10 Rules for Sleeping Around Page #8

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- Out of the bush.

- Be quiet.

Why are you in Hamptons?

I'm serious, tell me the truth right now.

Because like an idiot I thought I could safe Cameron from herself.

- What?

- Ben, look at me.

I'm not cheating on you.

But..

- But what Kate?

Who's XL condoms are in the bedroom?

You of all people now that I don't wear XL condoms.

- Right.

- So what the hell's going on?

We are way to sober to figure this out, can we go get a drink?

- You take care of it?

- No sir Mr.Fields.

If I am copulating I do not wish to be disturbed.

Okay, I apologize sir.

Okay.

F***!

Two mojitos please.

Cool party huh?

Yeah, it's getting better.

Got to get much better.

Kitty Kate, how great?

Kitty Kate?

Wait, I'm sorry.

You two guys know each other?

She was my high school prom date,

We were just laughing about it this morning.

You have breakfast with her?

You've already hooked up with the brazilian bimbo?

I'm not a bimbo chikita, I'm a professional.

- Oh there is no doubt you're a..

- B*tch!

- Get off me. What the hell?

- Wow.. wow..

Stop!

- Let go of my hand..

- Please..

- Ow..

- Get off me..

-Come on..

- What the hell?

- I knew you were f***ed up beyond believe.

Gaby..

Who the hell is this guy?

I'm Matt, Who are y..

Are you Ben?

- The pole vaulter?

- I can explain everything.

Do still have feelings for him Kate?

- No.

Ben you ask me for a 3-way.

And you want one with him?

- No.

But i would like someone to listen.

Well why don't you just talk to me, Kate?

- I'm gonna give you guys a minute.

- Great idea.

I do know one thing.

If a girl buys an expensive dress and doesn't wear it for her man..

That's the most expensive mistake of her life.

Here, before you choose..

Which life's path your gonna follow tonight..

I'm gonna give you something to remember.

And based on life's experience..

Trust me it'll have a profound life altering affect.

Wait, you're not married are you?

Before we....

You know..

My lady, I am not who you think I am.

And I think you're masquerading as twikle toes' lifestylist Owen Manners.

When in reality you're the Hampton's notorious seducing all the deperate housewives.

All their husbands don't have a clue.

I am who you think I am.

Am I who you think I am?

Hey..

Hey..

- I know you.

Yeah you're that polevaulter.

- You're Kate's friend aren't you?

- Yes I am.

- Want a shot?

- Yeah.

It's good..

Where is yours?

Hey..

Ah thank you very much..

Bottom's up, mister.

There you are.. Where have you been?

- Hi ladies..

We missed you.

Want to see a surprise?

-Yeah.

That's okay..

It happens to old guys like all the time.

We won't tell anyone, don't worry.

Now we can take care of each other.

You can watch.

It will be pay per view only free.

- Poor thing.

- Yeah..

I have been so stupid.

No, I've been stupid.

I have not been making very good decisions lately.

God..

Can you believe that I came out here to hook up with Hugh?

Didn't know whether I should hump him or burp him.

And worst of all..

I have hurt the person that I care most about.

Vince will understand.

I'm talking about you.

Well, I nearly made the same mistake with Matt.

I mean at least you had fun with him, right?

Oh my God.

Kate, I did not sleep with Matt, he's your ex.

There is a girl code.

It is small but it does exist.

We just stayed up talking all night.

- You're right he's a very good listener.

- That's good, yeah.

Vince ran off with the doinks sisters.

Ben left with Gaby.

I've been..

I've been thinking our..

Arrangement.

Yeah, you uhm..

You wanna..

Divorce?

No.

I mean our rules.

You mean.. Your rules.

The thought of you with another man makes me crazy.

Yeah, I didn't really like it myself.

I love you.

I'm terrified that I'm gonna lose you.

Look..

I've been carrying this for a while, i should've done this a long time ago.

Guys..

I'm just gonna go get my things and go to manhattan.

cameron, i don't want to see Ben.

Will you come with me?

- Of course.

- Okay.

- Yes, yes Gaby. God,you're so good.

- Oh yes?

I'm so happy.

This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

I'm serious.

What's it about?

Sex in the Hamptons.

Sleeping around.

Yeah, it's all everybody thinks about all day long.

That's my life story.

- Was.

- Who needs Emma Cooney..

We got our own best seller right here.

Oh yeah, everybody is gonna read this.

Read what?

Gaby's book.

She is a writer.

Yes.

Like John Gris-ham.

Yeah.

Oh.. That's nice.

Owen?

Oh for christ sake.

I hope you've had your shots.

I was thinking, a cheatau over looking the mediteranian in St Tropez.

I hereby declare my Dolce Vita ball officially finished.

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