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Take aim.

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Fire!

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Unprecedented,

historic casualties.

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More Americans died in

the so-called Civil War...

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than in the two

World Wars combined.

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618,000.

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Although popular media usually

portrays the Civil War...

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as a series of epic battles

for honor and glory...

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the reality is far from either.

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General Sherman's march

through South Carolina alone...

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cost over 8,000 innocent

Southerners their lives.

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Sparing no women or children...

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Sherman reduced the city

of Columbia to ashes overnight.

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While you're on spring break

next week down in Florida...

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you might better understand

why so many Southerners...

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still are angry at the North...

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and their rampage of

death and destruction.

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l get it.

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Their fashion might be

a little bit out of date.

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Rest assured

one day in the future...

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your grandkids will be

laughing at photos of you.

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Sh*t.

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All right, all right,

settle down.

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One of the big problems

for the Southerners--

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F***ing piece of sh*t!

God damn it!

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Nelson!

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lt's jammed, sir.

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What's going on?

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Oh, God.

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Have a nice break.

See you in two weeks.

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You, you, you...stay!

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lt's about respect,

gentlemen.

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Respect for me...

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respect for

the subject matter...

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but, most of all,

respect for yourselves.

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Papers like this--

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''General Sherman:

A Total Badass''--

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ain't going to cut it.

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Your antics today

clearly demonstrated...

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how serious you are

about your studies.

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You, Anderson,

you missed class yesterday.

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Actually,

l didn't miss it at all.

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You think

this is very funny, eh?

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This university

won't miss any of you...

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next semester

when you're expelled.

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That is, unless

you all turn in...

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three new term papers...

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by, let's say,

the end of spring break.

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Let me remind you

of an old saying--

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Those who don't

learn from history...

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are doomed to repeat it.

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Gentlemen,

the party's over.

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Vilano Beach,

Palm Beach, Palm Coast.

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Daytona!

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Aw, shut the f*** up.

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How much farther are we?

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l don't know.

lt's not even that bad.

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Daytona is

another eight hours.

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lt's in Florida.

lt's heavy-duty.

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Dump the f***in' map.

l'll find us a shortcut.

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Dude, this is so nice, man.

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Why do we even

want to go to Florida?

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We should just

stay right here.

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Have you guys taken a moment

to look around you?

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Look at this place!

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Oh, yeah.

lt's f***in' awesome.

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l love the smell

of cow sh*t in the morning.

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Take it all in, boys.

Sniff it.

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All right, all right,

all right.

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l know what l'm gonna

write my term paper on.

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''Cow Sh*t of the South:

The Smell of Victory.''

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Dudes!

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The whole point was getting away

from history class.

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F***!

What the f*** is this?!

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Who is this guy?

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What the f***?

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That was my armadillo.

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We've been tracking that

all day.

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You totally wasted it.

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l--l'm sorry, man.

l didn't see it.

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lt was like it fell out

of the sky, dude, l swear.

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Tell you what.

lf, you know, if you give...

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me and Dr. Mambo

here a lift...

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you know, we'll

totally call it even.

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Dr. Mambo?

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Where you guys heading?

South.

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Daytona Beach.

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Awesome!

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Awesome! Let me

get my pack, dude.

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Yeah, hop in, man.

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Go.

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Face!

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The way l see it...

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if we drive

through the night...

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we'll be quaffing beers

by noon...

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and boffing chicks

by 5:
00.

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And pushin' up

daisies by midnight.

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Go, banjo boy, go!

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Holy...

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f***ing...

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sh*t.

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Oh, God, man. l could

drink her bath water.

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Dude, l'd eat the peanuts

out of her sh*t.

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She's not your type, dog.

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Trust me.

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