10 Rules for Sleeping Around Page #7

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Oh my God!

No no..

Ladies, ladies, i'm begging you.

Ladies, not now!

What the f***..

The naked man..

Best room service.

Who the f*** are you?

Someone's angry.

You, crazy naked man.

Get out of here!

Get out of here now!

I'm gonna kill you!

-I swear, i didn't know she was married.

Get off me!

Sounds like an active game.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go..

Check on the game real quick.

Hey Vincy!

What is this, Burning Man?

He must have escaped from hospital.

Help me throw this guy off the balcony right now.

Grab!

-You!

I'll just see for myself.

Oh my God!

Help! They're doing things to me!

Oh My God!

-Oh my God!

Damn it.

-Oh my!

Miss Cooney!

Take this pill.

I'm appauled.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Coming ladies?

-Yes.

Get in, get in.

No, no..

You're not getting in.

Let me just squeeze in.

Sh*t!

Damn it!

New plan.

Stick a fork in it.

It's done.

Greates comeback in sport's history,

Redsox down 3-0..

3 outs from World Series Elimination,

facing Mariana Libera..

Baseball's greatest closure,

did they quit?

Hell no!

As if things aren't bad enough..

Now you're plugging the Redsox?

That's not the point.

It's done!

I just lost everything, Vince.

Fine, you stay here quitter.

I'm gonna go do what i do.

Do what you do?

Let me tell you what you do.

You sell bullshit.

You are a bullshit salesman.

You swore to me that E-publishing was the future..

Paperless books, there's green in going green.

Where's the green, Vince?

At least i'm not afraid to try.

You put your whole life on hold.

You're just waiting for something to happen,

and it's passing you by, my friend.

That's no bullshit.

We're ready.

-Vinny, let's go go go.

Ready to go to this party, ladies?

They have house made entirely out of chocolate.

Where's Owen?

He left to select the Brazillian gir's ensemble.

Says she needs a man's touch.

Who doesn't.

Where's Cooney?

-She left.

Motherf***er!

Isn't anyone gonna be at my party?

This is your fault.

Once they're in,

they don't get out. Understood?

Yes sir.

-Unless i throw them out.

Hey, woah woah..

Stop, hey guys..

You want a ride with us?

YEs!

Are we negotiating?

-I can't get you in, Dwayne knows what you look like.

We got that covered, i just need you to help out for my friends here.

Whatever, fine.

Here's to be single,

seeing doubles..

And sleeping triple.

I'm Duncan.

ANd you are?

How old are you?

Old enough.

Man, things people do to get into a party, go.

Don't let them play hard to get.

Matt, it's me Kate.

I'm here at the party, surprise.

Where are you? Call me, i'm here, bye!

Sorry, excuse me.

Vince is not the only one who can crash the party.

Welcome to the Dolce Vita Ball.

The night belongs to you,

please enjoy it..

Irresponsibly!

Hey, f***ing idiot.

You're gonna get killed out here.

Sorry, my bad!

Wow, Vince..

If this is the new you, i do not want to see you

going through my closet.

Yeah yeah.

And..

We need to talk about those 10 rules.

What about them?

They're too many.

Attention, come on you free loaders!

I will close this open bar..

That got your attention.

I am a man of few words.

Most of those have 4 letters.

Actually, i moved up to 7.

F*** you.

It's not everyday that a fella gets to see

his boy become a man.

Don't worry, it's not a surprise Barmitzvah.

Tonight is my pride and joy's 18th birhtday.

So belly up to the bar

and join me in a toast..

To..

Move your asses people!

Watch it!

What the hell?

Get off, get off me.

This is one hell of a coming out party.

Look at you.

He's got a f***ing dress.

Excuse me, excuse me.

That's my boy.

Let's the fireworks begin!

Mambo!

You know you make me very proud, son.

If you need someone to talk to..

You should have come to me.

That lipstick's shade is all wrong on you.

For Christsake..

Oh my God.

It's Benny Bunny.

Skinny dipping!

It's about to make perfect unity..

-I need your help.

I'll talk to you in a second.

Get away from me!

You gotta distract Fields,

so i can talk to Emma.

Has your tong cut the circulation to your brain?

We negotiated, i got you in..

I'm done, get away.

I don't know why you take such immediate dislike to me.

Save time..

If you don't distract Fields..

Even if it means taking one for the team,

i'm gonna out you for the phony homo that you are.

Oh no.

Bartender, we need something special for this beautiful lady.

What do you like?

Cosmo?

Mercedes, yatch?

How about my watch?

Eduardo, throw me another Robusto.

Sure, Mr Jeffery.

Owen..

Magnificent job.

I'm so glad you're thrilled.

Thrilled? I'd poop myself.

He's so silly.

If you like what i've done here..

Just think what i'd do with your

New Year's eve bash.

If the position is still open.

The position is open.

One of many positions i have in mind for you.

Mr Fields, thank you so much.

You won't be disappointed,

i promise.

It's strong..

Thank you..

Owen?

It's true, you are in love with Jeffery Fields.

Are you?

He told me but i didn't believe him.

To think i was a week away from the operation, b*tch!

I can explain.

-No.

You're letting your true feelings

bubble to the surface.

No..

-No..

Demure doesn't become you.

Let's take a walk.

A break, fellas.

Excuse us,

date with destiny.

Would you like a 16 Stogey?

Can you handle my things to you?

Cigars, senorita.

Don't tempt me.

I haven't been honest with you.

You will thank me for this in 7 minutes.

So, you pretended to be your partner..

Who pretended to be Owen.

-Yeah.

Who pretends to be gay.

-Yeah.

You lost your wife..

-Yeah.

Ben lost his fiance, all because you want to publish my book?

Yeah, we area really big fans.

I'm sorry Vince, but i signed with Fields.

Just before i arrived,

i only drop by to tell you..

In person, because i thought it's the right thing to do.

Fields, he has multimillion dollars deals in play.

We were talking happy meals..

You left your old publisher because you were against all of that comercialness.

Stop being so bloody naive.

I don't mind being exploited,

if i'm making money.

And why should i be freezing my ass off in Sussex..

When i could tan it in Marbella?

Keep doing it for the love.

Are you gay?

-No.

Pretending to be gay?

-No.

Bisexual?

Never have the Bi yet.

Vince, did you close Cooney yet?

Please say yes..

She sold out faster than the Ipad.

-No..

She wants theme park rides

and soft drinks..

Probably hocking an infomercial right now.

-No..

- No Vince, that's not okay.

- I know.

Stop..

Oh no, oh sh*t.

- We have a breach.

- I got to go.

What?

Oh my god..

Oh.

Oh that's not good.

That is not good.

Oh I didn't do that.

Okay, cool.

- No.. Ah. Ah.

- Uh..

Look at you.

- Thank you.

No, No if I could just..

Oh God..

Oh..

Oh.. You smell like apricots.

Just relax and do it.

And vice versa.

- I..

Help, Mr Fields..

That's my security ring.

Hello..

Are you busy?

Kinda busy.

We have a security breach.

Kate. Shh.. shh..

Security is looking for me Kate.

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