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you sick f***?

Hey, he was really happy!

He freed himself. He let all...

his energy out, you know.

He was totally happy.

He was so high he was flying.

Jumping and screaming like crazy.

It really hit him.

But then he... like,

stalled.

He got stuck.

Stuck?

Yeah, I don't know, like,

weird, you know. Stuck.

What do you mean

"stuck", man?

What happened?

He was shaking,

his eyes were rolling.

I don't know.

That's a seizure, you a**hole.

Gerardito is epileptic.

Exactly.

His mom said

something like that.

What? You took

him to his mom?

What was I supposed to do,

throw him off the roof?

He's a human being, man.

Let his mother

take care of him.

But don't say anything

about the grass...

or she'll kill me.

They should lock you up.

You're a son of a b*tch.

That's a very bad vibe, dude.

I'm out of here.

See you later Leche.

Good bye.

How could he give

Gerardito grass?

Seba, your legs.

Was I in the can

for two hours?

Hey, dumb, what

did you smoke?

I don't know,

it looked like pot,

but it hit you ten

times stronger.

They called it

fireworks.

Wouldn't it be

fireworks?

And how did the

"fireworks" hit you?

How did it hit me?

I don't know,

it makes you see stuff.

Yes, stay there.

Go back, go back.

Oops, it's 9:
00 pm.

I have to call Beatriy.

Wait up, I'll go with

you and get the car.

Why don't you call

her from here.

The phone is broken.

Really, how come?

How come?

You don't know?

You were so high you

hit me with the telephone.

And tried to strangle his

grandma with the TV cord.

Get out of here.

Wait, you stay and

watch over my grandma.

She can't be

left by herself.

No, please man. She

scares me, really.

If she makes weird

noises unplug her.

And there's tits on channel 15.

You've never seen any.

Man, Leche, if she dies I

have nothing to do with it.

Yo, this is a commercial.

Your problem.

- Hi, Barragan.

- Hi, Leche.

- Are you going to be long?

- Very.

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+Hello.

- Beatriy?

+Leche! ''come vai? ''

- "Bene, bene."

- You say, "bene" right?

+Yes, "bene".

I tried to call you.

Is your phone out of service?

Yes, my grandma

tripped on the cord...

Poor thing.

Know What?

I got cable TV.

Good.

Look, Im sorry about

canceling the class...

...I had to help Lalo

move to his new place.

Ive been kind of busy.

I thought you and Lalo

had broken up.

Yeah, kind of. I don't know.

Yes and no.

You know, I think you should

take some time to think.

Yeah, maybe... I don't know...

...Anyhow,

how are you coming...

with the exam prep?

- Well, "cosi, cosi."

+''Cosi, cosi. ''

Remember I can't give

you any more lessons.

Did my mom give you the list

of things to go over?

Yeah.

She's very cool, your mom.

Yeah, she is.

And she loves you.

She wants to hook

me up with you.

+Can you imagine?

- Can you imagine? Yeah.

Alright, Leche.

I have to get going.

- Are you going out?

+Yeah...

I think Ill go to "Magenta"

with friends.

+You are going to study, right?

- Yeah, sure, yeah.

- You know, I got cable TV.

+Yes.

- And there's an Italian channel.

+Yes.

- Channel 41.

+Yes, I know.

- They speak Italian all the time.

+Sure.

So I thought, instead

of having a class, uh...

maybe you would

want to come over...

and we could

watch Italian TV...

And you?

Yeah, Leche, you know,

if you have any questions,

you can write them down and then

you can call me and ask me...

Oops, the door bell. Gotta go.

That must be Lalo.

Bye, sweetie.

Kisses, ciao.

- Where is the car?

- Out there.

- Did you call her?

- Yup.

And?

You know...

I was better playing

Space Invaders.

Space Invaders?

I had it on my Atari.

What? Did you

have an Atari?

Javi, did they give

you an Atari?

An Atari? No.

An Atari? No.

Eight ball.

F***.

What are you doing, pervert?

Are you stupid?

It's okay, man.

She's asleep.

Okay my ass, stupid.

Grandma, come this way.

She's asleep, Leche.

She doesn't understand.

You don't understand,

a**hole.

Seba...

You really beat your Uncle

Alfonso with this one.

Shut up, idiot.

So now you're into...

touching your privates

next to a grandma.

F*** off.

You always liked her, huh?

Feet off the table, kids.

Let's go. It's late.

Seba, let's go to "Magenta".

Is Magenta any good?

You have

nothing to loose.

Magenta?

Hey, hold it, dude. That's

not nice. I'm totally happy.

Hold it!

"All you need is love..."

Fascists!

Not in this life.

- C'mon, Beatriy is going.

- So?

And she's bringing

two girlfriends.

Really?

Are they hot?

Hot enough for the

likes of you guys.

Leche, have you

ever thought...

that while you were watching

Underdog Beatrice already...

- Who was it?

- Jean Michael Hamster.

- Where are you going, man?

- Bathroom.

- "Beatrice."

- "Hamster."

And what's with you?

Beatrice...

lo sono... tu sei...

lui "se"...

Beatrice...

Lui "e".

- Grayie.

- Prego.

- Five days?

- Five.

- What was he applauding?

- I don't know.

Good.

Hey kids,

I'm out of here.

What are you?

Now this is grand!

Fede! How are you doing?

What is he doing here?

Remember him? He was

at your place today.

He's Rulo's friend.

You remember?

How are you kids doing?

I'm Chopo. You know, like "Pocho"

spelled backwards, right?

This is Menchaca.

These are the kids.

All neat?

Yeah...

All neat.

What happened to

your head, champ?

- Nothing, I fell.

- Oh, you fell.

You know, I was

admiring your jacket.

- Very nice.

- Take it off.

- Show him the jacket.

- Yeah, give it to me.

Give it to me.

- You want to try it on?

- Yes, I do.

You know how

I long for this jacket...

I want to show Menchaca

how it looks on me.

Menchaca, am I

a duke or what?

Cut it out, let's go

get the stuff, c'mon.

You're right.

Don't get mad.

Menchaca was telling me

to go get some "stuff".

You get my drill?

Very good stuff.

Would you want to invest,

say, 200 pesos?

No, I had enough

for today.

You had enough?

This guy, he's the king

of International porn...

and he's backing up

for only 200 pesos.

Sorry, but...

Excuse me,

I'm not talking to you.

I'm talking to Fede...

"Seba", I'm Seba.

- 200 pesos is a lot.

- 200 is nothing.

what I can get you.

Yeah, but no, thanks.

You don't understand

what I'm talking about.

You give me 200 pesos and I'll

get you something incredible,

right, Menchaca?

Look at Menchaca.

He's so happy...

Should we give them?

Beautiful.

You stick with me

and we deliver.

We're friends,

you and me.

You're friends with Rulo,

you're friends with Menchaca.

We won't f*** you over.

Stick with us, we're going

to get you some stuff.

This stuff is,

let me tell you,

is very good stuff.

It's a good stuff.

I'm not talking

bullshit here,

right, Menchaca?

Gotta go now.

I'll see you in...

uh... two minutes.

- Hey, the... the jacket.

- Don't touch me.

- What?

- Don't touch me.

You don't have to touch.

- What do you want?

- The jacket, you know...

Let me explain something here...

Let's say... Menchaca,

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