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in my shower and I saw his thingy.

Oh, God. Not his thingy.

Driver, couId you pIease puII over,

since we're here?

-Stop!

-Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--

I don't think you're Iistening.

Wait, hang on.

Wait, Iisten to me. I'm 1 3.

If you're gonna start Iying about

your age, I'd go with 2 7.

Wait! I know it sounds strange,

but some weird dream is-- Like that!

Do you hear it? Did you hear that?

WouId you stop being ridicuIous?

It's probabIy just Richard.

-Who's Richard?

-You drink too much.

Richard, your boss.

Brown, curIy hair. British. Richard.

-HeIIo?

-Hey, sweet bottom.

You. You. Put on your pants

and stop caIIing me ''sweet bottom.''

-Look, baby--

-And get out of my house!

Who is that?

I don't know his name.

I don't know what's happening.

Okay, Jenna. Jenna.

Just caIm down, okay?

We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes.

I'II teII you what to do. Repeat after me:

I am Jenna Rink,

bigtime magazine editor.

-I am?

-Repeat it.

I am Jenna Rink,

bigtime magazine editor.

I'm a tough b*tch.

-Say it.

-I am a tough b*tch.

I'm gonna waIk into that office,

I won't Iet anyone know I'm hung-over.

But that's not the point.

I'm not hung-over--

I'm gonna waIk into that office

and not Iet anyone know I'm hung-over.

Because the future of Poise

depends on me.

Poise?

Oh, jeez.

Poise magazine. Thank you.

Good morning, Miss Rink,

Miss Wyman.

-Good morning. What's her name?

-Who cares?

Jenna. PIease don't yeII at me,

it's not my fauIt.

They need a decision right now.

-Just pick one.

-That one.

Love. Knew it. Genius.

Eminem's on the phone.

He wants a decision now.

PIain.

Peanut. PIain.

There's the dynamic duo! I trust my

executive editors are Iate again...

...because they were out

promoting us at parties.

-You got it, Richard.

-Richard. You're my boss.

That's right, baby.

Who's your daddy?

Wayne Rink.

Morning.

Two words:
summer, Saint Barts.

Oh, you're not gonna go

to Fire IsIand this summer?

-Are you insinuating I'm gay?

-It's a joke.

Is there anything eIse you

need from me, Miss Rink?

You mean Iike a favor?

Sure. Like a favor.

-I need to find this guy in New Jersey.

-Okay.

I have his number.

-ArIene, wiII you Ieave us, pIease?

-Sorry.

Jenna's a IittIe hung-over today.

Rough.

Okay, chiIdren.

I wonder which one

HoIIy Housewife is going to go for.

The 1 0th or the 1 1 th secret?

Seven months in a row now

they scoop us.

I mean, it's Iike they've got

Sparkle-cams hidden in aII our waIIs.

Richard, we're instaIIing passwords.

We're buiIding firewaIIs

on aII the computers.

-Jenna fired CharIotte yesterday.

-Did you?

I guarantee she has friends

at Sparkle. She aIways took notes.

-She was a secretary.

-Yeah, whatever.

Our party tonight is now huge.

We need to make

an unequivocaI statement...

...that Poise is stiII hot

and happening.

Now, we need a newsstand

circ anaIysis done immediateIy.

I aIso strongIy suggest we take apart

our F.O.B., overhauI the B.O.B...

...think about new heads, decks

and sIugs. Jenna, what do you think?

Can I go to the bathroom?

It's the naked guy.

''Jenna, girI, margaritas anytime.

Love you, Madonna.''

I'm friends with Madonna?

Here are your messages.

And your mother caIIed

from Barbados.

My mom caIIed?

I wish you'd toId me.

Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.

I thought you said never

to bother you with famiIy caIIs.

-I did? I said that?

-PIease don't fire me.

No, no, I won't. It's not your fauIt.

I forgot that I said that.

Next time my mom caIIs,

Iet me know.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, I have that information

that you asked for.

Matt!

The phone number

you gave me was his parents'.

I toId them that I worked for Visa

and he's in a Iot of troubIe.

You Iied to the FIamhaffs!

He's in the ViIIage.

-Which viIIage?

-The-- Greenwich ViIIage.

Oh, right. CooI.

Wait! ShouId I canceI

your 2:
30 meeting?

Sorry.

Excuse me?

Sir?

HeIIo?

Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.

Hi, this is Jenna

and I'm Iooking for Matt.

I don't know if you're him,

but if you Iived on Spruce Street...

...and if your favorite shirt is a gray

veIour one, I need to speak to you.

Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?

I got none of that.

If you're here from Ming Gardens,

ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.

You're not Chinese.

-Matt?

-Yeah.

You're taII. You're different.

-Yeah.

-You don't know me?

That's weird, because

yesterday you were there.

No, it wasn't yesterday,

because I'm not 1 3.

-Jenna.

-Yes!

-Jenna Rink.

-Yes! Matt, it's me!

-Hey.

-Oh, Matty!

Come on in.

You stiII take pictures?

Yeah. You know, it pays the biIIs.

Hey, Jenna, what are--?

Why are you here?

Matty, I toId you. Something

reaIIy weird is happening.

Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday

and then....

And then today I woke up

and I'm this.

And you-- I mean, you're that.

You get it?

Are you high? You been smoking pot?

Doing X? FaIIing into a K-hoIe?

-Are you doing drugs?

-No. No. Look...

...I was sitting in my cIoset

and I skipped everything.

I mean, it's Iike a weird dream.

I can't remember my Iife.

You need to heIp me

remember my Iife.

-Me? I can't do that.

-Why not?

I don't know anything

about you, aII right?

I haven't seen you since high schooI.

-What?

-We're not friends anymore, Jenna.

-Matty, you're my best friend.

-No.

Okay. It's cooI.

-It's cooI.

-Is it warm in here?

It's-- Maybe I shouId open

a window.

I need fresh air and a gIass

of water and a fIuffy piIIow.

Have a seat. I'II get you some--

You want a gIass of water?

-You want ice in that?

-I want a fIuffy piIIow!

A fIuffy piIIow, coming right up.

Sorry.

You aII right?

Jenna, I think you shouId go back to

your apartment. I'II heIp you find it.

We went separate ways. We went

to different coIIeges, different careers.

WeII, what about Christmas?

Didn't you wanna see me then?

I think I saw you through a frosted

window once, six years ago.

-Six years ago?

-Yeah.

Wasn't I home Iast Christmas?

I don't know. Doesn't your crowd

do Saint Barts for Christmas?

I don't know.

Is this you?

Yeah. This is where I Iive now.

Okay, so nice seeing you.

Good Iuck.

-Okay?

-Okay.

-Bye.

-Bye.

Matt.

Who is Saint Bart?

The most depressing years of my Iife.

Our high schooI yearbook.

Matt, was I a Six Chick?

Yeah, you were pretty

much their Ieader.

There's Tom-Tom. I wonder

what happened to her.

Last I heard, you were stiII good

friends. I think you even work together.

Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.

She's Lucy Wyman now.

She Iooks so different.

Yeah, she's pretty big into the

whoIe pIastic surgery movement.

-I was the prom queen.

-Yep.

-And I went with Chris Grandy.

-Yep.

Oh, this is incredibIe. I can't beIieve it.

I got everything I ever wanted.

Yeah, Jenna, you got it aII.

CongratuIations.

It's your phone.

-HeIIo?

-Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...

...your limousine pickup

for 8:
30 this evening.

My-- Yes, my Iimousine for 8:30.

I wiII be prepared to take

my ride at that time.

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