10 Cent Pistol Page #2

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and on Egyptian cotton.

Jake, you need to hear this too.

Still getting f***ed.

Hey, look, you want to work

in fair business,

work for the f***ing

county fair.

So, I told Easton he's

gonna do some time.

And what you're facing, well,

they haven't even created

the word yet

to describe the heat you're

gonna have to face.

Those SIS cops are gonna be

so far up your ass,

they're gonna be shifting

your sh*t out of the way.

LA SIS... that's a special

investigative section

of the police department...

they're gonna bug your

apartment, your car,

they're gonna follow you.

He knows all about SIS cops.

You want a faster conversation?

Okay, well, let's just

cut to the chase, then.

I'm gonna be holding onto

these bonds.

LAPD, FBI, all those

alphabet-outfits,

they're gonna be tracing this

for at least a year.

So, I'm gonna be

holding onto these.

What's all this about?

This is about 15 minutes of work

for $5.8 million.

Put 'em in the upstairs safe.

You mug one of the Lakers?

Where'd you get those pants?

You bought these for me, Dad.

So I took the three to five.

But with good behaviour, I was

out in less than 13 months.

Here he is!

Holy sh*t. What the f***?

Wow.

Wow is right.

Jakey!

Nice shirt.

It's all they had, Jakey.

How you been?

Good.

You look great.

You look great.

Hey, you know what,

the whole way over here,

the whole way over here, I'm

saying, I know what he did!

I know what he did.

He rearranged everything,

he put everything where he

wanted. You got rid of my chair.

It's like The Rachel Zoe Project

the moment I went in.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, any...

No.

No.

No, believe me. I check every

day. You can say what you want.

Good boy. Good boy.

You didn't pass the weight room.

Seriously?

You look good.

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

You look good!

You're f***ing with me.

I'm not f***ing with you.

Go down to Blue Oyster, have a

martini to make sure.

What's with the look?

You're about to give me that

speech right now, aren't you?

F***, the what?

The speech?

The a**holes next to me

are lubing up

to get in each other's a**holes,

finally after all this time,

it finally hits me that maybe

I should keep my ass

out of the pen. That speech.

Ha-ha! That's good.

That's real good!

My version's way

better than that.

Well, let's not and say we did.

I already know what

you're gonna say.

What, that I found Punchy?

Yeah. I found him.

He split to Costa Rica before

the feds went looking for him.

Jakey, how are we gonna

get my bonds back?

You skipped over like a million

and fifty questions.

How are we getting them?

What do you mean?

They're right where I left 'em.

At Punchy's house.

They're at Punchy's house.

Getting in kinda worries me.

That's why god

made big guns, kid.

But still, getting in

kinda worries me.

It's on the hill. They got

cameras watching the cameras.

You've seen the house.

That guy didn't just buy

an ADT sticker

to put on the front door.

We need to use

some finesse to get in.

Then we use some finesse.

We can't bogart

our way into this.

Okay, so, how do we do it?

The finesse way.

I don't know.

I don't know, what if we...

F***ing Punchy.

Saw that guy eat a piece of

pizza without folding it.

You can't trust

a guy who does that.

Should've known then.

E.

Baby!

Don't make me pick you up

from that disgusting

halfway house again;

those guys are so creepy.

Hey, baby!

Come on, you're PO officer said

that you really need to stay...

Who cares.

God. My god!

All right, come on,

he's right there.

It's all right, don't worry

about him. He watches porn.

Come on, this is not porn.

Just a little bit.

Just chill out.

All right, well,

how we celebrating?

There's this, like, lounge in

West Hollywood,

this guy from acting class

knows of it.

It's a really good place we can

go, like, just chill,

and we can talk.

What guy from your acting class?

He's gay. I don't know,

I think he's gay.

He does this... I don't know.

It's so hard to tell these days

whether someone's gay or not.

He does the, you know...

But it's always so bad to say.

It's so hard to tell.

Finesse.

Finesse.

Is that a club in the valley,

'cause I think we better not.

Finesse.

What are you guys talking about?

Finesse.

Hey, can I see your cell phone?

Why do you want to

see my cell phone?

Well, you obviously

want my number, so...

Move in!

I am!

Come on, come on.

Move in! F***.

F*** you, move in!

Where's your car?

You go that way

and I'll go this way.

Which way?

This way.

I can...

Careful, watch your step here.

So this is it?

Yeah, this is my humble abode.

The safe with the bearer bonds.

The safe with the bonds!

There's a safe in the office.

It has a combination.

And the safe in the bedroom.

Which bedroom?

Upstairs bedroom.

Who the f*** is upstairs? Tell

me who the f*** is upstairs.

I don't know,

I swear to Christ I don't know.

Let's go up and check.

Please, god, I don't know.

Let's just go up.

We all can't go up.

Tell me who the f*** is

upstairs.

What the hell are we doing?

The f*** is this?

Take her, go upstairs.

Find out who the f*** it is and

bring 'em down here.

Walk. Walk.

Answer it already.

Who is it?

Police, sir.

Your silent alarm went off.

Open up, please.

What did you do?

Not me. I swear, I don't lie.

Get rid of 'em.

They're cops.

Stop being a f***ing smartass.

How am I supposed

to get rid of cops?

Whoever it is locked themselves

in the elevator.

Who the f*** is it?

How the hell should I know?

The guy wouldn't say.

I'm telling you, I don't know

who's in the elevator, okay?

I don't know!

Hey! We'll have 52 cops here if

you keep that sh*t up.

Knock it off.

You're not gonna get the

opportunity

to get the opportunity to do

something stupid.

You understand me?

Nod your head. Go.

F***. F***ers.

F***ers! God! F***!

Hey. Go out there, make sure

nothing goes wrong.

Make sure he doesn't

do anything crazy. Go.

Go ahead.

Of course, of course. Come in.

Your security system...

Hi.

Hello.

What do you got?

IDs checked out.

Everything's code four.

Thank you.

Come in, Central.

Cancel the 5-1 at Camerford.

Okay, guys. Looks like

everything checked out.

Those are yours,

and I believe those are yours.

Okay, so we don't have to make a

second trip out here,

when the repairs begin,

have the technician call the

station to confirm, all right?

Now, we got some

more people outside.

We'll clear them away as we go.

All right? Anything else?

Y'all have a good morning.

You too.

Morning.

Nothing to see here, move along.

The bonds are in the upstairs safe.

This is the combination for it.

Take it. Take it out.

Let's just go up.

Who the f*** is upstairs?

I'm supposed to believe that

somebody else

came here to rob you?

Let's just go up.

Wait a minute. You don't know

what you're walking into.

There's two of us

and one of him.

What the f*** is this now?

You never know how

these things end.

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