the neighbor suffer

when he sleeps over.

Shut up!

- What I'm really crazy about.

- What?

The sexiest part.

What?

What is that? Carpeting?

Yeah!

So you left London to get away from carpeting

and now you've got to suck it up.

You look beautiful.

That shirt looks good on you.

It smells...ugh.

It smells like you.

The apartment stinks like you, too.

It's a good thing!

It's a nice apartment.

What were you expecting?

An apartment with a hot tub?

Yeah.

Really?

And gnomes in the yard.

Have you turned into

an eccentric old rich lady?

Yes.

Minigolf.

Tigers.

Day 5

Day 16

I'm gonna let you go.

I've got to get up at eight.

How do you manage to wake up

without me kicking you out of bed?

Like everyone, with alarm clocks.

Alright...

...good night.

Well, good morning for you.

Sleep well.

Day 33

Stop it!

Quit it with the socks. That's enough.

What?

I like to find the match.

It's just a f***ing sock, not a work of art.

What an obsession with socks!

Hey!

You want it?

Wait...

Grab some black panties.

Black? I don't know if I have any.

- The ones you're wearing.

- No, these are gray.

Toss it!

Day 40

Look.

This is my neighborhood.

- Tons of yards.

- This is paradise.

Not many people.

A lot of light.

You don't run into anyone

when you take a picture.

Empty landscapes.

I'm gonna show you the lake.

Silver Lake.

There are no people here!

I want to see stars.

Aren't there any stars?

See that gas station?

Yes.

This is the Stephen Shore picture I showed you.

That's right, it is.

I wanted to take a picture to recreate it,

but it's impossible.

The place has changed too much.

Look.

This is Hollywood Boulevard.

Okay, show me Hollywood Boulevard.

Look. Look at this.

Look at this woman.

Holy sh*t!

The incredible faceless woman. Scary.

- What is that?

- They do it everywhere.

Even in Barcelona.

Day 51

Day 59

I swear I have food!

The cabinets.

You see?

Mm-hm. Bird food. Very good.

Let's see the shelves.

A bowl, a plate, a pot...

Very nice...a pan...

30 guests may just show up for dinner

and you can't decide what dish to set for them.

It's organized because I washed dishes.

Right, organized. Of course.

Organizing nothing is easy.

- What?

- You can't go on like this.

Like what?

Like this.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I'm here.

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here.

I feel stupid.

You're not stupid.

It's normal you wonder about it.

Everything is new.

We can't go on like this.

You have a real city out there.

You've taken too long a trip

just to stay in, right?

Go do things, meet people,

say hi to your neighbors,

bake them a cake.

Don't gringos love cakes?

Well, you should buy it

or you'll poison them to death.

Explore. Wander.

You're no different.

Take advantage of being a single guy.

Look, I'm smoking in the apartment.

I can't believe it.

Bad boy.

Day 71

Should I turn it on?

I've got a ton of stuff to cut.

Right, but put it over a low flame

to heat it up slowly.

And now toss in the rabbit.

No, not rabbit!

They don't eat rabbit here.

They have them as pets.

What did you buy?

Chicken?

- Is that okay?

- Sure, it's fine.

You've got rosemary?

Yeah.

Do I add it now? Where? On the chicken?

Wait on it. Good.

So, show me how you've cut the onion.

How many carrots do I put in?

No!

Who cut that?

A monkey with a razor?

Why do you say that?

Dice it, girl, smaller!

I don't have time! They're on their way.

Well, you should have started earlier.

You weren't around earlier!

Who's coming?

Paul and Lisa.

Did you heat up the pan?

- No, no, no, no, no!

- I knew this was a fuking stupid idea,

why didn't I buy f***ing meal, like,

you could take out...

What?

The oil first! Add the oil first!

What does it matter?

And you've got to dice the onion smaller!

Alex...No!

- What?

- You're going to burn yourself!

You always add salt to the onion!

I've seen you do it!

Yeah, but you're going to burn yourself

like that.

No, I haven't turned the stove on yet.

Turn it on!

And rinse the onion.

Rinse the oil off the onion.

No! It's already got oil on it!

Dice the onion smaller

and then put only the oil in.

Listen, Alex. Grab an onion.

- Grab an onion.

- I already diced one!

Grab an onion from there!

Which, small or big?

The small one.

Is this one okay?

Okay. Look at the onion and say:

"Onion so small."

Onion so small.

"My boyfriend is sick of it all."

My boyfriend is sick of it all.

"But he's going to help his girl out."

But he's going to help his girl out.

"Because that's what love is all about."

Because that's what love is all about.

Very good. Now, set down the onion.

Do I cut this one, too?

Day 88

Okay, look. These are the freaky pics

of places I think you'd like.

I took this one on the way to Joshua Tree.

Joshua Tree?

Yeah, the desert where I went camping

with Patrick and Lisa.

I don't remember you telling me about camping.

Yeah, when we went with Lisa

to take her photos of the Salton Sea.

Right, but I don't remember the camping part.

Well, you must have forgotten.

I didn't forget.

Well, then I forgot. Who cares.

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Look, this is actually a camouflaged antenna.

I'll probably use these two in the project.

Google bought this building for their offices.

Day 91

Hello?

Hey you, what's up?

I'm really glad you called.

I'm really glad because your mother

left her panties here

and she needs to come pick them up

because they're going to ferment.

No, no. I can't. I can't.

No, no god damn it, I'm studying.

I'm studying for my boards.

No. So I can get permanent status, jerk.

And not substitute anymore.

I can't, man.

I've got to cover a bunch of subjects

and I'm already behind.

Okay...

Tomorrow? I don't know,

whenever you want.

When? Is Monday good?

Okay, let's make it Monday.

Come by the school and we'll grab lunch.

Sound good?

Yeah, I'm fine. No, man,

I've got a lot going on, but I'm fine.

Really, I'm fine, let me study.

Yes, jerkoff.

Okay, come on.

Bye. Yes. Me, too.

Come on, please let me study...

Day 93

Hey.

Are you there?

Hello?

Hello. How are you?

- Hello?

- Can you hear me?

Fine, fine. I'm doing great.

How about you?

Good, just working.

I can hear you. Go ahead.

Working.

Here.

Did you go out this weekend?

Yeah.

I'm there.

Well, I'm here. I'm not there,

I'm here, which is your there.

Very funny.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

- Hello, baby!

- No, studying, I'm studying. Hello!

- How's it going?

- Studying.

How's it going?

Really bad.

I've even been considering not taking them...

Well, get on it.

You're a smart boy.

I'm sure you'll do great.

Alex!

Yeah?

Hello!

I can call you later if you're busy.

No, don't worry.

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