
13 Cameras Page #3
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2015
- 87 min
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YOU WERE GREAT, THANK YOU.
I REALLY APPRECIATE
HOW WAS SANTA BARBARA?
SO, YOU GUYS BEEN HANGING OUT
ALL AFTERNOON, HUH?
[CLAIRE]
WE'RE OLD PALS NOW.
YEAH, I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
AND I WILL CALL:
SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY
-TO FIX THE WHOLE THING.
-THANKS SO MUCH.
-IT WAS SO NICE MEETING YOU.
-IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
UM, I WILL SEE
YOU TOMORROW.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE OFFICE.
YOU HUNGRY?
UM, YEAH.
OH, IS THIS HER PHONE?
HOLD ON,
LET ME CATCH HER.
-WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
-SHE CALLED ME,
SHE ASKED ME TO COME HERE.
YEAH, MAYBE YOU WANNA
CALL ME NEXT TIME?
YOU WERE IN SANTA BARBARA.
SO F***ING RECKLESS?
LOOK, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WEIRDER
IF I DIDN'T COME HERE AT ALL.
WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO DO?
NOTHING.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL TOMORROW.
SHE'S PREGNANT.
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S A BIG F***ING SECRET.
GO HOME.
ALL RIGHT,
SEE YOU THEN.
ALL RIGHTY,
WHAT ARE WE EATING?
-SHE'S PRETTY.
-THINK SO?
-HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
-GOOD. BUSY.
I RAN SOME ERRANDS,
AND I GOT A FEW THINGS
FOR THE NURSERY.
THE BABY'S GETTING
SPOILED ALREADY.
HE BETTER BE.
YOU SAID:
SHE WASN'T PRETTY.
DID I?
SHE'S A GOOD ASSISTANT.
SHE'S SWEET.
SHE'S LIKE
A BAYWATCH MODEL, THOUGH.
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT, OKAY?
I'M NOT WORRIED.
I'M JUST FAT.
YOU'RE NOT FAT.
YOU'RE PREGNANT.
COME HERE.
I LOVE YOU.
OKAY?
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[CLAIRE MOANING]
[BUZZING]
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
F***.
[PHONE BUZZING]
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
OH, MY GOD!
WOO.
YEAH, I'D LIKE TO BLOCK
A PHONE NUMBER, PLEASE.
FROM BOTH PHONES
ON THE PLAN.
IT'S 323-555-5359.
IMMEDIATELY?
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, FINE.
-WHAT'S WRONG?
-LOTS OF WORK STUFF.
I ALMOST SINGED MY EYEBROWS OFF
WITH THIS F***ING THING.
HUH?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
NOTHING,
IT'S COMPLICATED.
[SIGHS]
I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE.
WHAT?
[SIGHS] MY ASSISTANT.
WHAT ARE YOU:
F***ING KIDDING ME?
SINCE WHEN?
SINCE I MOVED OUT HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS OUT HERE ON MY OWN,
AND THINGS WERE BAD WITH CLAIRE,
-AND IT JUST HAPPENED.
-AND KEPT HAPPENING?
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL HER.
WHAT, ARE YOU
F***ING CRAZY?
NOT THROW IT AWAY.
YESTERDAY.
SHE CALLED:
CLAIRE'S PHONE.
WHAT?
SHE'S TRYING
TO F*** UP MY MARRIAGE.
YOU GOT TO BREAK IT OFF.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
NO SH*T, PAUL.
RYAN?
-YEAH.
-I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK.
OH, THAT SUCKS.
DO YOU WANT:
TO GIVE HIM A CALL?
YEAH.
[PHONE BUZZING]
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
[BUZZING]
[BUZZING]
HELLO?
HI, IT'S CLAIRE,
UM, OUR TOILET
WON'T FLUSH.
COULD YOU COME AND FIX IT?
UH, TOMORROW.
OKAY, UH, WELL,
WHEN CAN YOU COME BY?
11:
00 A.M.CAN YOU COME BEFORE 8:00?
-NO.
-HUH.
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
11:
00 A.M. IS FINE.-THANK YOU.
-UH-HUH
[MOANING]
I DON'T WANNA
HE COULDN'T
COME ANY EARLIER?
-NO.
-IT'S FINE.
HE GIVES ME:
THE F***ING CREEPS.
-[DOORBELL RINGING]
-[BARON BARKING]
[SIGHS]
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY. THERE.
[BARKING CONTINUES]
HI.
SORRY TO DRAG YOU OUT HERE.
OH, HE LIKES YOU.
HE DOESN'T LIKE ANYONE.
[JIGGLING LEVER]
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
UH-HUH.
WELL, I MIGHT NEED
A LITTLE ROOM HERE?
OH, SURE. I'LL--
I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.
MM-HMM.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
OH. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
THANK YOU.
UH.
THANKS.
BOY OR GIRL?
OH, WE'RE KEEPING
IT A SURPRISE.
GIRL.
IT COULD BE.
THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
[CLAIRE SIGHS]
I'M STUFFED.
-CLAIRE?
-UH-HUH?
CAN WE TALK?
WHAT'S WRONG?
[SIGHS]
START SEEING SOMEONE.
LIKE, A--
A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR?
YEAH.
[SIGHS] I-- I THOUGHT
WE WERE DOING GOOD.
WE'RE NOT.
IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE?
NO, CLAIRE,
OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S JUST...
START WORKING ON IT
[SIGHS]
I JUST-- I DON'T WANT
TO F*** THIS UP.
YEAH.
I LOVE YOU.
[PHONE BUZZES]
HEY, MOM.
MOM?
MOM, ARE YOU THERE?
HOLD ON.
YEAH, WE ACTUALLY HAD
THE FIRST SESSION TODAY.
NO, IT WAS...
IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
YEAH. YEAH,
I MEAN, I...
[SIGHS] I GUESS I KNEW
IT WASN'T WORKING,
I WAS JUST HOPING IT WAS
BECAUSE I WAS PREGNANT,
OR SOMETHING:
YEAH.
YEAH, NO, ME, TOO.
ME, TOO.
I'M-- I'M GLAD
THAT WE'RE, UH...
YOU KNOW,
GETTING ON AHEAD OF IT.
I... YEAH.
HEY, MOM, UM, CAN I--
CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
HEY, AUDRY,
IT'S CLAIRE.
UM, ARE YOU MISSING A RING?
I JUST--
I FOUND ONE:
BY THE POOL,
AND I FIGURED:
IT'S PROBABLY YOURS.
UH, GIVE ME
A CALL BACK. OKAY.
HEY.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
WHAT ARE WE EATING?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, JUST...
LONG DAY.
OKAY.
[PHONE BUZZES]
-RESTRICTED NUMBER.
-[BUZZING CONTINUES]
YEAH, I'VE BEEN
WHO IS IT?
I DON'T KNOW,
I DIDN'T ANSWER.
HELLO?
HEY, I'M SORRY,
MY SERVICE IS TERRIBLE, HOLD UP.
[WHISPERING]
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
DID YOU CALL CLAIRE?
HANNAH, HANNAH,
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
OKAY?
THAT'S NOT GONNA
FIX ANYTHING:
LOOK...
WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, OKAY?
IF YOU COME TO THE HOUSE,
I'LL CALL THE POLICE.
HANNAH.
DON'T YOU F***ING DO THAT.
HANNAH, DON'T YOU
COME TO THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
HANNAH.
HANNAH?
SH--
NO, I DON'T WANNA
GO OUT IN PUBLIC RIGHT NOW.
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
NO, LET'S JUST
GET A PIZZA.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
WE WENT OUT TO EAT?
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
-COME ON.
-OKAY. LET ME GET
MY JACKET.
-COME ON, CLAIRE.
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
JEEZ.
CLAIRE, COME ON,
LET'S GO.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[SIGHS]
UH, CLAIRE?
[SIGHS]
IT'S ME.
I'M AT YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW,
AND I'M NOT LEAVING
TILL BOTH OF YOU GET BACK HERE
AND WE TALK ABOUT THIS.
OKAY?
I'M NOT LEAVING.
[DOOR OPENS]
[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
-[YELLS]
-[SCREAMS]
[BARON BARKING]
[SCREAMING]
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
HEY, MAN. IT'S ME.
LOOK, DUDE,
THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
YOU GOTTA FIRE:
THIS GIRL.
[GROANS]
THIS IS GETTING:
WAY OUT OF HAND,
AND I SHOULDN'T
IN THE F***ING FIRST PLACE.
SO, YOU SHOULD TELL CLAIRE,
'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS,
AND NEITHER DO I.
-[CLAIRE] OH, I'M BEAT.
-[RYAN] THAT WAS FUN.
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
YOU COMING TO BED?
YEAH, I'LL BE IN
IN A MINUTE.
F***.
NO! NO, SH*T, SH*T,
SH*T, F***!
[RYAN] WHAT'S WRONG?
MY PHONE.
DID YOU SPILL THIS?
OH, SH*T. HERE.
PUT IT IN RICE.
ALL MY PICTURES.
ALL THE PICTURES
OF MY BELLY,
AND THE TRIP:
TO SAN FRANCISCO.
OH, SH*T, CLAIRE.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT HAPPENED?
-DID YOU KNOCK THAT OVER?
-I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.
MAYBE IT WAS BARON.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BRING IT IN,
I'LL GET IT CHECKED OUT.
MAYBE WE CAN:
TAKE THE PHOTOS OFF.
-OKAY.
-I'M SORRY.
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