2001 Maniacs Page #7

652

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Like he said, that big rough

and tumble Connecticut boy

653

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done stoled her from me.

654

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Nelson?

655

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-And Kat?

-Sure enough.

656

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l was doing my best

to court her properly.

657

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That boy cut right in.

658

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All right, y'all.

659

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Quit your dilly-dallying.

660

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Boys with the boys...

661

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and ladies with the ladies.

662

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Well, now...

663

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let's all get

this party started.

664

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Yee-haw

665

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You ever seen

a kissing meadow?

666

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Hell no.

667

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You want to see one?

668

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Hell yeah.

669

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Oh, man.

670

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When in Rome.

671

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Come on, China girl.

672

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Let's get you

all cleaned up.

673

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Ole Granny Boone

done cooked up...

674

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one hell of a roast

with this one here.

675

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Yes, sir.

676

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Granny Boone gonna have her

hands full for the festival.

677

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Can't wait to taste

the rest of her at the barbecue.

678

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You know,

like l always say...

679

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two heads

are better than one.

680

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What's the deal with

these people, anyway, huh?

681

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lt's like

a damn time tunnel.

682

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Oh, come on.

Just admit it.

683

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You guys aren't

used to old-fashioned...

684

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unspoiled Southern manners.

685

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Hey, l'm digging it.

This place is a trip.

686

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Sure is.

687

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After you done turned

a curious country boy...

688

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against all

that's right and decent.

689

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He wasn't bad

for a beginner.

690

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Oh, sh*t.

691

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You ever taken

a turn at the shoes?

692

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Not since l was a kid.

693

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That's the thing, friend.

694

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You need to get better practice

at the manly arts--

695

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hunting and soldiering

and whatnot.

696

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That has what

to do with horseshoes?

697

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Horseshoes is

a military game in origin.

698

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Goes back to French trappers'

method of gapping mink...

699

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as they called it.

700

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She's just playing hard to get.

701

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Jezebel!

702

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Now, the good Lord

has blessed each one of us...

703

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with distinct virtues.

704

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And it is our responsibility

as ladies...

705

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to figure out what they are

and how to use them.

706

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l got the gift of tongues.

707

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l got it

from my step-pappy...

708

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the Reverend Jonas.

709

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Bet the reverend's

a very proud man.

710

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He is.

711

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l hope you all will allow us

to share our ways.

712

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You were shy and rough...

713

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but under them

Northern exteriors...

714

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l think y'all gonna

clean up real good.

715

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Rubba dub dub.

716

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Who wants me

in their tub?

717

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Nobody.

And get some pants...

718

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on that little

ding dong of yours.

719

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Shoot, Granny.

720

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Today's my turn

in the barrel.

721

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My, oh, my.

722

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Here we are.

723

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Place where

l got my first kiss.

724

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Me, too.

725

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Of course, you, too.

726

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You're the one

who kissed me.

727

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You are

my first cousin.

728

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Who else

was gonna do it?

729

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Whoa. Wait a sec.

730

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-You're cousins?

-Mm-hmm.

731

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Cool.

732

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l thought

you'd never ask.

733

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The napkin.

734

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You can watch

from over there...

735

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if you're quiet.

736

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F***, yeah.

737

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You, sir, are a pig!

738

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What?

739

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A pig.

740

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You're boning your cousin

and l'm the pig?

741

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Go away, boy.

742

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But you said

l could watch.

743

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But you weren't quiet.

744

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So...

745

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What exactly

do we do here?

746

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Gap, gentleman.

747

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Refer to the part of the mink

that's not there after the toss.

748

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Most usually the head.

749

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F***.

750

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Whatever, dude.

751

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'Scuse me.

752

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Let me get

that shot there, playboy.

753

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Hold my beer there, Rufie.

754

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Watch the style.

755

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Sh*t!

756

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F*** y'all.

757

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Philly ain't exactly, uh...

758

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horse country.

759

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The dog is in the house.

760

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Hey, lucky.

761

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Why don't you try

your luck at this.

762

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Maybe it will work

out better for you.

763

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