1666 AKA Knock Knock 2 Page #3

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and mysterious noises

coming out of this empty

house supposedly.

Can we go stand where

the bus stop once stood

- and wait for the noises to appear?

- Arrive to destination

- in 700 feet.

- Wait. Whoa whoa whoa

- Are we almost there?

- 1324...

- No, we're-- was that 13 or 18?

- 13...

It says "Wattles" right here

It said.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Oh, okay, well then

- Let's go then.

- Wanna go check out Mr. Wattles?

It's so cool.

We probably aren't allowed in here

Well, the gate's open

so it's free game.

- Think the door's open?

- It's pretty-- oooh!

- Oh, okay.

- Do it. Go try it, go try it

Well, I'd try it, but--

let's just try it.

It's probably locked.

It's probably locked.

She's going up.

You want to open it with me?

Here we go. One sec.

Yeah. Wait one sec

- You ring the doorbell.

- I'm not gonna ring the doorbell

- It's locked

- It's locked

Locked out.

Does anybody have a flashlight?

Who has the flashlight?

Why is the flashlight in the trunk?

I don't have the flashlight

Okay.

- Okay, somebody open it.

- Whoever looks inside gets cursed

Oh my God,

they're gonna get arrested

Arrested

Oh my God!

Dude.Dude

What are you even doing?

- Oh my God, it's unlocked.

- Oh my God, are you shitting me?

Just open it.

Just open the top

Just do it really quick

Before somebody f***ing realizes

Hey, is he gonna do it?

It has been an hour.

Yeah, just f***ing do it.

Stop being a pansy-ass b*tch

Don't--

I swear to God.

Did you see that?

You're so full of sh*t

- That--

- Oh my God

- You're so full of sh*t

- I'm not lying to you.

Oh, no, bullshit.

You would have just like--

- and it went on forever

- It was-- oh my God.

It was like a well or something

F***, that was crazy

I'm not--

I don't believe you.

I think you're full of sh*t

I swear to God, there was

some sort of like sacrificial cross

- or something.

- I couldn't believe it opened

Where--

what's the next house?

Where--

what's the next house?

Next up on our old Hollywood tour

is the Black Dahlia murder site.

- Oh sh*t, look at that

- Nice.

She was killed in a field, right?

Yeah. It says,

The murder of Elizabeth Short?

Was intrigued and mystified

even disgusted

the city of Los Angeles

for more than half a century

She was killed

on January 15th, 1947

Actually no, I lied.

She was discovered then

She was discovered

by a passerby--

"spotted her nude body

in a vacant lot near Hollywood.

Her body, cut in half,

was bruised and beaten

Grass had been reportedly

been forced into her vagina

and she had reportedly been

sodomized after death."

That's her body cut

in two pieces.

- Oh my God, is that her body?

- And he gave her--

- Let me see.

- He gave her a perma-smile too

He cut her from, like,

ear to ear so she's smiling

- Let's see

- Ugh.

"Even in death..."

"Some say she was named

the Black Dahlia before her murder

in January of 1947. Others say

the name was applied to journalists--

by journalists who

sensationalized the crime

Okay okay, chill chill chill

Let me figure out.

We should be like really close

- Arrived at destination

- Oh wow.

- Oh f***!

- Seriously?

- Are you kidding me?

- It's one of these two on this side

'Cause that was 3801 .

So let me just pull over here

So it's just two houses down

- Guys, it's right over here

- Oh my God.

This is exact-- this is where

they f***ing found her body

There it is

Dude, what the f***?

- Okay, really?

- Wow, okay, yes

Okay.

Why don't any of them

have mailboxes?

- It's this house.

- Well yeah, it looks creepy too

- The desolate look

- Oh my God.

- This junk--

- I think this is where they found her

It was right here

- Yeah sure.

- No, I'm serious

You're so full of sh*t

- I think.

- It's not where they found her

Can you imagine just getting down?

- Oh my God

- Really?

- Oh, look at that

- Come on.

Two halves of a whole

This is just--

- that's just laughing at her now

- No.

Yeah, now you're just mocking

Is this real grass?

That's what I want to know

It's very close cut.

Where are we--

what is this next house?

Okay, the next one is

Dorothy Stratten and she

was a "Playboy" Playmate.

- Oh yeah.

- "...promising career was snuffed out

She was barely 20

when her life was taken

by her then-estranged husband

Paul Leslie Snider

- on August 14th, 1980

- That's our age.

"...In his West Los Angeles

apartment on Clarkson Road

a home they once shared

He got pissed because

he made her a Playmate,

and then afterwards

she started falling in love

with a director on one of her

sets called Peter Bogdanovich.

Oh, Peter Bogdanovich

I know this guy.

You know him?

"This enraged Snider,

who was obsessed with Dorothy

and the lifestyle he thought

was owed to him as her husband

Oh f***!

- By summer 1980--

- Glass bottle.

- What was that?

- Glass bottle.

I think I ran over a glass bottle

Are you sure it was

just the bottle?

- Don't stop.

- It was the Black Dahlia

Maybe. Maybe it was

the second half of her torso

Oh wow, that was too soon

Too soon.

Prepare to turn slightly north

Okay anyway.

By summer 1980

the couple had separated. During this

time he carried on his relationship--

she carried on her relationship

with Bogdanovich,

even moving in with him

while Snider plotted his revenge

Snider purchased a shotgun,

talked Dorothy into coming over

to discuss a financial settlement

regarding the divorce.

Then restrained her

in a homemade bondage device,

sexually assaulting her,

and finally putting the gun

to her face and pulling

the trigger, killing her.

He sexually assaulted her corpse, then

turned the gun on himself and fired."

Jesus f***ing Christ

She's 21 years old.

- It's like-- she's our age

- She's our age.

- Arrive to destination

- Oh my God.

- This is actually kinda creepy

- 1-0-what?

What?

At least the lights are on there

- Well, nobody--

- 1-0--

There's a pattern.

Nobody has numbers.

They don't have f***ing numbers

on any of the houses.

I don't think that one was,

because it's too close to the--

All right, let's do this.

You guys.

This is so nuts

- Sure is, man

- Hey hey hey

I want to know what was

in the side yard

Why don't you just

hop in there and find out?

Well, because the light

turned on and then it turned off

so either somebody

turned it on and off or--?

Shh

See?

Sh*t, what is that?

It's turning itself on and off

It's gonna do it again

and you're totally gonna miss it

- What the f***?

- Okay no, that's her activating

the thing 'cause you guys

are walking too close.

- But I just walked there.

- Yeah, but that one isn't activating

But I walked there too

and it didn't turn on.

- Towards that one?

- And what? It has a dimmer?

- Motion sensors.

- Yeah, but there's no motion sensoring

- at the side of the house.

- It could be a raccoon back there

I'm just being logical

I'm just being logical

You're being skeptical

Look at this bullshit.

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