2001 Maniacs Page #6

537

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l feel like we're in

a Confederate frat party.

538

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You know what l always say?

539

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The only difference between

a frat boy and a gay boy...

540

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is a six-pack of beer.

541

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You know it's true.

542

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Hmm.

543

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And, uh, remind Lester...

544

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that he has to cornhole

that sissy boy.

545

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l know--l know it goes

against the good Lord.

546

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l'll do it, Daddy!

547

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That's nothing to get

excited about, Rufus.

548

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God damn it.

549

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Come on, Rufus,

put your weight into it.

550

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That's right, girl.

551

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Get him, Pretty Ricky.

552

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Oh! Miss Angry.

553

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You got angry muscles.

554

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Big-ass muscles.

555

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Come on.

556

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Not you.

557

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See ya, dude.

558

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Come on, Rick.

559

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God damn.

560

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Winner does the pitching,

loser does the catching.

561

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Ah, screw that.

562

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Even you're

gonna get laid?

563

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That's right.

564

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Don't whack it too hard.

565

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Come on, girl.

566

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God.

567

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And to all, a good night.

568

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Uh-uh. Not yet, boy.

569

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Oh, take it off.

570

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Take it all off.

571

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Get away.

572

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This what you wanted?

573

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Nelson!

574

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Oh, Nelson!

575

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Surprise!

576

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Holy sh*t.

577

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Oh, my God. l've been thinking

about you all night.

578

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You gonna invite me in...

579

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or just stand there

polishing your musket?

580

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Damn right

l'm gonna invite you in.

581

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Peek-a-boo.

582

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Whoa.

583

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That was fast.

584

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Hey, nice to see ya.

585

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Got milk?

586

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Milk?

587

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So,wanna get to know

each other a little bit maybe?

588

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Maybe even tell me your name.

589

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Nope.

590

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Oh, yeah.

591

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Oh--oh, my God.

592

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You know, uh, my mom

never had to say to me...

593

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''Drink your milk, poopy.''

594

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Poopy?

595

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My mom

used to call me poopy.

596

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Long story.

597

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Very long.

598

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Honey, do you

want to talk...

599

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or have

a little fun?

600

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Have some fun.

601

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That's what l thought.

602

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What the hell is that?

603

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ls that a milk bong?

604

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Silly boy.

605

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This is special moonshine

l made just for you.

606

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You gonna suck it?

607

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Look, moonshine

is not really my thing.

608

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l'm more into beer

and--and things like that.

609

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Are you a boy or a man?

610

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A man, God damn it.

611

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Suck it, mister man.

612

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l prefer a nonsmoker.

613

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The South's

gonna rise again

614

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The South's

gonna rise again

615

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Hey, Opie man.

616

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l'll give you a dollar

if you can get Z.Z. Top...

617

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to play some Hendrix.

618

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So, how'd it go?

619

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Well, it was

extraordinary.

620

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Yeah, we talked

till 3:
00.

621

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Mind sex, bro.

622

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Mind sex?

623

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Miss Ricky

don't mind sex, does she?

624

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No, she doesn't.

625

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Looks like Cupid's arrow

hit somebody...

626

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in the ass

last night.

627

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Wasn't my ass

that got hit.

628

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l was the one

shooting the arrows.

629

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Well, buttermilk pancakes.

630

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lf it ain't

our honored guests...

631

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just in time to inaugurate

the grandest jubilee ever!

632

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Well, shoot dang,

Mayor Bumpkin.

633

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lf this ain't

the bestest festival ever.

634

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Hee-haw.

635

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l would not besmirch...

636

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the sincerity and efforts

of our proud little town here...

637

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if l were you, sir.

638

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A great price has been paid

to ensure the success...

639

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of this festival.

640

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Whoa. Excuse me, sir.

641

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We're...

642

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we're just a little

hungover, you know...

643

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hair of the dog.

644

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Apology accepted,

Mr. Lee.

645

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Well, guess we're staying.

646

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Guess so.

647

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Hey, anybody seen Kat?

648

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Anybody seen Nelson?

649

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Ten to one

he's hitting it.

650

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What did you do

to Miss Kitty Cat?

651

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Well, l didn't get to do

anything with her, mister.

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