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Are they good?

Get a comedy, Seba.

Yeah, but I don't feel

like laughing today.

I'd like a porn one.

Get one with the Trinity guy.

This one, "Double Trouble".

Everybody takes it.

You'll enjoy it.

Yeah, but I don't know...

Trinity, the one

with the fat partner.

Yeah, but I don't really

feel like laughing.

I'd like...

But this isn't

about laughing.

- No?

- No, no,

it's an adventure movie.

How about something

kind of porn?

- There's no "kind of porn"

- No?

Do you want it with

f***ing or no f***ing?

I don't know...

with f***ing.

Look here.

There's good stuff here.

First class.

Yeah, cool.

Here's a Swedish one.

This one is good.

The Swedish are good, right?

This one is French.

It just got in. Good stuff.

The French are

good too, right?

What do I know?

But I won't understand

anything they say.

What's there to understand?

I don't know...

There's nothing to "understand."

There's nothing to "understand."

- Really?

- Just get it and watch it.

Which one do you want?

Which one,

the Swedish or the French?

Uh... the Trinity one.

The one with

the Trinity guy?

- It's out.

- It's out?

It's out.

No, no. Don't

touch the catalog.

Don't touch the catalog.

Okay, then, give me

the Swedish one.

Javi... have you thought

about tomorrow?

Then you thought about Maria.

Another Sunday without Maria...

...a guarantee of suffering

and depression...

Keep playing games with Maria,

and have a great Sunday, loser.

Beatrice...

Hello.

No, I already have cable TV.

Guess who.

Guess who.

I don't know.

- Guess who.

- Get out of here.

It's me, stupid, Rulo.

The Rulo, dude.

What's up?

Aren't you Marmota?

No, I'm his brother.

Marmota Jr.?

Marmota Jr.!

How are you doing?

I haven't seen

Marmota in five years.

I have been

"doing time".

Sure...

In prison, idiot!

Marmota Jr.!

You've grown up.

Where's Marmota?

In the United States, studying.

Big time crook

your brother!

Marmota Jr.!

- Here

- You're wrong.

What's up?

Marmota Jr.!

- Okay, see you.

- Where are you going?

Home.

- I give you a ride. Come.

- No, no.

Marmota Jr., c'mon.

No, it's just two

streets away.

You are Rulo's friend.

Rulo drives you home.

C'mon, Marmota Jr. Hold this,

Marmota.

Marmota Jr.,

what a crook.

You go straight here...

Hey, Marmota Jr.

You know what

we're doing now?

We're going to get

some stuff for tonight.

- But I was going home.

- Marmota Jr.!

I told you, I already

have cable T.V.

Bo, dumb ass,

how did you break it?

I told you, I tripped

with the cord.

Respect, my ass!

And if Beatrice'd call you?

I'll call her. She's not home

until 9:
00 pm anyway.

What do you care?

Wasn't I too

young for her?

I'm not toasting.

Don't cheers. Drop here.

Where's Seba?

Smoke, Fede, smoke!

Marmota smokes pot and has a porn

video on him. What a kinky boy!

Look at that!

Oh man.

Get it? I touch here, I get the Italian

channel and I study watching TV.

Your cable TV "system" sucks.

You don't see sh*t.

Uh? It's cable TV

and I get it for free.

It sucks.

Wow, hamster boy here,

who is about to say

good-bye to his sex life...

says cable TV sucks.

Let me tell you, cable TV

is better than any girlfriend.

Than anything else.

Guaranteed entertainment 24/7,

Hamster.

- Right there. What did you touch?

- Uh?

- What did you touch?

- Nothing.

Now it's gone.

Stand right there.

You'll be the antenna, I'll tell

you what's on the screen.

There's Moe, eh?

- There's Moe.

- Yes, yes.

There's Moe.

Moe is the leader.

Moe hits Curly in the head...

with a hammer.

Curly turns around and hits Larry

in the stomach with a frying pan.

Larry is in pain.

Now Larry tries

to get back at Moe...

Yo, antenna man, stand still.

Sh*t.

What can we do?

Shouldn't you be working?

Yup.

So?

So what?

Give me a break.

Who are you, Mr. Roger?

Grandma,

your hand...

Grandma.

They'll fire your ass.

Uh?

Hector is going

to fire you.

You just mind your exam.

I have everything

under control.

Of course, at ''Your Majesty''.

''Your Majesty'' pasta factory...

Dear housewife:
Do you know where

you are getting this Sunday's pasta?

Of course, at ''Your Majesty''.

''Your Majesty'' pasta factory,

a guarantee of flavor...

- Door bell.

- You go.

I can't.

I'm surfing channels.

C'mon, get the door.

Hey, it's your house.

I cleaned your carpet

the other day, kid.

You drop the ashtray,

you clean the carpet.

Yeah, but it was your house.

Two out of three.

You lose.

C'mon, two out of three.

Go.

Three out of five.

C'mon.

You're sick.

C'mon, you chicken,

three out of five.

That's the way it is...

even in the U.S.A.

In tennis it's three

out of five too.

Three out of five.

You're so lame.

Oops, where do you

think you're going?

Who was it?

Who was it?

No one, I told you.

Some a**hole playing

ring and run.

Last stop Marmota!

C'mon.

Get something to eat.

Ciao, Marmota.

Change that.

Change that.

This is great.

Change that, schmuck.

Look! Leave that on.

Go back.

Right there.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

- Who's that?

- The guy from ChiPs!

What was his

character's name?

He's doing a "Lose

Fat Fast" commercial.

It was something

with a "P".

It wasn't Pictorino.

Hey "ChiPs",

don't do that to me.

What was his name?

No, no. Now you

go and think.

Hey, a**hole, can't you go

around the other way?

It's four steps

shorter this way.

Hey Seba,

what was the name of the

dark-skinned guy from "ChiPs"?

Arnold.

No, stupid.

The guy from ChiPs.

Remember ChiPs?

I remember Arnold.

- Should we light this?

- Cool.

- Is Seba still in the can?

- Yup.

What did he take?

He's zoned out.

More so than my grandma.

And you've seen my grandma.

Yeah. She's kind

of embalmed.

Hey, all neat?

- How did you get in?

- The door was open.

You won't guess what

just happened to me.

You found uncle

Alfonso's karma.

No, silly, this was

totally weird.

You were raped by

your own karma.

I won't tell you if

you're not interested.

- No, we're not.

- Now that's nice!

I came here earlier but

you guys weren't in...

so I said, "I'll go up to the

rooftop and smoke some grass

until Leche comes"...

Guess who was

in the elevator?

Your neighbor,

the slow one.

Gerardito is not slow,

he's different.

Are you friends with Leche?

Like brothers.

Me too.

The kid was weird.

He was like looking for a dog...

and then he goes,

"What's in there?"

What's in there?

Nothing, just the rooftop.

I've never been to the rooftop.

And guess who

was in the rooftop?

- Gerardito's karma.

+No, stupid. The dog.

Ulyses!

Uh? What was Ulysses

doing in the rooftop?

Something to do with Gerardito's

cousin and a song about a bird.

Uh?

I don't know, but the

kid was so excited.

And I mean so,

so excited.

I had to give him

some pot...

to get him out of it.

Smoke.

Here, smoke kid.

You gave Gerardito pot?

Hey, he really liked it...

He got really stoned.

He smoked like this...

How can you give Gerardito pot,

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