10 Years Page #12

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It's good to be back, see everybody.

See Anna.

Whoo. What?

Does your mom have big b*obs?

Whoo, she looks so good.

She looks really-- she almost looks

better than she did in high school.

She's got a little bit

of late twenties heft.

Like her body's yearning

to have a baby.

It's funny seeing Scotty P.

What is this, smashing?

- Uh...

- What what was smashing?

Nick:
Yeah, Scott.

What is smashing?

Really, Nick? Really?

You know, Kev Garrity--

you know, G-Money?

We're just smashing

every minute we can get.

And then, hopefully,

out of the smash session,

a baby will just smash out of

him and me and then I'll smash

that baby out of the womb.

And then my baby

will learn how to smash.

Nick:

That's good.

It's crazy, man.

It's crazy seeing everybody.

All the stuff that

we used to do together.

All the chicks we used to run.

What?

- We should go in the stall.

- Don't tell Jake.

- Let's go in the stall.

- Don't tell Jake.

- Everybody in the stall.

- Nick:
Yeah, everybody in the stall.

- Sam:
That's amazing.

- Actually, it's totally changed my--

I actually never did this

in high school, ever.

- So this is kind of, like--

- ( toilet flushes )

- Oh!

- ( yelling, laughing )

- Fm Miltie-- I'm Millie.

- You remixed--

- Yeah.

- You remixed my song?

You know, I mean?

I just do music on the side.

- Which songs did you?

- J' The best I never had... J'

You know what I mean?

But look how sexy this is.

Whose boy band picture is this?

That's Scott.

- Scott, of course.

- That's Scott.

( mitating electric guitar)

- Man:
Scott, man.

- That's all I got! That's all I got!

Well, you are, kinda. 'Cause you

kinda grabbed mine in the bathroom.

She'd just got 'em.

Look, I remember you

in tenth grade.

- Those roses looked like, flat.

- That was junior year.

And then, in junior and senior year,

those roses

looked like blossoms.

Well, I was a late bloomer.

They're still talking about my b*obs.

I'm sorry.

All right, picture me

as a big old Hershey Kiss.

Done.

For a little while.

That's why I just--

- Excuse us.

- Nick:
Sorry about that.

That's your husband?

- Yes.

- I thought that was your dad.

( laughing )

Nick:
So, do you see spending

the rest of your life with Jake?

I do.

I definitely do.

Give me the song,

give me the song, give me the song.

- J' You're the best, uh J'

- Yeah.

J' The best I ever had... J'

( beat boxing )

Right...

J' There was no writing on the wall I

J' No warning signs to follow I

J' No, no, I just can't forget I

J' You're the best I never had J'

( Dre rapping )

J' Me and you, we equal two J'

J' No matter what you do I

J' I'm rolling wit' you I

J'l bust a cap I

J' You make the money I

J'l hold you up I

J' You my honey I

J' We snuggle buggle I

J' We watch the tube I

J' You watch the O J'

J' I watch SPN News. J'

- You feel me? So it's like--

- Yeah, it keeps going.

You know what I mean?

So, I put that together,

I mixed some Biggie in there,

and it was huge.

Dude, it was huge.

( nstrumental music playing )

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