2001 Maniacs Page #4

and blow.

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The whole town

or just those frat boys?

325

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Don't worry, Ricky,

l'll save one for you.

326

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What about

saving one for me?

327

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Now, which one

would that be...

328

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perhaps Mr. ''l'll stay

if you stay''?

329

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To our door

330

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Hey, handsome.

331

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Hello, everybody.

332

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On behalf of

our little town...

333

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l'm here to welcome y'all...

334

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and invite you to taking in

some of our sites.

335

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l'll wrestle you for him.

336

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What's that?

337

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Nothing.

338

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Just ignore him.

339

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Dang, Jethro.

340

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You got

some muscles there.

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lt's Harper, ma'am.

342

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Harper Alexander.

343

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l'm Kat...

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as in p*ssy.

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This is Joey,

this is Ricky.

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Perhaps if Miss Pussycat

is willing...

347

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the sun

sure looks mighty nice...

348

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reflecting on the lake

right about now.

349

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Miss Pussycat

is more than willing.

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Well, then,

l guess l'll be seeing...

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you other fine folks

at the festival.

352

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lf you will.

353

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Wait, Kat.

354

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lt's my good-luck

dog tag.

355

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Don't do anything

l wouldn't do.

356

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ls there anything

you wouldn't do?

357

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Later, kitty cat.

358

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Welcome, welcome.

359

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Don't tell me.

You must be Miss Boone.

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lt's a real pleasure

to meet you, ma'am.

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Oh, Miss Boone, from

the bottom of our hearts...

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we thank you

for such fine accommodations.

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Oh, don't make me blush.

364

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And that's Granny

to you, sonny boy.

365

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Y'all like my ladies?

366

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Yes, ma'am.

367

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Y'all ready

for a good ole time?

368

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Yes, ma'am.

369

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So--

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Gosh dang it.

371

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Kitty's getting away.

372

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Come here,

you stupid cat.

373

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Get over here.

374

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Why don't you gentlemen

give him a hand?

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All right.

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See you soon, boys.

377

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ls this some hillbilly

reality show type of thing?

378

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You know this is Georgia,

Miss Pussycat.

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Harper, try just

calling me Kat.

380

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Miss P*ssy

sounds so formal.

381

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Well, Kat...

382

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how could one not but smile

whilst in the company...

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of such a beautiful Northern

sophisticrat like yourself.

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You're either the most

romantic guy l've ever met...

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or you're completely

full of sh*t.

386

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-Come here.

-Get back here, kitty.

387

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l ain't gonna hurt ya.

388

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Come on, guys.

389

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Come here, kitty.

390

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My daddy proposed to my mama

right here on this spot.

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My daddy proposed to my mom

in the back of a '69 chevy.

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Course that was

before the troubles.

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Before all that fire done

burnt this spot to the ground.

394

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Feels like a fire

right now.

395

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You know, life always finds

a way of pushing itself...

396

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up through death, Miss Kat.

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Feels like

something else is trying...

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to push its way

through now, baby.

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You like horses?

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

401

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Come here,

kitty, kitty, kitty.

402

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Come on. Come on,

you little cat.

403

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Once again, Anderson Lee

showing how to get p*ssy.

404

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Thanks, mister.

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Name's Hucklebilly.

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Hey, what's up,

Huckleberry?

407

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lt's Hucklebilly,

dumb ass.

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Damn. Feisty little fella.

409

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Y'all wanna play

a little game with me?

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l don't know, Hucklebilly.

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We got some ladies

waiting for us...

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if you know what l mean.

413

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Yeah. Heck with it, then.

414

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Oh, come on.

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The little kid

has no one to play with.

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Poor little circus clown.

417

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How about that roll in the hay

you were talking about?

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Make me scream

that rebel yell.

419

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Well, that, ma'am,

l can guarantee.

420

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You just lay

right here, OK?

421

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l didn't know

my Southern gentleman

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had a touch of kink

in him.

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lf a kink means

a hunger for you, ma'am...

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then that he does.

425

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Hey, look, dude.

426

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We're sorry.

427

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Leave me alone.

428

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Hey, we'll play a game

with you, all right?

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