1666 AKA Knock Knock 2 Page #2

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- I'm ready.

- I'm so ready.

- Let's hear the pitch

- You were born ready?

- Yep.

- No doubt

- The pitch.

- Okay.

- Here it goes?

Um, well, we are going to take you

on a Hollywood haunted tour

- Okay.

- Basically we want to encompass,

like, old Hollywood and what

inspired us to bring us out here

and look at it today

- Yeah.

- Like all of the haunted horror stories

- or-- yeah.

- The grittiness, the realness.

Just like all the stuff

that doesn't get talked about

The Black Dahlia,

the Manson cases--

like all those things happened

in our backyard, basically.

And like the old glamour

of Hollywood

and everything that

happened here before

And-- I mean, Marilyn Monroe,

and all of these people

and places and their stories?

WSW:

Yeah, come on, Daddy, get on board

- I-- I mean--

- Daddy?

- What are--

- Interesting

Okay, we'll begin with number one?

The Black Dahlia

The Black Dahlia murder, of course?

Elizabeth Short was

murdered in a park--

well, not murdered in a park,

but her body was ditched in a park

- "Why so serious?

- Her mouth was slit from--

That's f***ing gross

- --from ear to ear and she

- It's my birthday. Yeah.

Was found cut in half

bruised and beaten.

Grass had reportedly been

shoved in her vagina.

Oh, that's-- then we have to go

And then she was sodomized after death.

- Wow.

- And then there's Dorothy Stratten

which is crazy because she was our age

or a little younger even.

She was the 1980's

Playboy" Playmate of the Year--

- Okay

- Hey-

- And she was shot and killed by her.

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about

- ...estranged husband.

- Are you guys even listening?

- No.

- Yes

You're just looking at her picture

Stop.

It's kind of gross

if you think about it.

It's more about like the stories

behind all the places.

No no, I'm honoring her.

That's why she was a Playmate

- I mean I'm honoring her life

- That was her job--

This is how she would have

wanted me to remember her

Ew. Not like that

Anyway we want to go

to these places 'cause--

- What other houses are there?

- Okay, this is...

- Name off some beats.

- 10881 West Clarkson Road

Los Angeles, California, 90064.

Oh, 99064.

- Beckett.

- Seriously?

- Sorry sorry.

- Okay okay.

Yes, I apologize

And she apparently, like,

haunts the "Playboy" offices,

like roses-- you can smell roses

when there are no flowers. You can--

- the fax machine will turn on and off

- Yeah.

And, I don't know.

There's all these stories behind them

Gimme something f***ing gross

- Gross gruesome?

- Sharon Tate.

- Oh sh*t.

- Murdered by Charles Manson

- and his followers.

- Charles Manson is a f***ing mass--

Before she was murdered,

she had a vision or an experience

where she spotted one ghost

who was Paul something-or-other

who was a theatrical agent

at the house.

And when she ran down the stairs

to flee from said ghost,

she encountered herself

at the bottom of the stairs

and she was bloodied and had

like a rope tied around her neck

And coincidentally that is the way

she was found murdered.

- Coincidentally?

- So you're saying

we're just going to go to this house--

I mean, do you even know

if it exists?

- They all exist.

- Marilyn's ghost haunts the Roosevelt

- Um, there's a cafe on the--

- It's real!

- We're in there

- There you go

--which is now

a production company that

Thelma Todd's, like, apparation--

- or what is it? --apparition is there

- Apparition.

- She's so cute.

- It's about the realness

It's about the greediness and

the realness and it's in our backyard

and we haven't been

taking advantage of it.

And now instead of going

and paying 70 bucks or 80 bucks a pop

- to go to Hollywood Horror Nights

- I agree.

- It's a good point

- Very good point

...so some moron dressed in a Freddy

Krueger outfit can push you around.

You are quite a p*ssy

Take the camera

It's our turn.

- It's our turn--

- This is clearly a cheap ploy

No, this is our turn

to ask the questions here

So you presumably--

so you have a list of--

this is a list

of houses you have here

and we're gonna drive

to these places-- George Reeves?!

- George Reeves?

- Exactly.

You guys saying you did this for us?

- Yeah.

- Well, yeah

- We did it as us for a group.

- You did spend all day on it

You can't lie.

We do have some--

You guys planned tomorrow,

so we can plan tonight.

You know what? We're going to need

a moment to compile all the evidence

And then hopefully we'll

reach a verdict that favors--

that's f***ing gross.

I mean grass in the vagina, you know?

That's a big selling point.

The jury's come to a verdict

Really? Does the jury care

to spit it out?

Yeah, um, we've decided

upon reviewing all the evidence,

that we've--

we'd really like to go

- We would really like to go.

- Yeah, you guys did an excellent job

And you guys are adorable

and we can't turn that down

The amount of work that went into this--

She's got studs on her sweater

- How cute is that?

- Under one-- listen

- Listen.

- Ooooh

- Under one-- one condition

- One condition?

Uh-oh, they have one condition

If this is f***ing lame,

if this sucks...

- It's not going to.

- ...In exchange we get

- Beer!

- ...sexual favors.

- Sexual favors.

- Sexual favors?!

Yes. Agree to it now,

otherwise we're not going

Agree now or we're not doing it

That's it.

I will throw this

right out the window

I will burn these

with the candles

- I will burn them.

- Actually that's probably better?

Because then it wouldn't pollute

You used a lot of paper?

- For this, by the way

- It would pollute.

- It would be air pollution

- Yes, I agree.

- It's not gonna suck, so--

- Ah, that's why I love you!

- Jordan, Jordan.

- I'm sorry, you must move?

Jordan, Jordan!

Do you agree, miss?

- Sorry, baby. Sorry, baby

- Okay okay, I agree.

- Hey, it's on camera

- Yeah, I know.

Oh, can you put it on camera

that Jordan and I

are the best convincers ever

- and you can't deny us?

- You guys are the best convincers ever

- So say it in the camera

- You can't deny us.

Jordan, say it in the camera

Steph, say it in the camera

"if this sucks--"

"if this sucks...

repeat after me

- If this sucks--

- You.

- If this sucks--

- will suck."

Say it.

I will suck

This is called the Wattles Mansion

- The Wattles Mansion

- What a name.

Are you guys ready

for the scare of a lifetime?

Take next right

- I think she is.

- At this next location

A bus stop once stood in front

of the Wattles Mansion,

but has since been relocated

because people had become spooked

at the unexplainable screaming

and mysterious noises

- that come out of the house

- Take next right.

"Some people have even reported

to hear the sounds of galloping horses

- that wisp throughout the night

- Aw, ponies.

At night the grounds become haunted

with the sight of a female apparition."

I sort of think

I'm gonna like this house

Galloping horses?

Unexplainable screaming

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