2001 Maniacs Page #12

but the people

at Pleasant Valley--

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they put this detour sign

in the road...

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they killed our friends.

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They barbecued them

and f***ing ate our friends.

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What in God's name

are you talking about?

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And then they--

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and then they started

killing us, one by one.

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Pleasant Valley, you say?

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Yeah. Yeah, you know

Pleasant Valley, right?

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Yeah, l know it, all right.

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Everything OK?

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l think you and me

need to take a little ride.

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Ought to lock you both up

for wasting my precious time.

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This here's your Pleasant Valley.

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Ain't nothing but a graveyard

been here for the last 150 years.

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No. There was a town here.

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Full of people.

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-We saw them.

-lf l had a dollar...

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for every drunken college kid come

hollering about flesh-eating ghouls...

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l could have retired years--

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No, you're full of sh*t!

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-Hey! Hey!

-All right, all right,

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Stop, stop, stop.

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We're sorry.

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lt was-- it was a joke.

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Right?

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l guess the poor souls

of these fine people...

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who died at the hands

of you Northern heathens...

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ain't so partial to your joke.

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lt's called respect, son.

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''To 2,001 innocent Confederate

citizens of Pleasant Valley...

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''laid to waste on this very spot

by renegade Yanks...

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''in the War

Between the States.

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''An eye for an eye,

a tooth for a tooth.

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''Never will they rest until,

one for one, they are avenged.''

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lt's dated April 22.

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That's today.

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But they're all dead.

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F*** you, Pleasant Valley.

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Eye for an eye, Mr. Lee.

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Eye for an eye.

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Damn Yankees.

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