13 Cameras Page #2

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OKAY, OKAY,

MY WATER ISN'T BREAKING

ANYTIME SOON,

TRUST ME.

YEAH, IT'S THE BEST

ITALIAN I'VE HAD SINCE

I'VE BEEN OUT HERE.

I MEAN,

IT'S NOT NEW YORK,

BUT IT'S STILL

PRETTY DAMN GOOD.

I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR US

TO JUST GET TO TALK, OU KNOW?

-[WOMAN] YOU KNOW,

I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU PLAY.

-OH, NO?

-[WOMAN] NO.

-IS THIS YOUR WIFE?

-WHERE?

THIS PICTURE OF YOU GUYS

AT THE GRAND CANYON.

OH, YEAH,

THAT'S HER.

HMM. SHE'S PRETTY.

DRINK?

-THANK YOU.

-MM-HMM.

-BED?

-[LAUGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

GOSH, SHE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE

A MEAN SPIRITED B*TCH.

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT HER

RIGHT NOW. OKAY?

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER?

AH, IT'S COMPLICATED.

[RYAN] WE JUST MOVED HERE,

AND SHE UPROOTED HER WHOLE LIFE.

I CAN'T JUST LEAVE.

-[WOMAN SIGHS]

-[RYAN] YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

YEAH, I, UH--

I GOTTA GET BACK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

TOMORROW NIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE WE CAN GET

DRINKS AFTER WORK.

[SCOFFS]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

HEY, HOW WAS IT?

GOOD.

I GOT ITALIAN.

WOO! YOU'RE THE BEST.

I'M STARVING.

HEY.

[DOG BARKING]

-BARON.

-[BARKING CONTINUES]

BARON, STOP!

CAN YOU GO CHECK ON HIM?

YEAH.

-BARON.

-[BARKING]

BARON, STOP.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

DID YOU SEE SOMETHING?

[DOG GROWLS]

WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?

-IS HE OKAY?

-YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.

HE PROBABLY SAW AN ANIMAL

IN THE YARD OR SOMETHING.

RY?

RYAN?

[RYAN] YEAH?

[CLAIRE] COME HERE.

WHY?

[GROANS]

WHAT DO YOU THINK,

TO SORT OF BALANCE IT OUT?

WHATEVER YOU THINK.

[CHUCKLES] I DOUBT

THE BABY'S GONNA CARE.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

CAN YOU GET A HAMMER?

NOW?

I DON'T HAVE A HAMMER

AND NAILS.

-[CLAIRE] YES, WE DO.

-BURIED IN A BOX SOMEWHERE.

THIS REALLY:

HAS TO HAPPEN NOW?

CAN YOU JUST TRY TO CARE?

-RYAN.

-IF IT'S GOTTA BE DONE NOW,

LET'S JUST DO IT NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

RYAN,

YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT.

THERE'S GOTTA BE A TOOLBOX

IN THE OWNER'S CLOSET.

OH, SH*T.

WHAT?

THIS IS NOT A CLOSET,

IT'S STAIRS.

WHAT?

IT SAYS THIS WAS

AN OWNER'S CLOSET, RIGHT?

RYAN,

DON'T GO DOWN THERE.

RYAN?

[DOOR CREAKS]

[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

[SIGHS]

WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?

IT-- IT WAS A DRAFT.

IT JUST SHUT THE DOOR.

[SIGHS]

THOSE STAIRS:

ARE CREEPING ME OUT.

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO

THIS NOW.

OKAY.

-HEY.

CHUCKLES:

HEY.

HEY, I'M SORRY.

I'VE BEEN WITH HER ALL DAY.

I CAN'T TODAY,

WE'RE RUNNING ERRANDS.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?

WELL, SHE'S GONNA

BE GONE ALL DAY,

I FIGURED:

YOU COULD COME HERE.

I DON'T CARE.

[CHUCKLES] YEAH,

I'LL HEAT THE POOL.

[CLAIRE] RYAN?

[RYAN] UH, YEAH.

I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.

OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

TWO HOURS?

TWO HOURS NORTH?

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

-THAT'S PRETTY BAD.

-[LAUGHS]

IT'S JUST LIKE

THE ONE MY MOM HAD.

IT'LL BE FUN,

WE CAN DRIVE UP THE COAST.

IT BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN

ROCKING CHAIR I'VE EVER SEEN.

DON'T BE A BABY.

WE CAN GRAB LUNCH

ON THE WAY.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE

BARON FOR TOO LONG.

HE CAN HANDLE:

FIVE OR SIX HOURS.

IT'LL BE FINE.

-STOP WORRYING.

-ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

[PANTING]

-[DOORKNOB TURNING]

-[BARON BARKS]

[BARKING CONTINUES]

[DOOR CREAKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING CONTINUES

COME ON,

I'M FREEZING.

ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

YOUR HIGHNESS.

I WANNA SEE:

HOW THE CHAIR LOOKS

IN THE NURSERY.

CHOP, CHOP.

HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

AHH.

-OOH.

-WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

[LAUGHS] NO.

[SHOWER WATER RUNNING,

FAUCET TURNS OFF AND SQUEAKS]

WHAT TIME ARE YOU

GONNA BE BACK TOMORROW?

HUH?

WHAT TIME ARE YOU GONNA

BE HOME TOMORROW NIGHT?

YOU WANNA GET DINNER?

OH, I'VE GOT

MY MOMMY GROUP POTLUCK.

YOU KNOW,

DAD'S ARE WELCOME.

[CHUCKLES]

I WISH I COULD.

I'M SWAMPED.

MAYBE IF I GET DONE EARLY.

ALL RIGHT,

YOU'RE MISSING OUT.

OH.

EW.

WHAT'S WRONG?

UGH. MY TOOTHBRUSH STINKS.

PREGNANT NOSE.

NO, I MEAN,

IT SMELLED LIKE SH*T.

IT ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SH*T.

YOU EVER SMELL YOUR FLOSS

AFTER YOU'RE DONE USING IT?

IT'LL MAKE YOU THROW UP.

REALLY?

YEAH, IT'S GROSS.

COME ON.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

IT'S FREEZING.

-COME ON.

-STOP IT!

YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.

BABY.

IS CLAIRE OLDER THAN YOU?

WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HER

EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE?

NO, I JUST WAS WONDERING.

YEAH, SHE'S 30.

WOW. OLDER WOMAN.

SHE'S NOT THAT OLD.

I'M 27.

HOW'D YOU GUYS MEET?

IN NEW YORK,

AT A BAR.

YOU WANNA GET:

DINNER TONIGHT?

DID YOU APPROACH

HER, OR...

I DON'T KNOW,

I GUESS.

WE WERE AT A CLUB

AND MY BUDDIES AND I

HAD A TABLE,

AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS

INVITED A BUNCH OF GIRLS UP,

AND WE SORT OF:

JUST HIT IT OFF.

WELL, SHE'S PRETTIER

THAN YOU.

[CHUCKLES]

I GUESS THAT'S MY TYPE.

ARE YOU DONE?

DO YOU STILL LOVE HER?

I DON'T KNOW, HANNAH.

SHE WAS COMING UP ON 30,

AND SHE JUST WANTED

TO GET RIGHT TO IT,

AND I FELL FOR IT.

WE GOT MARRIED QUICK

AND SHE JUST CHANGED.

[SIGHS]

I'VE BEEN UNHAPPY

FOR A LONG TIME.

NOW ABOUT YOU...

YOU'RE ALL

I EVER THINK ABOUT.

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

AND NOW:

YOU'RE IN THE POOL.

NO, I'M NOT READY

FOR THE POOL RIGHT NOW.

HERE WE GO.

[GROANS]

[MAN] HOW BIG IS YOUR DOG?

GREAT DANE.

THAT'S-- THAT'S

A HELL OF A DOG.

YOU'RE PROBABLY FINE WITH,

UH, ONE OF THESE RIGHT HERE.

THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD.

UH... OKAY, WELL...

THIS IS PROBABLY OVERKILL,

BUT UH, I MEAN,

A TIRE WOULDN'T BREAK OUT

OF THESE THINGS.

[MACHINERY BUZZING]

[DRILL BUZZING]

[BUZZING CONTINUES]

[BUZZING]

[HAMMERING]

[HAMMERING CONTINUES]

[HAMMERING]

RYAN?

[SCRAPING]

RYAN?

WHAT HAPPENED?

DID YOU FEED BARON

TABLE FOOD?

NO, OF-- OF COURSE NOT.

HAS HE BEEN SICK?

I DIDN'T FEED

HIM ANYTHING.

THERE ARE CHUNKS

OF BACON AND FOOD

IN HIS VOMIT.

MAYBE HE GOT SOME OFF THE TABLE

WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING.

-[SIGHS]

-I'M SORRY.

I BROUGHT YOU MEATLOAF.

[PHONE BUZZES]

[BUZZES]

-YOUR PHONE.

-[BUZZING CONTINUES]

WHO IS IT?

NO ONE.

J-- JUST PETER AT WORK

DRUNK TEXTING,

GO TO SLEEP.

SH*T.

[CLAIRE]

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

I DON'T KNOW,

I'M GONNA TELL HIM

TO KNOCK IT OFF.

GOOD NIGHT.

IT'S ONE

IN THE F***ING MORNING,

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

IT'S ONE

IN THE F***ING MORNING.

YOU KNOW:

YOU CAN'T BE CALLING

THIS F***ING LATE.

[SIGHS]

I-- I DON'T KNOW,

NOT FOR A WHILE.

HANNAH,

I GOTTA GO, OKAY?

DON'T CALL.

I'LL TALK TO YOU

ON MONDAY.

[SIGHS]

JESUS F***ING CHRIST.

GIVE ME A REASON

TO LIFT YOU UP:

TO PASS THE SEASON

ALTHOUGH WE NEVER SEE

THE LIGHT:

OH BABY,

WE JUST MIGHT:

ELECTRIC FEVER:

I TIED YOU UP,

I GET YOUR NEARER

CAN YOU FORGIVE:

MY TIRED EYES:

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[DOG PANTING]

[MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY]

[SILENCE]

[MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY]

[SILENCE]

WHAT'S GOING ON

WITH YOU, PUP, HUH?

[KNOCKING ON THE DOOR]

HANNAH?

WOW, UM,

YOU'RE PREGNANT.

I AM, YEP.

UH, PLEASE, COME IN.

THANKS, YEAH, I--

YEAH, YEAH.

IT'S STRAIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

SO, THE GUY AT THE STORE

SAID IT'S SUPPOSED

TO BE PRETTY EASY,

BUT I'M NOT VERY GOOD

AT THIS STUFF, SO,

WE'LL GIVE IT A GO.

I'M HOME.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

HI.

-HEY, BABE.

-HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, HANNAH JUST CAME BY

TO HOOK UP THE BOOSTER.

YEAH, I AM SORRY

THOUGH I WASN'T MUCH

OF A HELP WITH THAT.

[CLAIRE] OH, NO.

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