10 Years Page #3

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- Garrity?

- Cully.

Dude. Oh, my God, look at you.

You look all normal and sh*t.

You look like a frickin'

J.Crew ad over here.

Look at this guy.

Jake:
You got, like,

a Jude Law thing happening.

You do.

You look just like Jude Law.

- Olivia:
As opposed to what?

- Yeah.

Olivia:

Who did you used to look like?

What's your name again?

- Uh, Peter.

- Peter.

I was a dick to you

back in high school, wasn't I?

- Peter:
What are you--

- Cully:
Let me buy his drink.

- No, it's it's an open bar.

- Is it? Double vodka, no mixers.

Here, take your tip back.

- I'll leave a tip for you.

- I-i-it's fine.

Uh, complimentary photo?

Oh, sure.

You want anybody in it with you?

Oh, no. It's okay.

I can't believe they chose this hotel.

It's perfect.

- Oh, hey.

- Hey.

- ( Yelling )

- on, my W

- You look amazing!

- Look how skinny you are!

Hi, can I get my picture taken

with you too?

- Yep. Mm-hmm. Okay.

- Thank you so much.

Ahem.

- Gorgeous. Let's take a photo.

- Come here. Come on.

Do you mind if we do it again?

I think I blinked.

Yeah, I think I did, too.

Let's get this jag poppirf-

Oh, G-Money.

Get low, baby.

Come on, get in here.

Wha-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, oh!

- What's up, man?

- This is Andre.

- This is one of my oldest friends.

- How you doing?

- Hi.

- This is my wife Olivia.

- Hi.

- This is your wife?

Yeah, we're-- we're married.

You married

a white girl, for real?

You..

Wow.

That's crazy.

- He's, uh--

- Yeah.

This is so amazing.

Well, it should be. I've been looking

forward to this for a very long time.

- So have I.

- Oh.

- Mortgage broker, huh?

- Mortgage- yes.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sure you're awesome at it.

- I just--

- Really?

I didn't see it coming.

I'm not gonna lie. I--

- I feel good about that now.

- Watch it, man.

What is this?

What's that?

Oh, this is, uh- this is Julie's.

Yeah.

You stole it from her?

Nick:

I just thought it'd be more fun

if I just filmed all of us

getting wasted tonight.

- Done. More shots?

- That'd be really funny.

- Yes.

- Done.

They're not all for me.

They're for everybody.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. How are you?

- So good.

- Now the party can start.

You heard it, everybody.

Now the party can start.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

AJ:

I miss you so much, Cully.

I can't do this.

I just thought you were

really into rap music.

Yeah, well, I was.

I still am.

No, I know.

But I thought that meant

you liked Coolio and stuff.

I didn't know that meant

you thought you were black.

So, you guys

come with boyfriends

or you married or...

I'm married.

Who-- who'd you marry?

Oh, you've seen the commercials?

J' Calling Ford, calling Ford... I

You married Cully?

AJ:
Dude, dude, look.

There she is.

There's Anna.

God, she looks good,

doesn't she?

Yeah, she looks really glamorous.

Anna:

Let me help you with that.

Marty:

Is she gonna--

- We'll-- we'll work up to it.

- Yeah, okay.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back.

- Okay.

- Man:
Where's she going?

I'll be right back.

She probably won't come back.

I think you scared her off.

Good job.

You scared her off.

She might not come back.

Man:
So, is this

getting serious or what?

Yeah, of course it's getting serious.

We've been together for, like,

three and a half years.

Nick:

So, it's serious?

I would say it's serious, yes.

How black, uh...

did you act?

Did I act? Like on a scale

from one to 10?

Like on a scale

from white to black?

I'd say, like, a...

a dark gray.

No, no, no, no, no.

What are you doing with my camera?

Okay, hi, yeah. No, we need

to put the camera back right now.

- Vanillo, I'm serious. Just--

- Bu! I'm gonna get everybody.

Yeah, right,

you will get everybody.

- Just put it back. It's just perfect.

- I'm gonna put it back.

- I set up perfectly.

- I'll put it back.

- Okay, thank you.

- After I do this.

No, Vanillo!

I got a baby girl.

You wanna see a picture?

Yeah, I do.

She's a beauty.

- She is beautiful.

- There she is.

Wait a minute.

You don't have any babies.

- A boat? You have a boat?

- Yeah, I told you about the boat.

- Do you have any--

- You didn't tell me--

- I don't have any boats, no.

- Kids.

Does he have any kids?

Look at the guy.

He's like the king

of New York City.

He's out dining on Wall Street,

sleeping with models and stuff.

- Tell her. Tell her about the models.

- Uh...

Being genuine is not something

that comes easily for me

as far as an emotion.

I want to make sure

that my "genuinity"

is expressing itself

clearly to you.

Sure.

And it's so good to see you.

Sam:

So good to see you.

It's been-- I'm gonna come

by the dealership.

- Good to see you, Peter.

- I just- my friends are--

Oh, jackpot.

Look at that table.

No, no, no, no, no.

Come back. Come back.

Let them do their thing.

Let them talk.

Look at them.

Oh, I have so much work to do

to that table.

I know. I know you do.

Just don't be too aggressive, you know?

'Cause then it gets

a little assholey.

Well, nice catching up

with you, Elise.

Oh, my God.

This is what I mean.

This is why you're

the worst wingman in the world.

Oh, come on, man.

I was trying to create demand.

- What?

- It's called salesmanship.

- What?

- If she knows that you've been

with other high-quality women,

she's gonna be like,

"Oh, maybe I can be

one of those high-quality women."

Do you really believe

what you're saying?

- Makes a lot of sense.

- That makes sense, not what you did.

You showed her photos of your

goddamn boat. Who does that?

She was asking

to see baby pictures. I was--

Yeah, which is when

normal people say, "Oh, I'm so sorry.

I don't have any babies

with my wife yet to take pictures of."

It's a conversation killer.

It's a conversation killer.

No, no, no.

You wearing a captain's hat

standing next

to a little grounded boat--

that's a real conversation killer.

- What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

- You left me out there for, like,

I don't even know how long,

all by myself.

I've been in here two minutes.

- Yeah, two minutes is too long.

- Stop.

All your friends

are out there.

I don't care about them.

I care about being with you.

Aw.

But Cully did ask

if I could go out to the car

with him and Dre.

That's what this is about.

Go ahead.

- I can go?

- Yeah.

- You wanna come?

- No.

I'm gonna hang out with Sam.

- No, just come on--

- But you can't have more than two puffs

because you're

a lightweight, remember?

- Oh, is that what I am?

- Don't-

- Really?

- Yes, don't you remember?

Why are you looking at me?

I love looking at you.

Could look at you forever.

That's sweet.

You need to go.

I love you.

- Nobody in here.

- No, baby.

Someone's gonna come in here.

Someone's gonna come in.

I love you, leave.

I gotta do my makeup.

One puff, lightweight.

Don't forget.

(Jake coughing )

Jake:
Dre, you're a lifesaver

with this stuff.

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