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2001 Maniacs Page #6
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- Year:
- 2005
- 87 min
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537
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31:36,895 -- 00:31:39,591l feel like we're in
a Confederate frat party.
538
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31:39,631 -- 00:31:41,792You know what l always say?
539
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31:41,833 -- 00:31:44,825The only difference between
a frat boy and a gay boy...
540
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31:44,869 -- 00:31:46,666is a six-pack of beer.
541
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31:48,306 -- 00:31:50,866You know it's true.
542
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31:50,909 -- 00:31:52,638Hmm.
543
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31:52,677 -- 00:31:55,612And, uh, remind Lester...
544
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31:55,647 -- 00:31:58,946that he has to cornhole
that sissy boy.
545
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31:58,983 -- 00:32:01,884l know--l know it goes
against the good Lord.
546
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32:01,920 -- 00:32:03,717l'll do it, Daddy!
547
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32:03,755 -- 00:32:06,223That's nothing to get
excited about, Rufus.
548
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32:06,257 -- 00:32:07,315God damn it.
549
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32:07,358 -- 00:32:09,019Come on, Rufus,
put your weight into it.
550
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32:09,060 -- 00:32:11,290That's right, girl.
551
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32:11,329 -- 00:32:12,660Get him, Pretty Ricky.
552
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32:14,032 -- 00:32:16,000Oh! Miss Angry.
553
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32:16,034 -- 00:32:19,003You got angry muscles.
554
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32:19,037 -- 00:32:20,026Big-ass muscles.
555
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32:20,071 -- 00:32:21,538Come on.
556
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32:21,572 -- 00:32:23,767Not you.
557
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32:23,808 -- 00:32:24,775See ya, dude.
558
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32:24,809 -- 00:32:26,538Come on, Rick.
559
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32:26,577 -- 00:32:28,704God damn.
560
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32:28,746 -- 00:32:32,079Winner does the pitching,
loser does the catching.
561
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32:32,116 -- 00:32:33,083Ah, screw that.
562
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32:33,117 -- 00:32:34,209Even you're
gonna get laid?
563
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32:34,252 -- 00:32:35,241That's right.
564
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32:36,287 -- 00:32:39,085Don't whack it too hard.
565
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32:39,123 -- 00:32:41,250Come on, girl.
566
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32:41,292 -- 00:32:42,281God.
567
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32:46,230 -- 00:32:50,189And to all, a good night.
568
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33:11,956 -- 00:33:13,617Uh-uh. Not yet, boy.
569
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33:38,616 -- 00:33:39,583Oh, take it off.
570
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33:39,617 -- 00:33:40,982Take it all off.
571
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33:52,363 -- 00:33:55,161Get away.
572
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34:28,232 -- 00:34:29,665This what you wanted?
573
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34:34,105 -- 00:34:38,041Nelson!
574
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34:38,076 -- 00:34:44,982Oh, Nelson!
575
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34:45,016 -- 00:34:46,483Surprise!
576
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34:46,517 -- 00:34:49,179Holy sh*t.
577
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34:49,220 -- 00:34:51,120Oh, my God. l've been thinking
about you all night.
578
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34:51,155 -- 00:34:53,350579
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34:53,391 -- 00:34:57,487or just stand there
polishing your musket?
580
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34:57,528 -- 00:34:59,496Damn right
581
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35:05,069 -- 00:35:06,969Peek-a-boo.
582
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35:07,004 -- 00:35:08,028Whoa.
583
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35:08,072 -- 00:35:09,835That was fast.
584
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35:10,908 -- 00:35:13,172Hey, nice to see ya.
585
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35:13,211 -- 00:35:14,735Got milk?
586
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35:14,779 -- 00:35:15,939Milk?
587
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35:17,548 -- 00:35:21,484So,wanna get to know
each other a little bit maybe?
588
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35:21,519 -- 00:35:23,987Maybe even tell me your name.
589
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35:24,021 -- 00:35:25,420Nope.
590
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35:25,456 -- 00:35:27,856Oh, yeah.
591
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35:33,364 -- 00:35:34,558Oh--oh, my God.
592
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35:35,700 -- 00:35:38,726You know, uh, my mom
never had to say to me...
593
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35:38,769 -- 00:35:39,736''Drink your milk, poopy.''
594
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35:39,770 -- 00:35:41,362Poopy?
595
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35:42,507 -- 00:35:43,872My mom
used to call me poopy.
596
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35:43,908 -- 00:35:45,307Long story.
597
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35:45,343 -- 00:35:48,176Very long.
598
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35:48,212 -- 00:35:50,680Honey, do you
want to talk...
599
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35:50,715 -- 00:35:52,615or have
a little fun?
600
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35:52,650 -- 00:35:53,742Have some fun.
601
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35:53,784 -- 00:35:55,945That's what l thought.
602
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35:55,987 -- 00:35:57,113What the hell is that?
603
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35:57,155 -- 00:35:58,383ls that a milk bong?
604
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35:58,422 -- 00:36:00,117Silly boy.
605
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36:00,158 -- 00:36:03,650This is special moonshine
l made just for you.
606
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36:03,694 -- 00:36:05,525You gonna suck it?
607
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36:05,563 -- 00:36:07,827Look, moonshine
is not really my thing.
608
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36:07,865 -- 00:36:09,890l'm more into beer
and--and things like that.
609
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36:10,902 -- 00:36:13,462Are you a boy or a man?
610
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36:13,504 -- 00:36:15,563A man, God damn it.
611
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36:16,574 -- 00:36:18,007Suck it, mister man.
612
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37:04,889 -- 00:37:08,689l prefer a nonsmoker.
613
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37:18,002 -- 00:37:21,062The South's
gonna rise again
614
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37:25,243 -- 00:37:28,337The South's
gonna rise again
615
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37:29,747 -- 00:37:31,044Hey, Opie man.
616
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37:31,082 -- 00:37:32,674l'll give you a dollar
if you can get Z.Z. Top...
617
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37:32,717 -- 00:37:33,706to play some Hendrix.
618
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37:33,751 -- 00:37:35,719So, how'd it go?
619
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37:35,753 -- 00:37:38,586Well, it was
extraordinary.
620
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37:38,623 -- 00:37:40,488Yeah, we talked
till 3:
00.621
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37:40,524 -- 00:37:41,548Mind sex, bro.
622
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37:41,592 -- 00:37:42,923Mind sex?
623
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37:42,960 -- 00:37:45,952Miss Ricky
don't mind sex, does she?
624
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37:45,997 -- 00:37:47,157No, she doesn't.
625
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37:48,766 -- 00:37:50,199Looks like Cupid's arrow
hit somebody...
626
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37:50,234 -- 00:37:52,395in the ass
last night.
627
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37:52,436 -- 00:37:54,563Wasn't my ass
that got hit.
628
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37:54,605 -- 00:37:56,835l was the one
shooting the arrows.
629
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37:58,876 -- 00:38:01,709Well, buttermilk pancakes.
630
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38:01,746 -- 00:38:03,145lf it ain't
our honored guests...
631
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38:03,180 -- 00:38:07,344just in time to inaugurate
632
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38:07,385 -- 00:38:10,377Well, shoot dang,
Mayor Bumpkin.
633
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38:11,455 -- 00:38:14,549lf this ain't
634
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38:14,592 -- 00:38:16,287Hee-haw.
635
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38:24,702 -- 00:38:26,795l would not besmirch...
636
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38:26,837 -- 00:38:31,900the sincerity and efforts
of our proud little town here...
637
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38:31,942 -- 00:38:33,705if l were you, sir.
638
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38:33,744 -- 00:38:37,703to ensure the success...
639
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38:37,748 -- 00:38:38,715of this festival.
640
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38:38,749 -- 00:38:40,444Whoa. Excuse me, sir.
641
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38:40,484 -- 00:38:41,610We're...
642
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38:41,652 -- 00:38:43,347we're just a little
hungover, you know...
643
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38:43,387 -- 00:38:44,854hair of the dog.
644
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38:50,961 -- 00:38:53,293Apology accepted,
Mr. Lee.
645
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38:53,331 -- 00:38:55,060Well, guess we're staying.
646
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38:55,099 -- 00:38:56,066Guess so.
647
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38:56,100 -- 00:38:58,762Hey, anybody seen Kat?
648
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38:58,803 -- 00:38:59,770Anybody seen Nelson?
649
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38:59,804 -- 00:39:01,294Ten to one
he's hitting it.
650
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39:01,339 -- 00:39:04,502What did you do
to Miss Kitty Cat?
651
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39:04,542 -- 00:39:07,067Well, l didn't get to do
anything with her, mister.
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