2 Days in Paris Page #2

I need a strong man,

this me the suitcase carries.

I think that you are strong and independent?

- Yes, I also am!

I am a strong one and...

- Well well, I already do.

That therefore is your big investment?

An apartment directly over your parents?

Is practical, however. - Yes, particularly,

if one is alone gladly once.

No sarcasm in Paris!

- Okay, I am quiet two days.

Gefllt's you? Or not?

What is?

Gefllt's you not? - However,

it is real... It is whole...

What? - It is urig.

- It is not century-middle. - However,

but 15. Century.

It probably is pariserisch very much.

- Is that a compliment?

Clear.

It is somehow swampy here.

- Swampy?

Yes, like the water at the Lido.

- No, I... - What smells here so?

Ah, God!

- What is? - Treasure! Treasure!

Treasure, what this is to the devil?

- That is leaky.

Old houses always are leaky here.

There are not any plumbers in France!

Is that of black mold?

- What is this?

The deadliest fungus, if one

him/it inhales. - Then doesn't inhale.

That is not funny. Honestly not.

- Therefore good.

He/it already was there,

as I was here in January.

He/it is harmless. He/it is not

black but green. See.

He/it is like blue-mold-cheese.

Probably even good for you.

Okay, all out here, all out.

The bathroom is forbidden!

Is good. - A biological risk.

- Okay, we sh*t into the room-corner.

We sh*t outdoors.

- Yes, perfect!

Seriously, a Petrischale is this here

for Allergene. - We have allergies,

because we are too clean.

Hundred years ago, we were covered with

Parasites and didn't have any allergies.

Oh, really?

- Yes!

That is the reason,

why the French don't swim? - Yes.

You have my contact-lentils

really found not? - No.

In your bag? - No.

I am not fine. - Which is...

for my father?

- I am not fine!

I don't know,

whether it is migraine or 'ne flu.

Can I use the thermometer?

I don't take this into the mouth.

I don't take this into the mouth!

Ah, man! What is free with you?

- Why?

That is a French thermometer.

- Are you in 5?

Do you still put it into the rear end?

- Only so, one measures right.

How do you can merely?

- I used it no more months.

I first take a shower, yes?

- Well, but earns antibiotics previously!

I try to send the design,

but with the mail, it goes quite faster.

One forgets how slowly modems are.

In two days

if the civilization has us again.

What is?

- This blanket is totally silly.

She/it is beautiful!

- When did you buy them/her/it?

- '86. I don't know.

Move not!

- What? - Remain so!

Is 'ne spider there?

- I know:
Nan Goldin!

Like a photo of Nan Goldin. Remain so!

- No photos, please! No!

Perfect tense.

Lay down!

Take part!

Do so as if you are on drugs.

Which?

- Heroin of course.

Perfect tense.

Look once.

That is beautiful. A beautiful photo.

You really have talent as a photographer.

You can me once!

If you know, why to each other people itself

feel pulled? - Ah, God!

I want to kiss you, and you hold me

'nen lecture! - I my this serious.

Okay, why? - People with

different lmmunsystemen

feel to each other pulled,

so that the descendant, the baby,

through the combination

a stronger lmmunsystem gets.

Stop to snore! That is important.

- Yes, this also says I.

It is interesting! - As if one with him/it

Television would go out! Do you not notice this?

No! Do you not like this?

- This forms immensely.

Really sexy.

That is absolute nonsense.

My parents were verknallt totally, as

she/it me testified, and my lmmunsystem?

Completely in the bucket.

- I know. But maybe

if it was sooner

an intellectual attraction,

and therefore they have themselves

after your birth separated.

You are so sweet. And you think,

because your parents since 38 years

or what I know, is together,

are you superior genetic for me? - Why

do you do a match from all?

Look at me. I am hardly viable.

- I do a match from all?

See once, I am a photographer,

and you take photos of all.

Recently in Venice, as photos I

it has done from you under the bridge,

you took photos of me, as I

Photos of you did. - What does this shall?

Is a Schei-auf-Jack-Tag today?

I want to kiss you, and then, I hear,

that I am genetically inferior.

A Nachffer without own identity?

This never has said I.

- I know exactly, which you thought.

You would have to have flattered, however,

that I have on interest...

I love this dispute.

Do we continue a little?

I find fun in it. Really.

It is splendid.

What?

What do you have? - I smell something.

- You frighten me. - I smell something!

What is free? Maybe I have cancer,

you smell a tumor,

how these dogs?

- As a dog...

These dogs, who are trained...

- No, I am no Krebsschnffelhund.

I sense that we completely

different lmmunsysteme have,

and I find that we should ourselves

concern therefore. - Really?

Mine is quite different than yours,

and our child becomes very much, very strong.

Yes, immune against everything.

- Well, but in the meantime,

therefore, before we multiply,

would you please get a condom?

Where are those?

- Under the wash-basin.

When did you buy them/her/it? To the same

Time like the Nan-Goldin-Bettdecke?

No, in January.

In January? - Yes.

- Wanted you to deceive me in January?

Actually, I wanted

in January sleep with you,

but you canceled with because of an eyes-

infection. You wanted to come in January.

Yes, is correct. Chlamydien in the eye.

Very rare.

But so sexy.

What is?

What is free to the devil?

- Then what?

Is that condoms at all?

- Then what otherwise? - I don't know.

Mach's not broken!

If it didn't move so down! From above!

They are smaller than this in Italy,

if this still goes. - If they are not.

I geb's on.

- What then is? Mach's simply so.

However, it is quite easy.

- Be careful!

I didn't touch you!

Hardly. - Is that condoms in child-size?

Do the condoms do for children?

It sits. - Must therefore French

Men so romantic is!

That is the stupidest thing, to which I belonged, has.

- Okay, then once loose. - Well, great! Yes.

Okay. No, my leg is this.

Please!

I don't see you! I also could with

Sleep Gregory Peck or otherwise whom.

How beautifully for you.

- Okay, so much to the prelude.

My mother!

- Do I disturb? - It is only my mother!

Remain! We straighten ourselves about!

I only wanted to know,

whether has to wash her something.

Yes, I later bring it down.

- In order, I wait so long.

But below!

- Yes, of course. - Well, thank you.

Thanks. Reunions.

Your mother has keys?

- Clearly, I am 10 months away in the year.

Do you have to clean something?

She/it wanted to know.

No, I don't have. Ah, God.

- This does the machine.

I must take a shower, sorrow does me. This

if the circulation stops in my brain,

your mother and all this...

- What do you speak there? - I love you.

Ah, nice. Okay, bye!

Dad?

- Yes.

Ah, God! - I want myself exactly

do at the rabbit.

At the rabbit? Everything clear?

- I must cut it open.

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