100 Streets Page #3

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She asked why I didn't

have no hair down there.

Told her I had

Alopecia. Spot me.

F***ing...

Yo, make sure you don't

get the bag this time.

Where the f***

these freshman at?

Been waiting for this

sh*t all day, cuz.

My young gs.

Tonight's the night.

It's initiation time.

So, you best grab them peds

and ride 'em for real.

Wait till some c*nt

flashes you up, yeah?

Then you f*** him up!

You get me?

Something wrong, Kingsley?

Seriously?

Man, why are we still troubling

them that ain't on nothin'?

It's about trust

and loyalty, innit?

And don't be thinking I don't

need no proof, you know.

That's why god

invented the iPhone.

Come on then!

You still don't f***ing

get it, do you?

We need the young 'uns out

on the road making dough,

not getting bagged

for some dead crime.

Ain't you got somewhere

you're supposed to be?

I don't care how tough

you think you are

or what you've done to get here

or what you do when

you're not here.

You're here to work.

Don't worry, love. I'm on me way.

You crack on.

Excuse me?

Mate, sorry. I'm done for the day.

Your light's on.

I only live over the bridge.

Go on then, mate. Jump in.

Where you going?

Halsey street, please.

Excuse me?

Would you mind giving me a hand?

What?

Hand.

You've got a pair of them

at the end of your arms.

You're supposed to be paying

back your community, aren't you?

Okay.

There you are.

While you're here,

some mulch would be most useful.

What's...

Mulch.

Bark mulching.

You've got a mountain

of it beside your hut.

Uh...

I'll make it worth your while.

Look, man, I'm...

I'm done for the day.

I'm literally about to roll out.

You look tired.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah?

Mmm.

All right, look.

I've got something that

should cheer you up.

Marrakech?

Mmm-hmm.

Imagine it, the two of us,

we'll actually be

rocking the casabah.

Listen, Jake, I can't.

Only for two nights.

I can't just

bugger off on a whim.

I'm not a student anymore.

It's two nights.

The kids have got stuff on.

I've got work on.

And... and I've got

to think about Max.

Ugh, Max!

Max. Why's it

always about Max?

Emily, he's f***ed you over.

Why can't you see that?

Don't be like that, Jake.

It's not a competition

between you two.

I really don't

need this at the moment.

It was a nice thought, though.

Good man.

You moved quicker than you

have done all afternoon.

Here's a thank you

for your kindness.

Oh, no, no, man. It's cool.

I don't want your money.

A good deed brightens

a dark world.

So, would you like me to do anything

else for you while I'm here?

Two curses of the modern world,

sarcasm and the empty gesture.

No, you're all done for today.

Save your next job for tomorrow.

We pay all the taxes

and we're the bloody pariahs.

There are jobs. People

don't want to work.

You know, if it wasn't

for people like me,

this country would

be totally f***ed.

Big night out, was it?

Oh, f***ing hell!

What the f***?

Love, you all right?

Love? You all right?

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Oh, my god.

Darling, you okay?

Darling? Love?

You seen, mate. She just

stepped out in front of me.

I... have you got a

phone? Ring an ambulance.

Anyone know first aid?

I... I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

Can you hear me?

What you are doing here today

by giving up your time

and raising sponsorship money

will make a lot of children's

lives so much better.

So, thank you so

much for doing this.

I hope you have a great day.

And off you go, on the three.

One, two, three!

I was sitting in

the back seat...

Where the hell

are you? I did it.

Now, get your slippery, fat

ass here and take me home.

Well, we might as well

have a quick drink first.

Hey, we did it, yeah!

Kingsley. I went by

the graveyard, fam.

Boss man said you'd

left, though, innit.

How's it picking up

them weeds, though, fam?

Must be long still.

Oi, you tell Jules yet?

Nah, man, that's my business.

That don't affect

big man's business.

Yeah, I know, but

he's mad para, innit?

About feds and snitching,

fam. Need to fix up...

Why the f*** you

always setting sh*t?

Jules knows I'm the one

that brings in the piece.

You're just the muscle.

Some innie knucklehead.

And to think you used

to be someone to me, man.

You know, there's more

to life than the blocks

and messing with the youngers.

Hey...

You're embarrassing me!

You're embarrassing me!

All right, granddad?

No, no...

Mom!

Just give me your keys.

What?

Mom, what you being

like this for?

Mom!

I found it.

Give me your keys. Hey,

mom, mom, calm down.

Let me explain.

Keys, now!

Wait, listen to me, mom.

Mom!

Mom.

F***.

All right, thank you.

Thank you, gentlemen.

And here, oh, listen,

yeah... here, look...

I will... I will sort

you out, all right?

Here's my business card.

I will make

sure... oh...

Let's get rid of that. Uh...

Look, but no.

Tickets, eh?

You know I'll sort you out.

So, there you go.

Thank you.

Max, you were a legend,

mate. Sort yourself out.

Yeah, well...

I can't be a legend

because I'm not dead yet.

Go on.

Go to bed.

Ooh!

Hiya.

Hey. It's me.

Oh, f***.

What's going on?

Um... I gotta

go, all right?

I'll call you later.

Sh*t.

Was this your pops?

Oh, no, no.

No, it was an old friend.

You could call him my mentor.

There's nothing

I'm doing right now

that I'd even want to

put on there, you know.

Well, keep in mind that

all our lives amount to

is that little dash

on your headstone

between the date of your

birth and your death.

That stands for everything

we ever were.

Well, that was a full-blooded

40 minutes, wasn't it?

Max, as a former

international captain,

you must have just loved it.

I thought that the...

Very entertaining

first half, you know?

The, um...

Both packs...

Uh, dominant.

And, um... oh...

Okay, we'll come back

to you in just a sec.

Kyran, what were your thoughts?

Yeah, it was very entertaining.

The first minute, the try...

Probably the quickest try in

international rugby we've ever seen.

So as Max has said, just got to make

sure that we keep the tempers down.

I think the referee's

doing a good job.

The yellow card is probably

the right thing to keep it calm.

Huge audience watching.

It's not just... Yeah.

What the f*** you doing, Max?

You need to take a good look

in the mirror, seriously.

Do you know how many people

were watching this?

Millions, that's how many.

Jerome. Mate, listen...

No, just go home and call me

when you're compos mentis, okay?

It ain't some big conspiracy,

and it ain't no cover-up.

Sh*t just happens, and you

just gotta accept that.

They say everyone's equal

in the eyes of the law,

but that don't mean the law

treats everyone equally.

Injustice, natural disasters,

9/11, the war on terror.

Sh*t just happens, man.

Yeah, I... I mean, like, it's not

a poem or a rap or anything.

It's... I just got some

sh*t to say, you know?

Well, whatever it is,

it's spoken like

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