2 Days in Paris Page #3

Okay.

Everything clear?

Recently, I saw cabbage-titmice.

But they were afraid of Jean-Luc.

Yes, clear.

He/it would have eaten her/it/them also in a flash.

Do you think? But however, he/it is so sweet!

He/it never would do this. - Do you spin?

He/it doesn't eat us, because we 20 times

bigger than he/it is, and him/it feeds.

You always see so black.

However, he/it increased, this tomcat!

We had another couple of cans of geese-

liver, that would have run out, and since...

You gave him/it goose-liver?

However, he/it eats only fodder!

I have for ten years for him/it

only this given!

However, you know that fat harms animals!

He/it is gigantic!

He/it looks like dad! A fat-paunch!

What do you get into the fingers,

it turns into the fat-paunch. Tell him/it by the look of you once!

However, that is no more tomcat! Him/it is allowed to

I not once more into the airplane takes!

Therefore, he/it must remain thin,

Now, they do him/it into the cargo space,

and after, he/it needs medications,

and many animals die on the way.

- How can you say something similar?

For two weeks, I have cared

about him/it, I love this tomcat!

But your father hates him/it, he/it names him/it

"Frisst-scheit-schlft"...

He/it wanted to abandon him/it, and you say,

he/it is to thick... - Calm down!

...and that she/it him/it into a cage

close! - You frighten him/it.

You/they will kill him/it!

- What then is free here?

My mother always was good in crying

and always pulled her/its/their advantage from all.

My father will immediately rebuke me,

and I will never mention again,

that Jean-Luc gained 10 pounds.

Not once in vacation, we could drive

because of this luxury-doormat!

However, you find Paris madly in the summer,

if all the dirt-slingshots are away.

Something is same free here! See once, like

thickly he/it is! He/it was castrated,

exactly like I. Therefore, I am so thick!

Your mother has me neuter.

- Oh, yes?

You pig!

All okay one there below?

- Yes, why?

Only so.

- Do you come down?

So, there are meals in 30 minutes.

- I have 'n little fear, but good.

Well, then once loose.

Hello! - Hello, as it goes you? - Property.

Beautifully, to meet you finally.

Your other tomcat?

But he/it is not neuter, or?

Ah, no! Already offends.

- Does he/it understand this? - No!

Please!

Is that is! Caution!

Smell well.

- Yes, exquisite! - What is this?

He/it cooks very well.

- Rabbits! - What is rabbit?

Lapin.

- Hare little.

Ah, no!

What?

- Oliver. - Who is Oliver?

My hare, as I was eighth.

The neighbor-dog has him/it tattered.

Only the ears were remaining.

But I eat it.

You don't have to.

- However, I do. - Rabbits, no?

Very well, rabbits.

I want the natives

offend not. - Please!

A club?

- You don't have to! - I know.

Please, plates!

Please! Thanks.

- Looks like chickens.

Give me the smallest,

I am small scrap accustomed.

Here, Marion!

- One small piece of back.

The head!

Is good, the head! For the men.

The men eat the head.

Is that not the heart?

- No, the head is this.

He/it likes the head.

Carrots?

- Ah, carrots. Yes, gladly.

We also eat what the hare eats!

Is his/its toy in there also there?

Sauce? Cry black...

Wine... what?

White wine? Ah, Vin blanc.

Yes, white wine.

Anna, your plate, please!

- No, I don't want.

Oh, you spoilsport!

Well, dad, you have yourself completely

serves beautifully. Is that your diet?

Rabbit is quite lean.

Already, but sees once, however,

what do you pure-shovel for yourself there!

And you? You have already once

your fat rear end seen?

Are you sick? I am fat, because I

since 18 months no more smokes.

Jean-need, it is enough!

Stop to be annoying her/it/them, damns!

She/it annoys us! Therefore, however, she/it is

from New York come! - However, I eat!

It is not about you. - Stop,

A**hole! - Please some zuvilisierter!

My friend comes from far.

Talk with him/it!

Well well, then, we now talk to Jack

over them/her/it... American literature.

Kerouac.

Yes, Kerouac likes very much I. "On the Road."

Faulkner.

- Is that a quiz?

A small welcome-quiz.

Faulkner, yes. "The sound and the Fury."

- What? - "Sound and mania."

Miller, Henry.

- Henry Miller.

Yes, yes! Expatriot,

his/its time advance.

- Ah, sex!

Yes, sex!

Sex is good!

Miller, "Sexus", "plexuses."

- Dad, doesn't start merely with it!

Already okay, no worry.

French write.

Say French authors.

French Schriftsteller, yes.

- Are the French now at it?

Rimbaud.

Rimbaud, very good.

Rambo?

So, one pronounces this in English!

Dad, you really exaggerate!

Ah, I pronounced him/it incorrectly!

- Ah, Rimbaud. They are stupid!

Please! Dad!

- Hochgeistiger humor.

Baudelaire.

Well, well, good.

- Verlaine.

Moliere.

Not bad!

You see!

- And...

August Renoir? Big author!

He/it is a painter!

Property!

- He/it wants to hoodwink me! - I know.

At least not according to 'n full-fools

like otherwise. - Thank you, dad. Very nice!

He/it admittedly is not pretty,

but formed at least. - Mommy!

What?

- Nothing.

I bin's. - That is rose.

- She/it has also a key?

Hello! What do this stink here?

We ran out of the scent-spray.

- Day, dad. Day, mommy.

However, you come early. - Have earlier

End done. Hello! - Good day.

Unbelievable!

- I am rose. - Jack, pleases me.

Also.

As on the photos!

- Nicely as always!

Is coffee still there?

- Yes, in the machine. In the kitchen.

However, you cope?

- As always. - She/it becomes ever worse.

The poor children, who take care of her/it/them!

- I hear everything!

If both goes her/it/them a little in Paris

stroll? - Do we look at Paris?

I would like to become for me

the catacombs look at.

The catacombs.

- And still what... Pere Lachaise.

The catacombs, Pere Lachaise...

'ne real mood-cannon, your friend!

In order to see Jim Morrisons grave.

Have I said something ill-mannered?

Did you take photos in Venice?

- Did we take photos in Venice?

Ah yes, many. - We have this.

- Which may you see? - Yes.

Mommy,

do you actually use the computer?

No. We asked rose, it us to

explains, but... - If no time had.

You didn't explain anything to them?

And found also nobody for it?

You come with gifts, and then

you drive again and leave her/it/them to me.

Me reicht's! - Really nice! I thought,

you take care of people with educational-problems.

I take care of children psychic as well

Problems, no disabled ones!

It is enough, you both Pissnelken!

Only because can send e-mails her/it/them,

you are not anything better still long.

That is the Markus-place.

Incredibly, like many photos one with him/it

Appliance can do. - Is just digital.

Bravo! Many beautiful photos.

- Ah, thank you.

I have the camera exactly for myself for

the work bought, but it is fun.

But why no balloons on the photos?

- Please? - Rose!

What? - Why do you say this?

- If 'n was joke. However, he/it doesn't understand anything.

Did you show her/it/them the photos?

- No. - I told her/it/them about it.

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