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2001 Maniacs Page #4
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- 2005
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and blow.
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21:13,405 -- 00:21:15,100The whole town
or just those frat boys?
325
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21:15,140 -- 00:21:17,631Don't worry, Ricky,
l'll save one for you.
326
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21:17,676 -- 00:21:18,734What about
saving one for me?
327
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21:18,777 -- 00:21:20,039Now, which one
would that be...
328
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21:20,078 -- 00:21:22,706perhaps Mr. ''l'll stay
if you stay''?
329
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21:22,748 -- 00:21:27,117To our door
330
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21:29,254 -- 00:21:30,346Hey, handsome.
331
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21:30,389 -- 00:21:31,686Hello, everybody.
332
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21:31,723 -- 00:21:33,281On behalf of
our little town...
333
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21:33,325 -- 00:21:34,724l'm here to welcome y'all...
334
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21:34,760 -- 00:21:37,456some of our sites.
335
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21:37,496 -- 00:21:39,555l'll wrestle you for him.
336
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21:39,598 -- 00:21:40,860What's that?
337
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21:40,899 -- 00:21:41,866Nothing.
338
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21:41,900 -- 00:21:43,231Just ignore him.
339
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21:43,268 -- 00:21:44,895Dang, Jethro.
340
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21:44,936 -- 00:21:46,403You got
some muscles there.
341
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21:46,438 -- 00:21:47,769lt's Harper, ma'am.
342
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21:47,806 -- 00:21:49,398Harper Alexander.
343
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21:49,441 -- 00:21:50,874l'm Kat...
344
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21:50,909 -- 00:21:53,309as in p*ssy.
345
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21:53,345 -- 00:21:55,438This is Joey,
this is Ricky.
346
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21:55,480 -- 00:21:58,711Perhaps if Miss Pussycat
is willing...
347
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21:58,750 -- 00:22:00,615the sun
348
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22:00,652 -- 00:22:02,677reflecting on the lake
right about now.
349
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22:02,721 -- 00:22:05,212Miss Pussycat
is more than willing.
350
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22:05,257 -- 00:22:07,384Well, then,
l guess l'll be seeing...
351
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22:07,426 -- 00:22:08,950you other fine folks
at the festival.
352
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22:08,994 -- 00:22:10,256lf you will.
353
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22:12,364 -- 00:22:13,558Wait, Kat.
354
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22:14,766 -- 00:22:16,927lt's my good-luck
dog tag.
355
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22:16,968 -- 00:22:18,959Don't do anything
l wouldn't do.
356
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22:19,004 -- 00:22:21,165ls there anything
you wouldn't do?
357
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22:21,206 -- 00:22:23,572Later, kitty cat.
358
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22:32,984 -- 00:22:35,282Welcome, welcome.
359
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22:35,320 -- 00:22:37,652Don't tell me.
You must be Miss Boone.
360
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22:37,689 -- 00:22:40,317lt's a real pleasure
to meet you, ma'am.
361
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22:40,359 -- 00:22:43,294Oh, Miss Boone, from
the bottom of our hearts...
362
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22:43,328 -- 00:22:45,523we thank you
for such fine accommodations.
363
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22:45,564 -- 00:22:48,294Oh, don't make me blush.
364
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22:48,333 -- 00:22:51,131And that's Granny
to you, sonny boy.
365
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22:51,169 -- 00:22:52,431Y'all like my ladies?
366
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22:52,471 -- 00:22:53,938Yes, ma'am.
367
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22:53,972 -- 00:22:56,634Y'all ready
for a good ole time?
368
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22:56,675 -- 00:22:57,699Yes, ma'am.
369
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23:01,046 -- 00:23:02,013So--
370
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23:02,047 -- 00:23:03,105Gosh dang it.
371
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23:03,148 -- 00:23:04,172Kitty's getting away.
372
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23:04,216 -- 00:23:05,547Come here,
you stupid cat.
373
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23:05,584 -- 00:23:06,608Get over here.
374
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23:06,651 -- 00:23:09,142Why don't you gentlemen
give him a hand?
375
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23:09,187 -- 00:23:10,313All right.
376
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23:10,355 -- 00:23:11,822See you soon, boys.
377
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23:11,857 -- 00:23:15,725ls this some hillbilly
reality show type of thing?
378
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23:15,761 -- 00:23:19,026You know this is Georgia,
Miss Pussycat.
379
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23:19,064 -- 00:23:22,397Harper, try just
calling me Kat.
380
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23:22,434 -- 00:23:24,732Miss P*ssy
sounds so formal.
381
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23:24,770 -- 00:23:26,294Well, Kat...
382
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23:26,338 -- 00:23:29,865how could one not but smile
whilst in the company...
383
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23:29,908 -- 00:23:33,742of such a beautiful Northern
sophisticrat like yourself.
384
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23:33,779 -- 00:23:37,510You're either the most
romantic guy l've ever met...
385
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23:37,549 -- 00:23:39,744or you're completely
full of sh*t.
386
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23:49,795 -- 00:23:51,558-Come here.
-Get back here, kitty.
387
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23:51,596 -- 00:23:52,688l ain't gonna hurt ya.
388
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23:52,731 -- 00:23:53,698Come on, guys.
389
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23:53,732 -- 00:23:55,529Come here, kitty.
390
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23:55,567 -- 00:24:00,402right here on this spot.
391
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24:00,439 -- 00:24:04,500in the back of a '69 chevy.
392
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24:04,543 -- 00:24:06,272Course that was
before the troubles.
393
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24:06,311 -- 00:24:09,405Before all that fire done
burnt this spot to the ground.
394
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24:09,448 -- 00:24:12,815Feels like a fire
right now.
395
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24:12,851 -- 00:24:15,513You know, life always finds
a way of pushing itself...
396
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24:15,554 -- 00:24:17,579up through death, Miss Kat.
397
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24:17,622 -- 00:24:18,748Feels like
something else is trying...
398
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24:18,790 -- 00:24:20,018to push its way
through now, baby.
399
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24:23,562 -- 00:24:25,655You like horses?
400
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24:27,466 -- 00:24:28,956Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
401
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24:29,000 -- 00:24:30,399Come here,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
402
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24:31,670 -- 00:24:33,729Come on. Come on,
you little cat.
403
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24:33,772 -- 00:24:36,900Once again, Anderson Lee
showing how to get p*ssy.
404
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24:36,942 -- 00:24:38,000Thanks, mister.
405
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24:38,043 -- 00:24:39,237Name's Hucklebilly.
406
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24:39,277 -- 00:24:40,972Hey, what's up,
Huckleberry?
407
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24:41,012 -- 00:24:42,104lt's Hucklebilly,
dumb ass.
408
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24:42,147 -- 00:24:44,479409
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24:44,516 -- 00:24:46,211Y'all wanna play
a little game with me?
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24:46,251 -- 00:24:47,218l don't know, Hucklebilly.
411
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24:47,252 -- 00:24:48,981We got some ladies
waiting for us...
412
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24:49,020 -- 00:24:50,317if you know what l mean.
413
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24:50,355 -- 00:24:52,289Yeah. Heck with it, then.
414
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24:52,324 -- 00:24:54,519Oh, come on.
415
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24:54,559 -- 00:24:57,027The little kid
has no one to play with.
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24:57,062 -- 00:24:59,087417
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25:01,199 -- 00:25:03,827How about that roll in the hay
you were talking about?
418
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25:10,208 -- 00:25:12,335Make me scream
that rebel yell.
419
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25:12,377 -- 00:25:15,141Well, that, ma'am,
l can guarantee.
420
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25:15,180 -- 00:25:17,614You just lay
right here, OK?
421
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25:20,852 -- 00:25:22,217l didn't know
my Southern gentleman
422
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25:22,254 -- 00:25:23,414had a touch of kink
in him.
423
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25:23,455 -- 00:25:25,389lf a kink means
a hunger for you, ma'am...
424
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25:25,423 -- 00:25:27,015then that he does.
425
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25:30,862 -- 00:25:31,920Hey, look, dude.
426
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25:31,963 -- 00:25:32,952We're sorry.
427
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25:32,998 -- 00:25:34,590Leave me alone.
428
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25:34,633 -- 00:25:36,032Hey, we'll play a game
with you, all right?
429
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25:36,067 -- 00:25:38,592
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