1666 AKA Knock Knock 2

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Jordan is asleep

But I'm bored, so let's wake her up

and see what happens.

- Hey.

- Mmm

Jordan? Jordan?

Hey.

- What?

- Good morning

- Good morning.

- Good morning!

Hey.

- What?

- C'mere. Give Daddy a kiss

- Seriously?!

- Give Daddy--

What? Give Daddy a kiss

It's not even on.

Give Daddy a kiss

Then why is it in the bedroom?

Um, you know, it's just--

- Just to add effect?

- Yeah, exactly.

- Hmm-mm.

- Give me a kiss

- You in the mood?

- No, I'm not in the mood

Yeah, I'm really in the mood now,

now that you've woken me up.

Listen...

Hey hey

- C'mon.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah.

- Are you for reals right now?

Yes.

The people need to know

C'mon.

- Give me a kiss

- I don't want to.

You'll want to in, like, a second

No, I won't!

You have bad breath.

And do I? I do

Last-- oh God

Last chance

- So your hand doesn't work?

- Oh wow.

That's-- okay, well

Tomorrow is another day

Okay

Um... ahem.

I've been thinking about this

a long time and...

I don't know.

I'm pretty sure that this is--

but I'm just--

I'm really nervous today

I think--

I think it's gonna go well

Um, this video's for you,

Mom, Dad.

Mark, Karen,

it's your daughter

Lovely lovely lady and I just--

This moment's going

to change my life, so..

Yeah, let's do it

- We did it

- Cool.

And-- I don't know--

I was really nervous,

- and I was really--

- I made a believer out of him

I don't know, I--

I can't wait

It might sound corny, whatever,

but it-- it's true

It's like...

it's a decision that

you make and it's one

that makes me really happy

So, Mom, Dad,

I didn't tell you guys about this,

I didn't tell anyone about this,

- and-- did you have any idea?

- No.

- Yeah, I didn't think--

- Surprise! Ba-bam.

But you know what?

We're young.

- We're in love

- In love.

And I don't see any reason not to,

so this is the woman I'm gonna spend

the rest of my life with.

Show 'em the ring

One more time.

What the f***?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh f***

Ah-

F***ing Christ, dude

- Oh ohh.

- Oh, f***

What up?

why are you laying down?

- Oh, f***.

- What happened?

- What's happened to you, man?

- Jesus Christ.

You're a--

you're an a**hole, dude

You're a f***ing a**hole

- Oh my God.

- You don't mean that

You don't mean that.

How are you feeling?

I-- I'm-- I'm shvitzing.

- I'm-- oh my God

- Want a beer?

- Yes.

- You probably want one

I probably want one.

You probably want one?

Here you go

- why, dude?

- Huh?

- Why?

- Because it's funny

You can't f***ing knock

like a normal person?

How's, um, how's married

life treating you?

How's the married--

not married yet.

- Yeah well.

- The engaged life

Oh yeah. It's on the way

it's not bad, dude.

It's the same sh*t, other than--

you know. I guess there's a--

Win-ifs?

mmm

The no-- the no--

it's been kicking in

It's been three weeks now,

not even a nipple.

Nothing.

It's okay. I still remember--

I have the image in my head

- for days when we used to--

- For sure. Yeah well, that's good

- Well, cheers to memories

- Cheers to those days.

And here she is. Jordan!

Speak of the devil. Jordalini.

- Jordan!

- Oh hey, did Jordan and Steph

tell you what they were planning?

Anything?

No, she just told me that

they're f***ing planning.

She didn't talk to you

about it either?

No, she didn't tell me sh*t

They told me

they're planning something

It's gonna be a huge huge surprise

when they walk in.

I keep thinking we should

have just downplayed it,

because I don't want to be let down

when it's the worst plan ever.

It's gonna be like a movie

It's gonna be a movie.

I'm gonna be like,

Really? It'll be a date?"

And go chocolate tasting.

And we were like, "What?"

- I don't know about that

- Yeah, so--

Jordan!

Okay, now she's f***ing funny

She took a cue from you

Let me scare him a little

Jordan!

Hey, come here

for a second, seriously

We've gotta talk

about this surprise.

- That's it

- Jordan.

Where dis foo'?

Jordan?

You're really f***ing funny

- Awwww

- Yes.

- That's right.

- Oh, you guys

- Hey!

- Okay, I see

- One-two combo.

- This is cool, this is funny

- This is funny.

- Hey, Aiden, where's Jordan?

I don't want to talk

to either of you right now

- I had a question

- That's a lie.

- I'm actually upset

- I think you're not.

- You're not upset.

- Look at me. That's my mad face

- Look at me

- I'm sorry.

Really? So you're gonna

have her pop out?

- Ohh!

- Hey.

What-- okay.

ls-- is she hiding?

- Is she about to pop out too or what?

- Are you hiding?

I don't know where she is

Is she at work?

- No

Party on

Party on

Woman versus machine--

woman prevails.

Hey, lookit.

This is like haunted Hollywood

- Okay. All righty

- Um...

basically it's really all the stories

that are haunted

the history behind them--

the haunting.

Screw the history.

We want to know the gore

- The gore?

- The gore.

Okay, what about this site that I found?

Look at this.

- It has all the addresses

- Look at it-- see, a map.

We can just go right there

"The Sharon Tate house

as it has become known

for its part in the infamous

Manson murder spree,

was actually built in 1944

Awesome. it's still--

I mean, that's really close to us

- That's really close.

- That's right in Beverly Hills

Right down the street, okay?

So that's one. Should I copy

the map onto our webpage?

- Yeah.

- Uh... oop

January of 1947

January 15th

Oh my God.

January 15th, 1947, a passerby

spotted her nude body

in a vacant lot near Hollywood.

Her body, cut in half,

was bruised and beaten

Grass had been reportedly

been forced into her vagina

and she had reportedly been

sodomized after death."

- That is a cruel Friday night.

- "Rumors of henna in her hair

and 'B.D.' carved into her body

as of yet to this outlet

have not been verified.

- Henna in her hair? Why?

- Oh, that's--

"The restless ghost

of TV's Superman George Reeves

supposedly haunts

the Beverly Hills home

where he was found dead

of a gunshot wound."

- Oooh.

- Copy that one

Was he a friendly ghost

or a not-so-friendly ghost?

- Is he like Casper?

- I don't know.

In a Superman suit?

We should go find out

All these are so crazy

isn't that--

what's his name?

--Charles Manson?

Isn't that actually-- that's what

The Strangers" is based off of,

- isn't it?

- Yeah, and then Marilyn Monroe--

- we can go to Roosevelt

- Type the address there.

I feel like the boys are gonna

try to get out of this,

- but they're not going to

- No, it's mandatory.

It's mandatory fun

They got a f***ing-

they got a presentation?

Yes, they are going to present us

with a presentation.

- A little pitch?

- Yeah.

Dude, they worked hard

on that sh*t, dude.

All day, dude.

She didn't even answer her phone?

She was like, "Not now

- Oh, shut up, shut up

- Hey, we gotta-

- hey, chuckle a little bit

- Oh...

- Little bit

- Oh!

- There they are, okay

- Here we are.

All right

- So are you ready?

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