2001 Maniacs Page #10

Some are easy

985

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59:32,502 -- 00:59:35,062

Some are hard

986

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59:35,104 -- 00:59:37,004

To swallow, that is

987

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59:37,040 -- 00:59:38,268

F*** this.

988

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59:38,308 -- 00:59:40,276

l don't even like

crackers in my soup.

989

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01:22,045 -- 01:01:24,013

Ah, the guest of honor.

990

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01:24,047 -- 01:01:26,709

We ain't expecting you till later.

991

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01:26,749 -- 01:01:27,909

Oh.

992

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01:29,385 -- 01:01:30,511

You wouldn't happen

to see where...

993

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01:30,553 -- 01:01:32,487

my friend went

through here, did you?

994

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01:32,522 -- 01:01:35,389

No, l ain't seen

nobody come through here.

995

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01:35,425 -- 01:01:36,790

You see anyone

come through here?

996

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01:36,826 -- 01:01:39,818

No, sir. Ain't seen nobody

come through here, sir.

997

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01:39,862 -- 01:01:42,228

Nobody except us mice.

998

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01:42,265 -- 01:01:45,962

lt ain't polite to go sneaking

'round a kitchen before dinner.

999

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01:46,002 -- 01:01:48,664

Even if you is

the guest of honor.

1000

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01:48,705 -- 01:01:50,263

l'm sorry.

1001

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01:50,306 -- 01:01:53,639

l was just going to get

my best suit in my car.

1002

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01:53,676 -- 01:01:57,612

l would hate to show up

at the festival underdressed.

1003

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01:57,647 -- 01:01:59,308

You wouldn't know where

the cars are parked, would you?

1004

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01:59,348 -- 01:02:01,145

Oh, oh.

They parked them things...

1005

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02:01,184 -- 01:02:02,879

out by the barn.

Ain't that right?

1006

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02:02,919 -- 01:02:03,943

Oh, yes, sir.

1007

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02:03,986 -- 01:02:06,386

Your car, sir,

is parked right down yonder...

1008

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02:06,422 -- 01:02:08,185

by that there barn.

1009

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02:10,159 -- 01:02:12,093

Well, thank you kindly,

gentlemen.

1010

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02:12,128 -- 01:02:15,222

l'll be seeing y'all

at the barbecue.

1011

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02:15,264 -- 01:02:17,425

Oh, we'll be seeing you,

all right.

1012

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02:22,238 -- 01:02:23,466

There once was a lassie

1013

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02:24,173 -- 01:02:26,164

Slant-eyed, kind of sassy

1014

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02:26,209 -- 01:02:27,938

Airs and conceit

1015

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02:27,977 -- 01:02:29,035

Till Granny she did meet

1016

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02:29,078 -- 01:02:30,272

Shut up!

1017

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02:33,049 -- 01:02:35,176

Now, listen--

1018

01:
02:35,218 -- 01:02:36,708

Tired of this sh*t.

1019

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02:38,488 -- 01:02:43,255

Either one of you

inbred country fucks...

1020

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02:43,292 -- 01:02:45,886

knows where

my woman is...

1021

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02:45,928 -- 01:02:47,361

better tell me now.

1022

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02:47,396 -- 01:02:48,988

The boy wants his b*tch

1023

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02:49,031 -- 01:02:51,329

Yeah, the boy wants his b*tch

1024

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02:51,367 -- 01:02:53,096

Sad, sad thing

1025

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02:53,136 -- 01:02:57,232

A boy without his b*tch

1026

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03:02,044 -- 01:03:03,807

Well, it's about time, Leah.

1027

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03:04,781 -- 01:03:07,181

Talk about a sight

for sore eyes.

1028

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03:07,216 -- 01:03:08,706

Hey, babe,

where you going?

1029

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03:08,751 -- 01:03:10,616

l don't get it. Hold on!

1030

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03:10,653 -- 01:03:12,143

Hey, Leah!

1031

01:
03:12,188 -- 01:03:13,951

Baby! Hold up!

1032

01:
03:40,583 -- 01:03:44,019

Oh, my God. No.

1033

01:
03:50,393 -- 01:03:51,485

Look what--

1034

01:
03:51,527 -- 01:03:52,619

Come on!

1035

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04:19,288 -- 01:04:20,585

Cory.

1036

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04:26,896 -- 01:04:29,057

Mmm. You looking for this?

1037

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04:38,441 -- 01:04:39,738

Well, here you go.

1038

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05:00,062 -- 01:05:02,257

OK, you win.

1039

01:
05:04,400 -- 01:05:05,628

Time to go home. Come on.

1040

01:
05:06,702 -- 01:05:09,330

What the f***?

1041

01:
05:09,372 -- 01:05:11,465

What kind of people are you?

1042

01:
05:11,507 -- 01:05:13,998

Now, now, now, wait

a cotton-picking minute here.

1043

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05:16,112 -- 01:05:18,672

We thought you--

y'all liked games.

1044

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05:18,714 -- 01:05:20,511

Games?

1045

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05:20,549 -- 01:05:22,813

What kind of motherfucking

game is this?

1046

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05:23,853 -- 01:05:25,878

You Northerners

may be used...

1047

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05:25,922 -- 01:05:28,254

to uptight ladies

like Miss Joey.

1048

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05:28,291 -- 01:05:32,694

one country f***, and all those

city girls will seem like...

1049

01:
05:32,728 -- 01:05:35,219

nothing more than

a hole in your mattress.

1050

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05:38,334 -- 01:05:39,528

What are you doing, huh?

1051

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05:39,568 -- 01:05:41,365

Putting in

your retainer, baby?

1052

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05:41,404 -- 01:05:43,872

You could call it that.

1053

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05:48,077 -- 01:05:49,908

Help!

1054

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06:34,256 -- 01:06:36,019

What the f***?

1055

01:
06:36,058 -- 01:06:39,186

Well.

1056

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06:39,228 -- 01:06:41,696

Let's see, now. We...

1057

01:
06:41,731 -- 01:06:44,256

we done took him in...

1058

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06:44,300 -- 01:06:46,928

clothed you, fed you...

1059

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06:46,969 -- 01:06:50,405

give you a place to call home...

1060

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06:50,439 -- 01:06:54,239

and what'd you do

to repay our gratitude, hmm?

1061

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06:54,276 -- 01:06:55,402

You done run away.

1062

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06:55,444 -- 01:06:59,210

Motherfuckers!

1063

01:
06:59,248 -- 01:07:04,117

Need to wake up and

smell the 21st Century!

1064

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07:07,189 -- 01:07:09,657

Seems we have

to impress upon him...

1065

01:
07:09,692 -- 01:07:11,523

some good manners!

1066

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07:24,473 -- 01:07:26,873

Got any last requests, boy?

1067

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07:28,044 -- 01:07:30,808

Kiss my black ass.

1068

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08:01,777 -- 01:08:04,940

Next year,

no more last requests.

1069

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08:12,855 -- 01:08:15,915

Well, ding-dang-do.

1070

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08:15,958 -- 01:08:19,189

l believe you're trying to steal

that colored boy's bike.

1071

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08:19,228 -- 01:08:20,354

Oh, l wasn't stealing, buddy.

1072

01:
08:20,396 -- 01:08:22,261

l was just borrowing it.

1073

01:
08:22,298 -- 01:08:24,858

What are you doing

with the keys to that bad boy?

1074

01:
08:24,900 -- 01:08:28,461

Well, l reckon to take

a little ride myself.

1075

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08:29,572 -- 01:08:31,005

Granny done said l can't...

1076

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08:31,040 -- 01:08:33,975

on account l gotta guard

the barn all day.

1077

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08:34,009 -- 01:08:36,034

Dumb old ugly b*tch.

1078

01:
08:36,078 -- 01:08:39,138

So, uh, what do you say,

you and l--

1079

01:
08:39,181 -- 01:08:40,580

We go for a ride.

1080

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08:40,616 -- 01:08:43,107

We'll find my buddies.

We'll play Kill the Kitty.

1081

01:
08:43,152 -- 01:08:44,278

You mean it?

1082

01:
08:44,320 -- 01:08:47,380

Sure, just toss me the keys

and we'll be on our way.

1083

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08:49,391 -- 01:08:52,519

Shoot.

lf l go for a ride with you...

1084

01:
08:52,561 -- 01:08:54,461

how in the heck am l

supposed to guard the barn?

1085

01:
08:54,497 -- 01:08:56,897

Well, l won't tell Granny

if you won't.

1086

01:
08:56,932 -- 01:08:58,092

What do you say?

1087

01:
09:00,402 -- 01:09:02,427

l say shoot, doggie.

1088

01:
09:02,471 -- 01:09:03,938

Huh?

1089

01:
09:03,973 -- 01:09:05,873

Ring the dinner bell.

1090

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09:05,908 -- 01:09:07,603

lt's killing time.

1091

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09:07,643 -- 01:09:11,704

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