2 Jennifer Page #2

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- Well if I'm the star

you're my Jennifer okay?

- All right, cool cool.

- Oh also good news,

I got off work for the

rest of the week so.

- Oh nice dude.

- Yeah I have to go

in for a few hours

later on today, but after

that I'm free and clear

until we finish this thing okay?

- All right,

that sounds good to me.

- Awesome dude, I'm

parked right over here.

- All right, let's do it.

- Yeah dude I

haven't even talked

to my roommates about this yet,

I don't even know

if they're cool with

you staying with us.

- Well, I mean

if it's an issue I'll throw 'em

some cash or something.

- It's all right.

- Okay, cool,

so they're cool then.

- Yeah I mean

they're interesting,

they're interesting cats.

- Okay, yeah.

- One of them's got like

fruit tendencies and

he's I don't know,

like a vampire or something

- I don't know what's going on.

- What?

- Yeah, you'll see, it's weird.

- He's weird huh?

- Yeah the other one's a,

it's actually it's interesting

he's a philanthropist

or something

he's bringing renewable energy

to impoverished nations or...

- shut up.

Who f***ing does that?

- I think he's bringing

them in cyclones,

like he's sending cyclones

with food packages

or energy fields

or something.

- Jesus.

- Dude it all goes over my head,

I think that's what it is.

I may not be correct.

- That's crazy.

- But yeah dude, so

we'll just run it by them

hopefully they're cool with it.

- Yeah.

- And I also had a thought

for who we can cast

as Jennifer actually.

- What are you thinking?

- I have a friend

who's classically trained,

just an amazing actress,

I think she'd kill it man.

- What's her name?

- Name's Emily bates.

- Well,

mack we can't cast Emily bates

as Jennifer.

- Why can't we?

- Because we're

looking for Jennifers mack,

we have to cast a Jennifer

to play Jennifer or it's

not gonna make any sense.

- We don't have to do

that, it's a movie,

we can cast whoever we want

and they go play Jennifer.

- No, mack

you're not getting me,

we have to find a Jennifer,

cast a Jennifer

to play Jennifer,

I mean it's how the...

- why, do you think Jennifer

Aniston only plays Jennifers?

Do you think Gilda

Radner only plays Gildas?

No, they don't.

- Mack, the movie's not called

2 Emily bates,

it's called 2 Jennifer.

We have to cast a Jennifer

to play Jennifer, that's

the way James wants it,

it's gonna help

us sell the movie.

- Dude sounds like a diva

if that's what he wants.

- Don't say

that, he's not a diva,

he's a really really great guy,

and we have to

kinda roll with it

because that's what he wants

and that's just

how it's gotta be.

That's just how it's gotta be.

- Well that's how it's gotta be

that's how it's gotta be

I don't know what I can else

what else I can say.

It's gonna be your job

to find a Jennifer.

- This is Los

Angeles, there's 1,000

Jennifers out there.

- Okay I hope you're right.

- Yeah.

- All right dude

this is us up here man.

- Cool man.

- Awesome dude, we have

a super comfy couch

I hope that's cool

with you to crash on.

- Yeah yeah that sounds good.

- Awesome man.

- Hey what

are your roommates names

so I'm not going in here blind?

- Oh we got Dennis

and we got Charlie.

- Are you

f***in' kidding me dude?

- What?

- Mack, Dennis, Charlie.

It's f***ing god

damn Philadelphia.

- Yeah right, seriously

all we need is

sweet Dee and we got the set.

- Jesus f***ing Christ dude

I'll be your sweet Dee.

- You'll be our rickety cricket.

Whoa.

Oh hey.

- What's up man?

- Hey, how's it going?

How are ya man?

- Charlie this is Spencer,

Spencer this is my

roommate Charlie.

- Welcome Spencer,

nice to meet you.

- What's going on man?

- Dude I'm just

working on my cleanse.

I'm trying to really

open up the anus,

and breathe through.

- Yeah wow.

- It's gonna, oh yeah

you don't even know

about chakras guys,

this is gonna let

the whole thing enter

and it's just gonna enter.

- Dude you're

like 18 centimeters away

from suckin' your own dick.

- Dude not yet.

- Dude so I'm gonna

head in to work man,

is it cool if he just

sticks around here

while I'm gone, is that okay?

- Yeah yeah, I'm gonna

be hanging out too

when I'm in the shower.

I gotta head to the laboratory,

we're solving this

particle solution,

we're actually getting

pretty close man.

Like...

- dude that's f***in' rad man.

- So close, you know

it's my life's work man.

- Dude it is.

- It's my life's work.

I'm so excited, I could scream.

- I'm stoked for you

man, that's awesome.

- Hey dude

yeah this is a horror movie

you can scream right

now if you want to.

- Really?

- Yeah go ahead man

give us a good scream.

- Okay.

- That was awesome man.

- Nice.

- Dude, all right

man, I'm close.

All right man to

solving the solution.

Yo man, hey well it was

very nice meeting you.

- Hey it's good to meet you.

- I'm gonna jump in the shower.

- F*** yeah dude.

- All right man,

I'll see you later.

- All right dude.

- All right,

nice to meet you Charlie.

- You too.

- So he's the

f***in' weird one huh?

- All right man,

so I need you to

create a casting out

count for the movie all right?

Let's get serious now.

- Yeah yeah.

- I need you to do

that and you need to

find your Jennifer I'm serious,

we gotta get this thing rolling.

We don't have time,

all right, to like f*** around.

- All right

yeah dude we'll find her,

I'll set it up, and I

mean she's out there man

we'll get her.

- All right, I hope

you do find Jennifer

but if not, we're

doing this my way okay?

Emily bates is amazing dude,

we f***ing get her in this

and she'll kill it,

I promise you, okay?

- Yeah, you know but

we'll find the Jennifer dude

just trust me, we'll get it.

- All right.

- No sweat, no sweat,

got ya, got ya.

- Now dude, I believe in you,

don't f*** it up.

- No, no.

- All right?

- Yeah for sure man.

- All right, I'm outta here, I'm going

to work, I'll be back in a bit,

give me good news when I return.

- All right, you got it man,

I appreciate it.

- And don't f*** it up.

- Yeah.

So I just wanna say that

my homeboy mack is full of sh*t.

I have been looking

for Jennifers for

no more than two hours,

and I've already

got six lined up

to audition tomorrow.

No no no no,

I want you to say

what you just said.

I want you to say what

you just said to me.

- I'm not saying.

- No no no say

what you just said to me,

come on, say it for the camera.

- No, nope nope.

- Oh my god, oh my god,

all right, so for the record,

for everyone keeping

score at home,

I have 10 Jennifers lined

up to audition tomorrow,

10, which I believe

is 10 more than

mack said I was gonna get,

is that right buddy?

- You know I actually

only counted nine,

so you might...

- oh f*** you dude, come on,

f*** you.

- Plus you don't even

know if they're any good,

bates would've killed it.

- Hey hey

dude, I sent all of their

information to James, he

wants to see every one of 'em.

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