2001 Maniacs Page #9

Synopsis: While traveling on vacation to Florida, the college friends Anderson Lee, Cory Jones and Nelson Elliot meet the gorgeous Joey and Kat in a gas station traveling with their gay friend Ricky to the same location. Anderson gives his phone number to Joey in Florida. The teenagers decide to take a shortcut and they find a detour through an old road leading to the Southern town of Pleasant Valley. They are welcomed by the local Mayor Buckman as guests of honor together with Joey, Kat, Ricky and the Afro-American biker Malcolm and his Chinese girlfriend Leah and invited to stay for their Guts and Glory Jubilee with free lodging, meals and booze at Granny Boone's hotel, and dancing, games and a mouth-watering barbecue in the climax of the jubilee. The group accepts the invitation but sooner they find who will supply the meat for the feast.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Tim Sullivan
Production: GreeneStreet Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.4
R
Year:
2005
87 min
295 Views


She was wearing

Kat's dog tag.

877

00:
50:58,188 -- 00:50:59,177

Said she gave it to her.

878

00:
51:01,691 -- 00:51:02,953

Kat would never

give this away.

879

00:
51:02,993 -- 00:51:05,621

And she wouldn't

stay gone this long...

880

00:
51:05,662 -- 00:51:07,186

without coming back

to check in.

881

00:
51:07,230 -- 00:51:11,030

lt's not like Nelson vanished

with all this free beer around.

882

00:
51:11,068 -- 00:51:12,763

Wait a minute. You went off

with Leah, right?

883

00:
51:13,970 -- 00:51:15,528

Well, where is she now?

884

00:
51:15,572 -- 00:51:17,540

Square dancing and

guest starring on ''Hee Haw.''

885

00:
51:17,574 -- 00:51:20,168

Look, bottom line--

this is all bullshit.

886

00:
51:20,210 -- 00:51:23,145

l'm tired of being

the guest of honor.

887

00:
51:23,180 -- 00:51:24,511

She's right.

888

00:
51:24,548 -- 00:51:26,516

l say we watch

each other's backs.

889

00:
51:26,550 -- 00:51:28,575

We're in this

together, right?

890

00:
51:28,618 -- 00:51:29,949

You got it, bro.

891

00:
51:29,986 -- 00:51:31,214

We tight

till we all hit the road.

892

00:
51:31,254 -- 00:51:32,278

Good.

893

00:
51:32,322 -- 00:51:33,983

l'll go check out

the ride situation.

894

00:
51:34,024 -- 00:51:35,218

Malcolm,

you go find Leah.

895

00:
51:35,258 -- 00:51:36,418

You two head back

to the hotels.

896

00:
51:36,460 -- 00:51:37,893

Get whatever stuff

they haven't ripped off.

897

00:
51:37,928 -- 00:51:40,829

Now everybody act like

this is all great here, OK?

898

00:
51:40,864 -- 00:51:42,593

We f***ing love it.

899

00:
51:42,632 -- 00:51:44,361

Nobody let on

that we're gonna bail.

900

00:
51:44,401 -- 00:51:45,868

-Uh-huh.

-Heard that.

901

00:
51:51,108 -- 00:51:54,737

Miss Peaches says

y'all might be inclining...

902

00:
51:54,778 -- 00:51:56,541

to leave town.

903

00:
51:57,881 -- 00:51:59,508

ls that so?

904

00:
52:00,617 -- 00:52:01,811

Uh-oh.

905

00:
52:01,852 -- 00:52:03,581

Y'all don't

want us thinking...

906

00:
52:03,620 -- 00:52:07,078

that you're insulting

our heritage, now, do you?

907

00:
52:07,124 -- 00:52:08,113

Of course not.

908

00:
52:08,158 -- 00:52:09,955

We're thrilled to be here.

909

00:
52:09,993 -- 00:52:10,960

Yeah. That's right.

910

00:
52:10,994 -- 00:52:13,827

So, you guys

just excuse us.

911

00:
52:15,599 -- 00:52:17,294

Sh*t.

912

00:
52:22,906 -- 00:52:23,998

Sweet blade, ain't it?

913

00:
52:26,576 -- 00:52:29,545

Mmm.

Pretty piece of steel.

914

00:
52:32,916 -- 00:52:34,679

Now...

915

00:
52:34,718 -- 00:52:39,121

l'm only gonna say it

one time.

916

00:
52:39,156 -- 00:52:45,095

This is the most important

day of the year...

917

00:
52:45,128 -- 00:52:47,858

for the good citizens

of Pleasant Valley.

918

00:
52:47,898 -- 00:52:53,632

So, y'all don't want

to disappoint my kinfolk.

919

00:
52:54,738 -- 00:52:56,672

Trust me on that.

920

00:
52:58,074 -- 00:53:01,202

Yeah, we don't take

too well to rejection.

921

00:
53:01,244 -- 00:53:07,513

We've been known to react

harshly to them that crosses us.

922

00:
53:10,086 -- 00:53:11,917

l guess you're right,

Mr. Mayor.

923

00:
53:11,955 -- 00:53:14,389

l guess we shouldn't

be so fast to...

924

00:
53:14,424 -- 00:53:17,154

leave your fine festival.

925

00:
53:17,194 -- 00:53:18,661

Well...

926

00:
53:18,695 -- 00:53:22,256

that's right polite,

Mr. Lee.

927

00:
53:22,299 -- 00:53:24,392

Right polite.

928

00:
53:24,434 -- 00:53:30,066

So, y'all best be,

uh, going, huh?

929

00:
53:30,106 -- 00:53:33,542

You don't want

to miss the barbecue.

930

00:
54:03,106 -- 00:54:05,006

What do you think

happened to Nelson?

931

00:
54:05,041 -- 00:54:06,440

Nothing happened

to Nelson.

932

00:
54:06,476 -- 00:54:09,570

There's a simple explanation

for all of this.

933

00:
54:09,613 -- 00:54:11,945

Don't worry, bro.

934

00:
54:37,274 -- 00:54:39,902

l always said the South

ain't changed a damn.

935

00:
54:39,943 -- 00:54:43,811

Leah'd get mad at me

for saying that.

936

00:
54:43,847 -- 00:54:47,283

You know,

Kat, Ricky, and me.

937

00:
54:47,317 -- 00:54:50,411

We've done some pretty

freaky things in the past...

938

00:
54:50,453 -- 00:54:51,977

but nothing beats this.

939

00:
54:53,490 -- 00:54:55,151

All for a free meal.

940

00:
54:55,191 -- 00:54:56,522

Ain't this a b*tch?

941

00:
54:59,729 -- 00:55:00,957

Pleasant Valley.

942

00:
55:00,997 -- 00:55:03,124

Hmm. More like

Death Valley.

943

00:
55:03,166 -- 00:55:04,565

OK, kids.

944

00:
55:04,601 -- 00:55:06,535

One hour. We'll regroup

at the hotel.

945

00:
55:07,637 -- 00:55:09,161

Well, all righty, then.

946

00:
55:09,205 -- 00:55:12,697

l'll be seeing y'all

at the barbecue tonight.

947

00:
55:13,943 -- 00:55:15,171

Don't be late.

948

00:
55:17,247 -- 00:55:18,339

Like he said, baby...

949

00:
55:18,381 -- 00:55:20,042

don't be late.

950

00:
55:33,930 -- 00:55:35,124

Later, bro.

951

00:
55:48,111 -- 00:55:49,408

Folks.

952

00:
55:50,547 -- 00:55:53,516

l'd like to propose a toast.

953

00:
55:54,651 -- 00:55:55,709

To us.

954

00:
55:57,153 -- 00:56:01,749

Survivors in

a spiritual sense...

955

00:
56:01,791 -- 00:56:05,955

of the worst atrocity

of our times.

956

00:
56:06,863 -- 00:56:09,331

A war between the states.

957

00:
56:17,774 -- 00:56:21,835

l know you fine people

of Pleasant Valley...

958

00:
56:21,878 -- 00:56:25,439

have suffered

more than seems possible.

959

00:
56:25,482 -- 00:56:29,441

But one day...one day

we will find rest...

960

00:
56:29,486 -- 00:56:31,852

we will find peace...

961

00:
56:31,888 -- 00:56:34,789

we will...

we will be avenged.

962

00:
56:36,926 -- 00:56:39,656

And l tell you now...

963

00:
56:39,696 -- 00:56:45,066

each and every one of

you sad, searching souls,

964

00:
56:45,101 -- 00:56:47,865

as God is my witness...

965

00:
56:47,904 -- 00:56:51,271

we will never...

never go hungry again.

966

00:
57:13,329 -- 00:57:15,024

Hey, precious.

967

00:
57:15,064 -- 00:57:16,691

What you doing there?

968

00:
57:19,035 -- 00:57:21,868

What the hell--Aw, sh*t.

969

00:
57:21,905 -- 00:57:23,839

They all nasty.

970

00:
57:35,618 -- 00:57:36,983

He's got our stuff.

971

00:
58:10,453 -- 00:58:12,148

Heads up.

972

00:
58:13,490 -- 00:58:15,151

Remind me to thank you later.

973

00:
58:16,860 -- 00:58:17,952

At the beach house?

974

00:
58:17,994 -- 00:58:19,859

On the beach.

975

00:
58:21,531 -- 00:58:23,624

So l left my cell phone

in my room.

976

00:
58:26,636 -- 00:58:28,866

Maybe they

haven't found it yet.

977

00:
58:30,039 -- 00:58:31,028

Go for it.

978

00:
58:31,074 -- 00:58:32,234

l'll stand guard.

979

00:
58:52,495 -- 00:58:53,985

Ricky.

980

00:
59:02,005 -- 00:59:03,632

Where you going, man?

981

00:
59:12,882 -- 00:59:15,180

Yo. Ricky.

982

00:
59:25,395 -- 00:59:27,329

Not this sh*t again.

983

00:
59:27,363 -- 00:59:30,355

There are lessons

in this world

984

00:
59:30,400 -- 00:59:32,459

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