100 Bloody Acres

Good morning how are you?

It's nice to see your face

Good morning how are you?

It's nice to see your face

Good morning, how are you ?

That was the Moyer Sisters

with their knockout hit from 75,

" Good morning, how are you ? "

What a perfect way to start this

Australia Day weekend.

Bernard St. John with you

on Sunshine 626.

And stay tuned for

more classic Aussie hits

right after these messages.

Oh, come on, Bernie.

Mate.

You all right, mate?

Bugger.

So, how did you do

that thing to your, uh...

Jeez, it's, uh...

Oh.

Oh.

No, I can't, I can't.

Oh, come on, Soph.

Living dangerously for a minute.

Maybe two.

Oh, my God.

That happened here.

What is it?

There was this awful accident

but they didn't find any of the bodies.

Abducted by retarded aliens maybe.

Ahem!

Sorry.

Oh.

Oh, sh*t.

Mission accomplished.

Okay, just a sec.

Look at you, manly mechanic man.

I was checking the lower hose.

I thought she might have sprung a leak.

I really thought that

all girls were up to it.

Oh, no, no, she is, she is.

She just doesn't take kindly to being

on the road, all the time.

- Yoink.

- Especially on longer roads.

I am a good driver.

I know, no, you are, you are.

She just... I mean.

She must have the radiator checked.

But it's fine, it's not your fault.

I mean, it's hot today

and everything, so...

You're right.

I guess I could have

the SUV off dad,

but I thought, you

know, I'd like you...

No, we'll be fine if we just...

let it cool down a bit.

Getting back on it would

be another story.

Sticking to the highway

sound like too crazy of an idea, Wes ?

Join all those wankers in the sh*t fight ?

Tedious, man.

- Mm.

- Mm.

You look amazing today, Soph.

Well, as... as Wes I...

slipped to you something. I...

You've been acting weird

all the way up here.

I'm just excited about

this weekend, that's all.

Maybe, you take your hands...

Let's go motherfuckers !

Hey, Wes, you might want to

... just give it a minute.

- It's alright.

- I'm serious, mate.

Hey, I know what I'm doing, man.

No, you don't.

Looks like we're walking.

Hold on.

Hey.

Hey, wait, look, it's us.

Wait!

Don't worry, Maigret,

we're not stopping.

Stop, we're not bad people !

What the f***?

Here, you've earned it.

Jesus, what - what is that ?

Mekong.

Here you are.

Out of the way.

Wes !

Wes.

Hey, get out of the way!

Get off the f***ing road!

Hey, how you doing?

Your boyfriend got a death

wish or something?

I do apologize for that -

just for him, generally.

You just don't do that

kinda thing out here.

I know.

I'm Sophie.

Reg.

Hi Reg, um, we're going to

that music festival, Stockport.

You not going in that

direction, by any chance?

- Um...

- How is it going, man?

Hey, what were you playin' at mate?

I could have...

I could've killed you.

No way, mate, I'm indestructible.

Where are you going, Reg?

No, I got to do a run

past Charlie's place.

Oh, come on, we're close, yeah?

No, I - I'm in the middle of me run.

So much for the famous

Aussie hospitality, eh ?

Wes !

Sorry, mate, let you get on your way.

Come on, guys.

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Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, I was thinkin'...

I reckon I can take us.

Cheers, mate.

But I got to make a little

stop by over at the plant

and pick up a few more bags.

I have your thing in 20

minutes, give or take.

Really? Thank you so much, Reg

Wicked, man.

You boys, happy sittin' in the back?

- I can't fit you all up front.

- Cool with me.

It gets a bit pongy in there, but...

- Yeah, not worries.

- I'm Wes, by the way, mate.

- This is, uh, this is James.

- Yeah, good day.

Well, I'm glad to know yous.

Well, give us a tick while

I tidy a few things up.

Stay here, alright?

Thanks, cobber.

No wuckers mate.

- Wes.

- What?

We can, uh, we still walk if you want.

Do you have a

problem with Outback Jack?

Soph is cool with it, right?

In fact, you know what,

you two might be related.

You know what they say?

You can take the girl

outta the country,

but you can't take the country boy

out of the country girl's p*ssy.

Bugger !

- I'm gonna go help him.

- No, it's alright.

Yeah, yeah, we'll go, Soph.

Need a hand, mate?

No, no, no, we're good to go.

Just, uh, you might want

to hold your noses, but -

Mate, I just spent three months

living next to an open

sewer in Yjogjakarta.

I think I can handle it.

Whoa !

Jesus.

This gotta be be some

sort of health risk.

No, no, youse'll be alright.

It's just some blood and bone

three or four kinds of manure.

A bit of road kill.

Come on, the product's organic.

Hey, it's mostly organs, so, uh, yeah.

Hey ?

No, it's all good.

It's all good -

Australian for, everything's f***ed.

Yeah, alright, just be careful

with them bags, eh ?

I got' em set up perfect.

So, let's... close her up

and, uh, make a quick

run past the plant.

Yeah.

Rising and falling

like waves on the tide

of life that's so free

The Class of '74

I thought you'd be a bit

young for this kind of thing.

Oh, no, Bernie has been

playing this one for years.

Ah, the sweet, sweet sounds

Brian Cadd and class 74.

- Brian who?

- Sh- hh.

You're listening Bernard St. John

on Sunshine 626.

- Bugger.

- What is it?

The ad, he promised

to start playing it today.

You've got your own ad ?

Yeah.

Oh, that's you on the

side of the truck?

Yup.

You're like a local

celebrity or something.

Nah.

Well... just kinda.

- Come on, Jeeze, Bernie !

- Yeah, come on, Bernie !

Another superbly crafted

Wesley wang -dang.

- A masterpiece.

- Mm- mm.

Hey, you're not going

to smoke now, eh ?

Why not ?

Dude, think of all the methane here.

- It'll blow us up.

- Bullshit.

Yeah, there's three

different kinds, apparently.

Okay.

But you and I are

busting this bad boy

as soon as we get there.

Sure.

We shall do some acid then.

Uh, no, man, I'm good.

They are blue Sunshines.

Yeah, I just want to keep a

head straight this weekend.

- Thanks.

- Suit yourself.

Mm.

Business is good, then?

Demand's picked up, that's for sure.

Good for you.

And we just landed a contract

with Charlie Wick and Sons.

They sell these parts to Big Chicken.

You know ?

Oh, yeah, the chicken guys?

They are big.

Yes, I guess...

I guess that's good news for us.

For me.

Rich and famous.

Aw, just a little bit.

I could never would move back here.

Hey? You from Yandoit?

Oh, no, not here, but, you know...

from the country.

Oh, I thought you were

one of them city... slickers.

I am, sort of.

Dad shipped me off to boarding school

when he was 13 and I never came back.

Oh, you'll love it out here then.

There's always something going on.

Right.

Uh, you've got Dazzlers in town

if you need a feed.

Uh, we Fairylands, state's

best kept secret.

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