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2001 Maniacs Page #7
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- 2005
- 87 min
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652
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39:07,111 -- 00:39:10,137Like he said, that big rough
and tumble Connecticut boy
653
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39:10,181 -- 00:39:11,705done stoled her from me.
654
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39:11,749 -- 00:39:12,807Nelson?
655
00:
39:12,850 -- 00:39:14,715-And Kat?
-Sure enough.
656
00:
39:14,752 -- 00:39:16,879l was doing my best
to court her properly.
657
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39:16,921 -- 00:39:18,786That boy cut right in.
658
00:
39:18,823 -- 00:39:19,881All right, y'all.
659
00:
39:19,924 -- 00:39:20,913Quit your dilly-dallying.
660
00:
39:22,526 -- 00:39:24,084Boys with the boys...
661
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39:24,128 -- 00:39:27,222and ladies with the ladies.
662
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39:28,232 -- 00:39:30,097Well, now...
663
00:
39:30,134 -- 00:39:32,500let's all get
this party started.
664
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39:35,706 -- 00:39:37,799Yee-haw
665
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39:43,347 -- 00:39:46,248You ever seen
a kissing meadow?
666
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39:46,283 -- 00:39:47,545Hell no.
667
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39:47,585 -- 00:39:49,610You want to see one?
668
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39:49,653 -- 00:39:51,883Hell yeah.
669
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39:51,922 -- 00:39:52,980Oh, man.
670
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39:53,023 -- 00:39:54,422When in Rome.
671
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39:57,261 -- 00:39:58,558Come on, China girl.
672
00:
39:58,596 -- 00:40:00,154Let's get you
all cleaned up.
673
00:
40:13,711 -- 00:40:15,702Ole Granny Boone
done cooked up...
674
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40:15,746 -- 00:40:17,839one hell of a roast
with this one here.
675
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40:20,151 -- 00:40:21,448Yes, sir.
676
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40:21,485 -- 00:40:25,387hands full for the festival.
677
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40:26,657 -- 00:40:28,887Can't wait to taste
the rest of her at the barbecue.
678
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40:28,926 -- 00:40:30,518You know,
like l always say...
679
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40:30,561 -- 00:40:34,554two heads
are better than one.
680
00:
40:38,436 -- 00:40:41,166What's the deal with
these people, anyway, huh?
681
00:
40:41,205 -- 00:40:42,433lt's like
a damn time tunnel.
682
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40:42,473 -- 00:40:44,668Oh, come on.
Just admit it.
683
00:
40:44,708 -- 00:40:46,676You guys aren't
used to old-fashioned...
684
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40:46,710 -- 00:40:48,974unspoiled Southern manners.
685
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40:49,013 -- 00:40:51,208Hey, l'm digging it.
This place is a trip.
686
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40:51,248 -- 00:40:53,307Sure is.
687
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40:53,350 -- 00:40:55,614After you done turned
688
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40:55,653 -- 00:40:58,213against all
that's right and decent.
689
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40:58,255 -- 00:41:00,746He wasn't bad
for a beginner.
690
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41:00,791 -- 00:41:02,019Oh, sh*t.
691
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41:05,663 -- 00:41:08,097You ever taken
a turn at the shoes?
692
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41:08,132 -- 00:41:09,895Not since l was a kid.
693
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41:09,934 -- 00:41:11,492That's the thing, friend.
694
00:
41:11,535 -- 00:41:14,197You need to get better practice
at the manly arts--
695
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41:14,238 -- 00:41:16,103hunting and soldiering
and whatnot.
696
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41:16,140 -- 00:41:18,506That has what
to do with horseshoes?
697
00:
41:18,542 -- 00:41:20,510Horseshoes is
a military game in origin.
698
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41:20,544 -- 00:41:23,945Goes back to French trappers'
method of gapping mink...
699
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41:23,981 -- 00:41:25,141as they called it.
700
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41:28,118 -- 00:41:30,086She's just playing hard to get.
701
00:
41:31,088 -- 00:41:33,318Jezebel!
702
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41:53,811 -- 00:41:56,507Now, the good Lord
has blessed each one of us...
703
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41:56,547 -- 00:41:58,447with distinct virtues.
704
00:
41:58,482 -- 00:42:01,576And it is our responsibility
as ladies...
705
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42:01,619 -- 00:42:04,087to figure out what they are
and how to use them.
706
00:
42:04,121 -- 00:42:06,419l got the gift of tongues.
707
00:
42:06,457 -- 00:42:08,186l got it
from my step-pappy...
708
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42:08,225 -- 00:42:09,590the Reverend Jonas.
709
00:
42:09,627 -- 00:42:11,822Bet the reverend's
a very proud man.
710
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42:11,862 -- 00:42:13,159He is.
711
00:
42:13,197 -- 00:42:16,689l hope you all will allow us
to share our ways.
712
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42:16,734 -- 00:42:18,531You were shy and rough...
713
00:
42:18,569 -- 00:42:20,628but under them
Northern exteriors...
714
00:
42:20,671 -- 00:42:24,368l think y'all gonna
clean up real good.
715
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42:24,408 -- 00:42:26,376Rubba dub dub.
716
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42:26,410 -- 00:42:27,604Who wants me
in their tub?
717
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42:27,645 -- 00:42:29,408Nobody.
And get some pants...
718
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42:29,446 -- 00:42:30,413on that little
ding dong of yours.
719
00:
42:30,447 -- 00:42:31,414Shoot, Granny.
720
00:
42:31,448 -- 00:42:33,177Today's my turn
in the barrel.
721
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42:33,217 -- 00:42:34,309My, oh, my.
722
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42:36,353 -- 00:42:37,820Here we are.
723
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42:37,855 -- 00:42:40,323Place where
l got my first kiss.
724
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42:40,357 -- 00:42:41,847Me, too.
725
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42:41,892 -- 00:42:43,359Of course, you, too.
726
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42:43,394 -- 00:42:45,521You're the one
who kissed me.
727
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42:45,563 -- 00:42:47,087You are
my first cousin.
728
00:
42:47,131 -- 00:42:48,393Who else
was gonna do it?
729
00:
42:48,432 -- 00:42:49,865Whoa. Wait a sec.
730
00:
42:49,900 -- 00:42:51,561-You're cousins?
-Mm-hmm.
731
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42:51,602 -- 00:42:53,502Cool.
732
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43:00,277 -- 00:43:02,871l thought
you'd never ask.
733
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43:05,683 -- 00:43:07,844The napkin.
734
00:
43:07,885 -- 00:43:09,785You can watch
from over there...
735
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43:09,820 -- 00:43:11,788if you're quiet.
736
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43:23,033 -- 00:43:24,125F***, yeah.
737
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43:28,739 -- 00:43:31,708You, sir, are a pig!
738
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43:31,742 -- 00:43:33,039What?
739
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43:33,077 -- 00:43:34,567A pig.
740
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43:34,612 -- 00:43:37,080You're boning your cousin
and l'm the pig?
741
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43:37,114 -- 00:43:39,048Go away, boy.
742
00:
43:39,083 -- 00:43:40,846But you said
l could watch.
743
00:
43:40,884 -- 00:43:42,818But you weren't quiet.
744
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43:47,925 -- 00:43:49,051So...
745
00:
43:49,093 -- 00:43:50,560What exactly
do we do here?
746
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43:50,594 -- 00:43:52,084Gap, gentleman.
747
00:
43:52,129 -- 00:43:54,927Refer to the part of the mink
that's not there after the toss.
748
00:
43:54,965 -- 00:43:57,456Most usually the head.
749
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43:57,501 -- 00:43:59,401F***.
750
00:
44:05,676 -- 00:44:07,303Whatever, dude.
751
00:
44:08,812 -- 00:44:10,677'Scuse me.
752
00:
44:11,782 -- 00:44:13,340Let me get
that shot there, playboy.
753
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44:13,384 -- 00:44:15,284Hold my beer there, Rufie.
754
00:
44:15,319 -- 00:44:16,479Watch the style.
755
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44:21,291 -- 00:44:22,519Sh*t!
756
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44:22,559 -- 00:44:24,083F*** y'all.
757
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44:24,128 -- 00:44:25,493Philly ain't exactly, uh...
758
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44:25,529 -- 00:44:26,757horse country.
759
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44:26,797 -- 00:44:29,459The dog is in the house.
760
00:
44:29,500 -- 00:44:30,592Hey, lucky.
761
00:
44:30,634 -- 00:44:32,465Why don't you try
your luck at this.
762
00:
44:32,503 -- 00:44:34,164Maybe it will work
out better for you.
763
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44:38,742 -- 00:44:39,868
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