2001 Maniacs Page #8

Hell is that?

764

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44:39,910 -- 00:44:42,208

That's a mink

or something.

765

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44:42,246 -- 00:44:43,577

Go on, gap it.

766

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44:44,915 -- 00:44:45,939

Gap it!

767

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44:50,988 -- 00:44:52,785

Son of a b*tch!

768

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44:54,658 -- 00:44:56,751

You must've

gotten some.

769

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44:58,629 -- 00:45:01,291

Done real good.

770

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45:11,341 -- 00:45:13,400

Ooh, my, my, my.

771

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45:13,444 -- 00:45:14,604

So very pretty.

772

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45:14,645 -- 00:45:17,170

Don't you make a heavenly

Southern belle.

773

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45:17,214 -- 00:45:20,650

Miss Joey, you're gonna be

the next one to steal my heart.

774

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45:20,684 -- 00:45:22,914

Um, l don't think so.

775

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45:22,953 -- 00:45:24,716

Think role-playing, babe.

776

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45:24,755 -- 00:45:27,690

l know my man is gonna want

to hit this when he sees it.

777

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45:27,725 -- 00:45:31,286

Now you're talking

like a real Southern lady.

778

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45:31,328 -- 00:45:33,558

Well, gosh darn it, heck.

779

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45:33,597 -- 00:45:35,895

Ain't you the prettiest

little thing l ever saw?

780

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45:35,933 -- 00:45:37,423

Easy, Cinderella.

781

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45:37,468 -- 00:45:40,835

Well, if that ain't the pot

calling the kettle black.

782

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45:40,871 -- 00:45:43,396

By the way, Joey, your...

783

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45:43,440 -- 00:45:45,237

little boy Anderson

is looking for you.

784

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45:45,275 -- 00:45:47,243

Thank God.

785

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45:47,277 -- 00:45:48,869

Saved by the bell.

786

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45:48,912 -- 00:45:49,901

Leah.

787

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45:49,947 -- 00:45:51,778

Ladies, have fun.

788

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45:53,016 -- 00:45:55,246

Don't you pay her

no mind.

789

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45:55,285 -- 00:45:56,843

Later, Rick.

790

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45:56,887 -- 00:45:59,754

Let the hoedown begin.

791

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46:10,100 -- 00:46:11,931

Whoo-hoo!

792

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46:11,969 -- 00:46:14,233

Grab your partner

and give her a whirl

793

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46:14,271 -- 00:46:16,000

Whoo, yeah!

794

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46:16,039 -- 00:46:18,234

Now twinkle your hair

and give it a twirl

795

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46:18,275 -- 00:46:19,503

Whoo-hoo!

796

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46:19,543 -- 00:46:22,239

Slap your backside,

lift your arms

797

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46:22,279 -- 00:46:23,906

All right!

798

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46:23,947 -- 00:46:26,780

'Cause the cows and the chickens

is returning to the barn

799

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46:36,293 -- 00:46:38,523

Little china doll,

ain't you sweet

800

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46:38,562 -- 00:46:40,052

Whoo, yeah!

801

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46:40,097 -- 00:46:42,531

l reckon you'll make

a tasty treat

802

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46:44,334 -- 00:46:46,700

Now dance right up

to the podium of honor

803

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46:46,737 -- 00:46:48,364

Oh, yeah!

804

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46:48,405 -- 00:46:50,600

And let's bestow

the honor upon her

805

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46:50,641 -- 00:46:52,370

Yee-hoo!

806

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46:52,409 -- 00:46:54,400

-Golden china girl

-What?

807

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46:54,444 -- 00:46:55,502

Cute butt

808

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46:55,546 -- 00:46:56,843

Whoo-hoo!

809

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46:56,880 -- 00:46:58,973

Perky little breasts, yeah

810

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46:59,016 -- 00:47:00,108

Ooh, l want one

811

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47:02,152 -- 00:47:04,484

Time has come to do

what's right

812

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47:04,521 -- 00:47:06,386

-Right!

-Right!

813

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47:06,423 -- 00:47:08,584

'Ccause we've only begun

to renew the fight

814

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47:08,625 -- 00:47:10,183

Ooh, yeah!

815

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47:10,227 -- 00:47:12,889

To avenge the horror

that occurred in this place

816

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47:12,930 -- 00:47:13,988

Oh, yeah!

817

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47:14,031 -- 00:47:15,020

Oh, yeah!

818

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47:18,769 -- 00:47:21,135

-lt's your maker, now, b*tch...

-Huh?

819

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you'll have to face.

820

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47:34,651 -- 00:47:36,676

That Chinawoman...

821

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47:36,720 -- 00:47:39,086

had a lot of guts.

822

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47:57,007 -- 00:47:58,872

Need a hand?

823

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48:03,380 -- 00:48:04,506

Joey.

824

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48:07,718 -- 00:48:10,209

Now, where do you think

you're going?

825

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48:10,254 -- 00:48:11,812

Where'd you get that?

826

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48:11,855 -- 00:48:13,686

Your friend

gave it to me.

827

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But Ricky gave that to Kat

for good luck.

828

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Uh-huh. Be that as it may,

it's mine now.

829

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48:20,264 -- 00:48:23,233

Sorry.

That must be a mistake.

830

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48:23,267 -- 00:48:24,666

Give it back to me.

831

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48:24,701 -- 00:48:26,498

l'll give it to Kat.

832

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48:26,536 -- 00:48:28,197

We're getting ready to go.

833

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48:29,640 -- 00:48:31,437

Oh, you're not leaving.

834

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48:31,475 -- 00:48:33,272

No, Peaches.

835

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48:33,310 -- 00:48:34,868

We are.

836

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48:40,784 -- 00:48:43,048

Good luck.

837

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48:43,086 -- 00:48:44,917

Back up off me.

838

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48:44,955 -- 00:48:46,183

You got it.

839

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48:46,223 -- 00:48:48,157

You right on time.

840

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48:53,230 -- 00:48:55,130

Well, well...

841

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48:55,165 -- 00:48:58,601

l see the festivities

are in full swing.

842

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48:58,635 -- 00:49:02,036

Are we enjoying

ourselves yet, ladies?

843

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Your son f***ing loved it.

844

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49:05,142 -- 00:49:08,077

Uh-uh, the girl's

having so much fun...

845

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he can't stand it.

846

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He squealed like a pig.

847

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See our barb-a-cuties?

848

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49:21,525 -- 00:49:24,756

Skewering rod

raring to go.

849

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49:24,795 -- 00:49:27,025

Well, are we ready?

850

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49:27,064 -- 00:49:29,897

l said, are we ready?

851

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One, two, three.

852

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Ramming speed!

853

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49:45,282 -- 00:49:46,943

Looky-loo.

854

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lt's Ricky on a sticky.

855

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l love my meat

pink in the middle.

856

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Take him to

the slaughter house, boys.

857

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Good job, gals.

858

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They were actually licking pie

off each other's tits.

859

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l-it was so wrong, bro,

but so right.

860

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Southern style.

861

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Corndog, you have done it.

You are the man.

862

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The man?

863

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50:27,057 -- 00:50:29,719

After taking 20 years

to get your first piece of ass?

864

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50:29,760 -- 00:50:31,489

Whatever.

865

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50:31,528 -- 00:50:33,428

Think this is

all fun and games?

866

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Look around you.

867

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50:35,432 -- 00:50:37,366

This place is f***ed.

868

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50:37,401 -- 00:50:39,164

l mean, you don't get

something for nothing.

869

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When was the last time

you been somewhere...

870

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where there's

no electricity...

871

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50:43,940 -- 00:50:46,465

water... cable...

872

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50:47,511 -- 00:50:49,672

hot black b*tches?

873

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Malcolm's right.

874

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This place is f***ed.

875

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l just ran

into Miss Peaches.

876

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50:56,053 -- 00:50:58,146

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