10 Things I Hate About You Page #17

watch, giving Kat one last smirk, just as Bianca walks into

the kitchen.

JOEY:

Just who I was looking for.

He puts his arm around Bianca and escorts her out

KAT:

BIANCA:

Bianca keeps walking, ignoring Kat

A GUY pouring shots hands Kat one She downs it and accepts

another.

GUY:

Drink up, sister.

Patrick walks up

PATRICK:

What's this?

KAT:

(mocking)

"I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that

what you're supposed to do at a party?

PATRICK:

I say, do what you wanna do.

KAT:

Funny, you're the only one

She downs another.

INT. BOGEY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Cameron and Michael enter. Cameron looks, around for his

beloved, while Michael schmoozee with all in attendance and

dishes dirt simultaneously.

MICHAEL:

(high-fiving a

jock)

Moose, my man!

(to Cameron)

Ranked fifth in the state. Recruiters

have already started calling.

Cameron nods intently

MICHAEL:

(continuing;

grabbing his belt)

Yo, Clem.

(to Cameron)

A Patsy Cline fan, but hates the new

Leanne Rimes.

(with a Jamaican

swagger)

Ziggy, peace, bra.

(to Cameron)

Prefers a water pipe, but has been

known to use a bong.

Michael spots Bianca and Chastity, watching the skirmish,

and points Cameron's body in her direction.

MICHAEL:

(continuing)

Follow the love, man

ON BIANCA AND CHASTITY Bianca cranes her neck

BIANCA:

Where did he go? He was just here.

CHASTITY:

Who?

BIANCA:

Joey.

Cameron walks over.

CAMERON:

Evening, ladies.

Bianca turns and graces him with a pained smile.

BIANCA:

Hi.

CAMERON:

Looks like things worked out tonight,

huh?

Bianca ignores the question and tries to pawn him off

BIANCA:

You know Chastity?

CAMERON:

I believe we share an art instructor

CHASTITY:

Great

BIANCA:

Would you mind getting me a drink,

Cameron?

CAMERON:

Certainly

Pabst? Old Milwaukee? RaiJieer?

Bianca gives him a tense smile.

BIANCA:

Surprise me.

He heads for the kitchen. Joey walks up and grabs her

around the waist.

She giggles as he picks her up and carries her off -- just

as Cameron returns, a beer -- complete with a napkin and

straw -- in his hand.

Chastity glares with a jealous fury after Bianca and Joey,

then gives Cameron the once-over and walks away.

Michael appears.

MICHAEL:

Extremely unfortunate maneuver.

CAMERON:

The hell is that? What kind of 'guy

just picks up a girl and carries her

away while you're talking to her?

MICHAEL:

Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're

making progress.

CAMERON:

No, I ' m not.

He smacks himself in the head

CAMERON:

(continuing)

She used me! She wants to go out with

Dorsey. Not me. I'm an idiot!

Michael pats him on the shoulder.

MICHAEL:

At least you're self-aware

BOGEY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT

Kat and a crowd of White Rastas and Cowboys stand in a

drunken group hug singing "I Shot the Sheriff". Kat has

another shot glass in hand.

Patrick is showing a scar to an inebriated, enraptured

cheerleader. He looks up at Kat and smiles meets his eyes

then looks away.

INT. BOGEY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Bianca stands next to Joey, sipping from her beer

JOEY:

So yeah, I've got the Sears catalog

thing going -- and the tube sock gig "

that's gonna be huge. And then I'm up

for an ad for Queen Harry next week.

BIANCA:

Queen Harry?

JOEY:

It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be,

like, wearing a uniform and stuff.

Bianca tries to appear impressed, but it's getting

difficult.

BIANCA:

Neat...

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