10 Items or Less Page #5
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- 2006
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Okay.
Okay.
All right. Remember now.
Good pace, okay?
Good pace. All right?
Job's already yours.
Yeah, okay.
Nice and erect.
Shoulders, shoulders.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
That's amazing.
Do you realize you make a transfer
every two and a half seconds?
You could put a Swiss watch on it.
I mean, without ever
even moving your--
It's wonderful.
You made me want to be a woman.
I have that effect on people.
Are you studying me now
to play an office worker?
Oh, no. No.
My friend's up for the role.
She's in there now.
Yes.
I have no idea.
Not a clue.
Bull.
He didn't say a thing.
Maybe it's mine.
Maybe it's not.
But I did it.
But you did it.
And one thing I do know.
What's that?
in that market again.
See?
Strong ending.
Strong ending.
You're makin' me so proud.
Ten items or less.
Ask me again.
Keepers?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Ten items or less.
This.
Okay.
Now you have eight.
Can I have another?
As many as you want.
It's not my lane anymore.
I'm retired.
Yeah.
Guess--
Guess it's time, huh?
You got some idea
where we're going?
Not a f***ing clue.
Not a f***in' clue.
Hey, you can always
make a stop.
Like the rest of America.
Can you tell me
how to get to Brentwood?
Hey, Big D!
How do you like the ride?
Race you to the next light.
I'm callin' his wife.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, don't tell me you forgot
which one's yours.
No, I'm pretty sure this is the one.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
'Cause I don't want to hear on
the news you got your ass shot off.
No.
No, I think we're good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Think you can find your way back?
and ask for directions.
Got it. Thank you.
Look, um...
I'd love to hang, but...
...it's a school night.
And I got work tomorrow.
You do?
I do.
You do?
I do.
Your class project!
That's the one, yeah.
Oh. You're gonna commit.
Well, uh--
Say it. Say the word.
Say it:
"Co--Co--
Com-mit.
Commit.
Oh, qu bueno.
Congratulations.
Well!
Not even sure
Director's so young,
he hasn't even been born yet.
Nonetheless.
This is our pact.
We live--
"We live.
We work.
"We work...
We're just getting started.
Just getting started."
We'll never see
each other again.
Never.
Ol!
Easy Build Construction.
Good afternoon.
Oh, uh, Mr. Holcomb?
Oh, ah, yes, sir.
The plywood order.
But there was-- There has been
a terrible traffic mix-up on the 405.
It should be on its way soon.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Beautiful.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
this two-pack here
sells for 21 .99.
Right.
But we're gonna go ahead,
and we're gonna give you--
We'll give you the second one
absolutely free.
Plus, the mop.
Plus!
Right, for those of you
who let me know right now--
You gotta cue 'em, okay? "For those
of you who let me know right now."
And always be nodding your head.
That's really, really important,
because it's almost like hypnosis.
Like, you nod your head,
they nod their head.
Okay! So--
They're convinced that it's a good price,
and they're gonna buy it.
Okay.
Never do anything negative.
And you always say, "I know
you want one and you want one too."
I assume before they even raise
their hand they want one.
They're already there.
"Here's what you're gonna take home."
You just assume that sale.
Okay. So, so--
And so you--
Uh, we sell these for 21 .99.
But as an introductory offer,
we're gonna give you, uh,
you buy one, you get one free,
plus, we're gonna give you the mop.
No, no. No, no.
We're not gonna
give them the mop.
First, you need to nod your head.
Nod your head.
That's really, really important.
Okay, so you go ahead,
and take home the first one.
Take home!
Take home.
They're already buying.
Yeah, you're buying this.
Take home the first one, and we're
gonna throw in the second.
We give you the second one for free.
The second one
absolutely free.
Buy one, get one
is our standard package.
And then, for those of you
who let me know right now--
Then, for those of you
who let me know right now--
No, no. Raise your hand.
It's real important, okay?
Just leave this out on the table.
You don't have to hold it.
Okay.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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