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Dude, if she has a pulse,

she's my type.

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Watch and learn.

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Hey, man.

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What's up, dude?

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Not much. Just going on

a road trip with the ladies.

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Where are you guys heading?

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Daytona Beach.

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My brother's

got a beach house.

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On the beach.

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Yeah. Must be fate.

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Must be.

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We're headed there maana.

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Cool.

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Well, l was thinking that...

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We should all hook up

when you guys hit town.

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You got a number, hon?

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You wouldn't happen

to have a pen or paper?

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Who needs paper?

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You know what, ma'am?

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l couldn't agree

with you more.

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So, what's

your name, cowboy?

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Anderson.

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Whenever you're finished,

you can come up for air...

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Anderson.

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What is your name?

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Oh, l'll tell you...

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if l call.

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Later, boys.

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On the beach.

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Was that a score?

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l can't really say.

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She'll call.

She wants the house.

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OK. We're in

''Deliverance'' country now.

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So, unless

you're into squealing...

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like Porky Pig's

love b*tch, Nelson...

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we need a shortcut.

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You guys

have no faith, man.

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Let's go.

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Nice overalls, dude.

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Pushin' up daisies

by midnight.

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Yep, we're lost.

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Great.

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Anderson, you got the map?

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Of course you don't.

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lt's in the trunk.

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Trunk? Yeah.

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Way to stay up

with me, guys.

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l got to do

all the driving while they--

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lt's midnight, boy.

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Man, shut up!

Hey, hey, hey.

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lt's just a dream.

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Dream, whatever.

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Where the f*** are we?

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You took a shortcut,

didn't you, Nelson?

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Look. l tried to wake you

two douche bags, all right?

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This is your fault, too,

kind of.

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Our fault?

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Yeah. l mean, no.

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Guys, look, sign, all right?

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Detour sign.

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Enough. Get out

of the front seat.

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Come on. Get out. Get out.

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l'm driving.

That's it. That's it.

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Later! Sh*t!

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Wait up!

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Ass munches.

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-Get him.

-Ow! Hey!

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l can't reach him.

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Ow! You cinched my sack.

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Ow, b*tch!

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l just want

to go to the beach!

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This isn't

a real detour.

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Where the hell are we?

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Check it out.

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Looks like it's abandoned.

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What the hell is that?

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This place

is like a ghost town.

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Welcome

to Pleasant Valley.

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Well, don't be

a wet ding dong, fellas.

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Buckman's the name.

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Mayor's my game.

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Now, why don't y'all here

give us a big howdy do, hmm?

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Anderson Lee.

Nice to meet you, sir.

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Uh, my two partners here

go by--

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Lee? Lee. Anderson Lee.

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My, my, my,

what a beautiful surname you--

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Y'all ain't from

the South, now, are you?

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Born and raised, sir.

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Lived in South Carolina

till freshman year.

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Then you crossed over

to the other side, l see.

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Well, well, we might

just save you yet.

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You see, y'all arrived...

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just in time to be

our honored guests...

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at the Guts 'n' Glory

Jubilee.

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Dude, l say we get

the hell out of Dodge.

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Like, my brother's

waiting on us, bro.

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Well, good morning,

Miss Peaches.

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lf l supply the peaches...

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do you think you boys

could supply the cream?

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We're staying.

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At least for five minutes.

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Well, looky here.

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Appears we got more guests

fresh on the way.

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What?

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P*ssy wagon's here.

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Well, don't that beat all?

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You all the prettiest

damn Yanks l ever seen.

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Jesus Christ, it's Toon Town.

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Toony Town?

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Son, this is Pleasant Valley.

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And for the next two days...

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