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2001 Maniacs Page #3
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- 2005
- 87 min
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it's gonna be nothing
but dancing and games.
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15:46,879 -- 00:15:48,437And best of all...
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15:48,480 -- 00:15:52,849a mouth-watering--
mmm, mmm--barbecue.
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15:56,088 -- 00:15:57,578Let me guess.
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15:57,623 -- 00:15:58,681Detour sign?
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15:59,825 -- 00:16:00,849Detour sign.
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16:00,893 -- 00:16:01,860What do you think?
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16:01,894 -- 00:16:03,054l'm game for anything.
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16:03,095 -- 00:16:04,255Tell you what.
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16:04,296 -- 00:16:05,627You stay, we'll stay.
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16:05,664 -- 00:16:06,961Cool.
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16:13,939 -- 00:16:15,998Judas Priest.
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16:18,110 -- 00:16:21,739We got ourselves
two more Yanks for the jubilee.
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16:28,153 -- 00:16:31,213What the hell
kind of detour was that?
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16:33,525 -- 00:16:35,857Negro and Chinaman
to boot.
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16:35,894 -- 00:16:37,418That's Chinawoman.
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16:38,430 -- 00:16:40,864And what a woman!
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16:41,900 -- 00:16:44,562Well, don't just
stand around, folks.
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16:44,603 -- 00:16:47,868Granny's got rooms
waiting on you at the hotel.
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16:47,906 -- 00:16:48,873Come on!
237
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16:48,907 -- 00:16:49,896Come on!
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17:03,288 -- 00:17:05,916Welcome to
Granny Boone's hotel.
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17:09,495 -- 00:17:11,087'Sup?
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17:12,598 -- 00:17:14,964l don't think so, Amos.
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17:20,773 -- 00:17:23,435-l'm Hester.
-And l'm Glendora.
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17:25,377 -- 00:17:27,311Granny Boone said we're supposed
to show you to your rooms.
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17:27,346 -- 00:17:29,610You girls want
to burn some blunts?
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17:31,116 -- 00:17:33,311You know, spleef?
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17:34,386 -- 00:17:36,149Reefer.
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17:38,924 -- 00:17:41,484You two are so lucky
you're hotties.
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17:47,066 -- 00:17:49,193Any more luggage, boy?
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17:49,234 -- 00:17:50,326Boy?
249
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17:50,369 -- 00:17:51,495Ain't y'all motherfuckers
ever heard...
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17:51,537 -- 00:17:52,868251
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17:52,905 -- 00:17:54,998ls that anything
like a bowel movement?
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17:55,040 -- 00:17:56,268What, are you out
of your f***in' mind?
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17:56,308 -- 00:17:57,741Kick back, hon.
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17:59,478 -- 00:18:02,845Granny Boone done wash out
255
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18:02,881 -- 00:18:04,872Guess you people aren't wearing
those things any more, huh?
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18:04,917 -- 00:18:08,284hang out around here?
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18:08,320 -- 00:18:11,289From off that tree
down there yonder, usually.
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18:11,323 -- 00:18:13,723Oh, you want
to get down, huh? All right.
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18:13,759 -- 00:18:15,693Chill, baby.
l don't think our bellhick...
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18:15,727 -- 00:18:17,354is playing
with a full deck here.
261
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18:17,396 -- 00:18:21,560Granny Boone say we got to
please all our festival guests.
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18:21,600 -- 00:18:23,192Even you.
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18:25,204 -- 00:18:27,229Well, we wouldn't wanna...
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18:27,272 -- 00:18:30,298now, would we?
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18:31,777 -- 00:18:33,404All right then,
that's more like it.
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18:33,445 -- 00:18:34,912Now, remember...
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18:34,947 -- 00:18:36,778dinner is
at seven P.M. sharp.
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18:36,815 -- 00:18:39,249And Granny Boone,
she hates tardiness.
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18:39,284 -- 00:18:42,048Well, then y'all
best leave us to prepare.
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18:43,055 -- 00:18:45,250OK, then.
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18:45,290 -- 00:18:47,019l bid you adieu.
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18:47,059 -- 00:18:50,358That's German
for l'll see you later.
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18:50,395 -- 00:18:53,159Sh*t we got to go through
for a free meal.
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18:53,198 -- 00:18:54,426Come on, Malcolm.
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18:54,466 -- 00:18:57,060A little old-fashioned
hospitality might be fun.
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18:57,102 -- 00:18:59,161F*** old-fashioned
hospitality.
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19:00,205 -- 00:19:01,194l'd rather f*** you.
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19:01,240 -- 00:19:03,174Oh, sh*t.
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19:07,980 -- 00:19:11,416This sure is a fine reenactment
setup they've got going here.
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19:11,450 -- 00:19:16,649l ever tell you how much l love
Civil War tourist attractions?
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19:18,991 -- 00:19:20,481Don't y'all mind us none.
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19:21,493 -- 00:19:22,790Jezebel!
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19:22,828 -- 00:19:24,989Come here,
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19:27,132 -- 00:19:28,724l say to hell with Daytona.
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19:28,767 -- 00:19:31,930l, sir, am in accordance.
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19:31,970 -- 00:19:33,597You know, l never knew
you were Southern.
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19:33,639 -- 00:19:35,004l was raised
by my Aunt Charlotte.
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19:35,040 -- 00:19:37,270She was old-school Southern.
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19:37,309 -- 00:19:39,777She taught me to open
the door for the ladies...
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19:39,811 -- 00:19:42,507say, ''Yes, ma'am''
''Why, no, ma'am.''
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19:42,548 -- 00:19:44,743You sure unlearned
that sh*t fast.
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19:44,783 -- 00:19:45,841Right, Cory.
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19:46,852 -- 00:19:49,685lt's still in me
in the background.
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19:53,759 -- 00:19:55,317School's in session!
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19:59,198 -- 00:20:02,292My misguided spawn.
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20:02,334 -- 00:20:06,600Now, why in the hell
did you let them two devils
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20:06,638 -- 00:20:08,731in Pleasant Valley, hmm?
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20:10,642 -- 00:20:14,408Lord knows l don't cotton
to waiting on a darky...
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20:14,446 -- 00:20:18,576and...however,
in service to the festival...
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20:21,119 -- 00:20:25,385Mmm, well,
it'll all be over soon.
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20:25,424 -- 00:20:26,823Looks like Miss Peaches...
302
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20:26,858 -- 00:20:28,826done snagged herself
a Yankee boy already.
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20:28,860 -- 00:20:30,760l got my eye
on that purty one
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20:30,796 -- 00:20:34,027with them long legs leading
up to them tender buttocks.
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20:34,066 -- 00:20:35,465Now, now, now.
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20:35,500 -- 00:20:37,764You leave her
to Harper, boy.
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20:39,371 -- 00:20:41,703That tasty dish
don't stand a chance...
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20:41,740 -- 00:20:43,901once he walk up on her.
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20:43,942 -- 00:20:46,240Am l right
or am l right?
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20:50,182 -- 00:20:51,843Trouble
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20:51,883 -- 00:20:52,850Trouble
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20:52,884 -- 00:20:54,374Came a-knockin'
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20:54,419 -- 00:20:55,818Came a-knockin'
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20:55,854 -- 00:20:57,515Trouble
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20:57,556 -- 00:20:58,523Trouble
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20:58,557 -- 00:20:59,854Came a-knockin'
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20:59,891 -- 00:21:01,825Came a-knockin'
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21:01,860 -- 00:21:03,293Trouble
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21:03,328 -- 00:21:05,626ls this place a hoot
or what?
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21:05,664 -- 00:21:07,495Can you believe
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21:07,532 -- 00:21:09,090we're gonna sleep
in separate beds?
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21:09,134 -- 00:21:12,365Well, l say we hang,
grab whatever we can...
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21:12,404 -- 00:21:13,371
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