2001 Maniacs Page #11

You really don't think

l'm that much of a moron, do you?

1092

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09:26,795 -- 01:09:29,161

Well, well.

1093

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09:29,198 -- 01:09:32,361

Just in time

for our grand finale.

1094

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09:33,869 -- 01:09:37,771

Year after year after year...

1095

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09:37,806 -- 01:09:40,775

it all comes down to this.

1096

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09:40,809 -- 01:09:42,436

Don't it, Granny?

1097

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09:45,314 -- 01:09:47,145

That it does, Bucky.

1098

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09:49,585 -- 01:09:52,247

Too bad his little friends

couldn't make it.

1099

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09:56,091 -- 01:09:58,252

Well, that's a matter of opinion.

1100

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09:59,562 -- 01:10:02,998

Ain't it just like

you Northern folk...

1101

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10:03,032 -- 01:10:07,492

thinking you can waltz

in here and bring us low.

1102

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10:07,536 -- 01:10:12,997

There ain't gonna be no escaping

what y'all got coming to you.

1103

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10:13,042 -- 01:10:14,339

So...

1104

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10:15,411 -- 01:10:18,903

who is going

to speak our gratitude?

1105

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Our grace for

what sustains us? Hmm?

1106

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My sweet Hucklebilly...

1107

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10:27,990 -- 01:10:29,548

will you do the honor?

1108

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10:32,595 -- 01:10:34,563

To our guests from the North...

1109

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10:34,597 -- 01:10:36,997

spread here at our feet...

1110

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10:37,032 -- 01:10:39,933

thanks for being such tasty meat!

1111

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10:43,539 -- 01:10:46,633

The South's going to rise again

1112

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10:50,546 -- 01:10:54,073

The South's going to rise again

1113

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10:59,121 -- 01:11:02,249

Now, you two

gonna be impressed...

1114

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when you see the barbecue

Granny's done cooked up for you.

1115

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11:15,738 -- 01:11:17,899

Missy,

bet you can't eat just one.

1116

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11:23,379 -- 01:11:27,042

Now, y'all like

dark meat, hmm?

1117

01:
11:32,955 -- 01:11:35,719

Now, you might

be surprised...

1118

01:
11:35,758 -- 01:11:39,717

but l have always been

partial to Chinese.

1119

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11:44,500 -- 01:11:46,934

Only problem is...

1120

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11:46,969 -- 01:11:50,598

hour later, l'm still hungry!

1121

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11:57,646 -- 01:11:59,307

The South will rise

1122

01:
11:59,348 -- 01:12:01,282

The South will rise

1123

01:
12:01,317 -- 01:12:03,751

The South is gonna

rise again

1124

01:
12:05,120 -- 01:12:06,553

The South will rise

1125

01:
12:06,588 -- 01:12:08,215

The South will rise

1126

01:
12:08,257 -- 01:12:10,657

The South is gonna

rise again

1127

01:
12:12,161 -- 01:12:15,426

The South will rise!

The South will rise!

1128

01:
12:19,668 -- 01:12:22,330

The South will rise!

The South will rise!

1129

01:
12:22,371 -- 01:12:25,238

The South is gonna rise again!

1130

01:
12:25,274 -- 01:12:28,732

The South will rise!

The South will rise!

1131

01:
12:28,777 -- 01:12:30,677

The South is gonna rise again!

1132

01:
12:35,451 -- 01:12:37,078

We was gonna

go easy on you, boy!

1133

01:
12:37,119 -- 01:12:40,088

Being you was a fellow reb--

once, at least.

1134

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12:40,122 -- 01:12:42,920

But then little missy

done went and turned you.

1135

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12:47,463 -- 01:12:50,591

Now, being that

l'm a Southern gentleman...

1136

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12:50,632 -- 01:12:53,499

l'm gonna offer you

a second chance.

1137

01:
12:54,903 -- 01:12:58,236

All you got to do

is gut the whore!

1138

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13:05,013 -- 01:13:08,449

Well, what's it gonna be, boy?

1139

01:
13:09,852 -- 01:13:11,843

What's it gonna be, son?

1140

01:
13:16,992 -- 01:13:18,789

No time like the present.

1141

01:
13:28,904 -- 01:13:30,064

Here you go.

1142

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13:31,774 -- 01:13:33,765

lt's just like guttin'

a possum, honey.

1143

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13:53,195 -- 01:13:55,026

Welcome back, son.

1144

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13:56,131 -- 01:13:57,564

To the glory--

1145

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13:59,101 -- 01:14:00,864

And the honor.

1146

01:
14:00,903 -- 01:14:03,497

Kill her. Kill her...

1147

01:
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l'll take

your glory and honor.

1148

01:
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And l'll shove it

right up your ass.

1149

01:
14:17,753 -- 01:14:18,913

You OK?

1150

01:
14:19,922 -- 01:14:21,981

F*** those maniacs!

1151

01:
14:22,024 -- 01:14:23,389

Guess that means yes.

1152

01:
14:24,593 -- 01:14:27,187

Go get that Yankee traitor!

1153

01:
14:39,575 -- 01:14:41,236

Where the f***

did she come from?

1154

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14:41,276 -- 01:14:43,437

You'll never kill me again.

1155

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14:43,479 -- 01:14:44,639

They're everywhere!

1156

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14:44,680 -- 01:14:47,012

l thought we'd found a way

to put yourself up to death.

1157

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14:51,854 -- 01:14:53,116

Think nothing right?

1158

01:
14:54,590 -- 01:14:57,252

Vengeance is mine,

sayeth the Lord.

1159

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14:57,292 -- 01:14:59,920

Down into the fiery pits

of hell with you.

1160

01:
14:59,962 -- 01:15:02,795

lt burns. Burn, thy sins

and the sins of thy father.

1161

01:
15:02,831 -- 01:15:07,063

No, they did this!

Bring back my baby!

1162

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15:15,444 -- 01:15:18,242

Y'all stand back.

1163

01:
15:19,848 -- 01:15:21,679

They're mine now.

1164

01:
15:28,390 -- 01:15:31,587

Yee-haw!

1165

01:
15:36,298 -- 01:15:38,630

Let me go!

1166

01:
15:38,667 -- 01:15:41,761

This ain't my first barbecue, son!

1167

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15:46,708 -- 01:15:50,371

And it surely won't be my last.

1168

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15:53,982 -- 01:15:56,576

Duel of honor.

1169

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15:56,618 -- 01:15:58,779

Man to man.

1170

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Yee-haw!

1171

01:
16:58,747 -- 01:17:00,339

Anderson!

1172

01:
17:29,244 -- 01:17:31,644

Please, son!

1173

01:
17:31,680 -- 01:17:33,375

l--l beg of you!

1174

01:
17:33,415 -- 01:17:34,973

N-not my good eye!

1175

01:
17:35,017 -- 01:17:36,882

l'll do it. l swear l'll do it.

1176

01:
17:36,918 -- 01:17:38,408

You'll be whistling ''Dixie''

out of your eye socket...

1177

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17:38,453 -- 01:17:39,647

unless you let us go.

1178

01:
17:41,456 -- 01:17:43,981

Oh, we'll let you go!

1179

01:
17:44,026 -- 01:17:45,994

l swear it!

1180

01:
17:46,028 -- 01:17:48,053

W-word of honor!

1181

01:
17:48,096 -- 01:17:49,586

Word of honor?

1182

01:
17:49,631 -- 01:17:51,963

Southerner to Southerner.

1183

01:
17:53,168 -- 01:17:54,726

Gentleman to gentleman.

1184

01:
17:56,271 -- 01:17:59,297

Word of honor.

1185

01:
17:59,341 -- 01:18:01,832

Let 'em go. Both of 'em.

1186

01:
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Set 'em free.

1187

01:
18:19,461 -- 01:18:22,897

Come on, boy. Take a ride.

1188

01:
18:22,931 -- 01:18:25,491

Only one way out, Mr. Lee.

1189

01:
18:27,202 -- 01:18:28,829

Right this way!

1190

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Are you with me?

1191

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All the way.

1192

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Charge!

1193

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An eye for an eye.

1194

01:
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Hey, hey, hey!

1195

01:
19:38,206 -- 01:19:40,174

What's your problem, boy,

charging in like that?

1196

01:
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Look, you gotta help us.

1197

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l know it's crazy, OK...

1198

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