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2001 Maniacs Page #5
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- 2005
- 87 min
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What do you got in mind?
430
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25:38,637 -- 00:25:40,434lt's called
Kill the Kitty.
431
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25:40,472 -- 00:25:43,407-Sh*t.
-See, kitty's been bad.
432
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25:43,441 -- 00:25:44,931Real bad.
433
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25:44,976 -- 00:25:47,376434
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25:47,412 -- 00:25:49,380And y'all
can be the witnesses!
435
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25:49,414 -- 00:25:50,540Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right.
436
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25:50,582 -- 00:25:51,913What would
your mother think...
437
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25:51,950 -- 00:25:53,008if you hurt
that poor little kitty?
438
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25:53,051 -- 00:25:55,451My mama?
439
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25:55,487 -- 00:25:57,455Mister, my mama give me
a silver dollar...
440
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25:57,489 -- 00:26:00,424for every broke-neck p*ssy
l bring home.
441
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26:19,678 -- 00:26:21,669Harper, honey...
442
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26:21,713 -- 00:26:24,204this isn't exactly
what l had in mind.
443
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26:24,249 -- 00:26:29,050Well, Miss P*ssy,
it's exactly what l had in mind.
444
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26:29,087 -- 00:26:33,217Now, l know you city folk
think us country boys naive...
445
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26:33,258 -- 00:26:34,748in the ways of love...
446
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26:34,793 -- 00:26:38,160but we ain't as innocent
as you might think.
447
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26:38,196 -- 00:26:39,857l mean...
448
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26:41,199 -- 00:26:45,636l think this might be taking it
just a little too far.
449
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26:45,670 -- 00:26:48,730Frankly, Miss P*ssy,
l don't give a damn.
450
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27:06,424 -- 00:27:08,688Yee-haw!
451
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27:10,562 -- 00:27:12,029Ow.
452
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27:12,063 -- 00:27:14,054l know it's not etiquette...
453
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27:14,099 -- 00:27:15,828to eat without
everyone present...
454
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27:15,867 -- 00:27:18,028but a little birdie
advised me...
455
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27:18,069 -- 00:27:21,561is gonna be a little bit tardy.
456
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27:21,606 -- 00:27:24,871So let us pray.
457
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27:24,909 -- 00:27:26,035Dear Lord...
458
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27:26,077 -- 00:27:29,911we thank you for the food
we are about to eat...
459
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27:29,948 -- 00:27:34,749that makes us whole
in mind, body, and soul.
460
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27:34,786 -- 00:27:36,048Amen.
461
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27:36,087 -- 00:27:37,452Dig in.
462
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27:37,489 -- 00:27:39,616l'm so hungry
463
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27:39,658 -- 00:27:41,888and not share
a single hoof.
464
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27:41,926 -- 00:27:43,052Disgusting.
465
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27:43,094 -- 00:27:44,459Huckleberry's
got the munchies.
466
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27:44,496 -- 00:27:47,021lt's Hucklebilly,
pig breath.
467
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27:47,065 -- 00:27:48,828Can't you Northern folks
get nothing right?
468
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27:51,202 -- 00:27:52,897Miss Boone--
469
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27:52,937 -- 00:27:55,565Excuse me, Granny.
470
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27:55,607 -- 00:27:57,268You've simply
outdone yourself.
471
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27:57,308 -- 00:27:58,297Thank you.
472
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27:58,343 -- 00:27:59,469Hear, hear.
473
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27:59,511 -- 00:28:00,637Sure looks tasty. Mmm.
474
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28:00,679 -- 00:28:02,237Speaking of tasty...
475
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28:02,280 -- 00:28:05,443it appears that, uh,
our Harper Alexander...
476
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28:05,483 -- 00:28:09,419has done gone and swept
your Miss Kitty Cat here...
477
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28:09,454 -- 00:28:10,682off her feet.
478
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28:10,722 -- 00:28:12,280Lucky b*tch.
479
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28:14,392 -- 00:28:15,450Guest or no guest...
480
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28:15,493 -- 00:28:17,961l will not tolerate
swearing at my table.
481
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28:17,996 -- 00:28:19,190Just ignore him.
482
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28:19,230 -- 00:28:22,063Jealousy always gets
in the way of his manners.
483
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28:22,100 -- 00:28:23,226Jealousy?
484
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28:23,268 -- 00:28:26,294Kat always bags
the fine guys first.
485
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28:26,337 -- 00:28:29,465Just once l wish
she was the one eating...
486
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28:29,507 -- 00:28:30,735sloppy seconds.
487
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28:54,466 -- 00:28:58,425May l offer you some
fresh milk with your pie?
488
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28:58,470 -- 00:29:00,529l--l--l think--
l think you just did.
489
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29:01,740 -- 00:29:04,072l'll keep my jug handy.
490
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29:09,047 -- 00:29:11,709Holy mother of God.
491
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29:15,353 -- 00:29:17,048ls this seat taken, miss?
492
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29:18,256 -- 00:29:20,417What if l said it was?
493
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29:20,458 -- 00:29:22,187Well, l guess
l'd have to tell you...
494
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29:22,227 -- 00:29:23,216what a mistake
you've made...
495
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29:23,261 -- 00:29:26,128and what an opportunity
you've missed.
496
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29:28,566 -- 00:29:29,999l guess l couldn't
give you these.
497
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29:30,034 -- 00:29:32,366How...romantic.
498
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29:33,471 -- 00:29:35,598You ever hear of
a sixty-second romance?
499
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29:37,041 -- 00:29:38,338Got a minute?
500
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29:38,376 -- 00:29:40,173l got all night.
501
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29:53,558 -- 00:29:55,150502
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29:56,795 -- 00:29:59,958Harper done did his duty
for the festival
503
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29:59,998 -- 00:30:01,465with that Yankee filly.
504
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30:01,499 -- 00:30:05,560Time's now come
for you two to do yours.
505
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30:08,106 -- 00:30:10,540That's a mighty big noose
you got there for a cat.
506
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30:10,575 -- 00:30:13,601Who says
it's for a cat, jug head?
507
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30:13,645 -- 00:30:14,907Why, if you even think
of hurting Jezebel--
508
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30:14,946 -- 00:30:16,880Shut your mouth now,
Lester.
509
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30:16,915 -- 00:30:18,314Leave that boy alone.
510
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30:21,419 -- 00:30:25,287Been meaning to talk
to you about Jezebel.
511
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30:25,323 -- 00:30:29,350ls, uh, this mutton chop
at least a girlie?
512
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30:29,394 -- 00:30:31,555She's a woman
to you, Daddy.
513
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30:31,596 -- 00:30:34,394Now, if y'all excuse us...
514
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30:34,432 -- 00:30:35,694come on, baby.
515
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30:35,733 -- 00:30:38,668Now, Daddy. Daddy,
don't mind Lester none.
516
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30:38,703 -- 00:30:40,568l got full confidence
in him.
517
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30:40,605 -- 00:30:45,907Son, one time l had
full confidence in a fart.
518
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30:45,944 -- 00:30:49,038Sh*t all over myself.
519
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30:51,516 -- 00:30:53,245Hey, perv.
520
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30:53,284 -- 00:30:55,149Hey, chick with milk jugs
walk by?
521
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30:55,186 -- 00:30:59,179She was headed
toward the cow pasture...
522
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30:59,224 -- 00:31:01,624crying your name.
523
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31:01,659 -- 00:31:03,490When you're finished
with your boyfriend...
524
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31:03,528 -- 00:31:04,995you know where to find me.
525
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31:08,099 -- 00:31:09,828What?
526
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31:11,135 -- 00:31:13,035Gentlemen...
527
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31:13,071 -- 00:31:15,699l believe it is time
for another toast.
528
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31:15,740 -- 00:31:17,537Hit me, bartender.
529
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31:17,575 -- 00:31:20,840To the ties
that bind...
530
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31:20,879 -- 00:31:22,847friendship...
531
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31:22,881 -- 00:31:24,906and in this case...
532
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31:24,949 -- 00:31:27,884the fine folks
of Pleasant Valley!
533
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31:29,988 -- 00:31:32,183Three queens.
534
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31:32,223 -- 00:31:33,212What?
535
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31:33,258 -- 00:31:34,350Nothing.
536
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31:34,392 -- 00:31:35,552B*tch.
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