2 Jennifer Page #3

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He wants to see all of them.

- Okay.

- They're gonna be great.

- And where is this happening?

Where is this going down?

- I got a casting room...

- oh yeah, where at?

- Bay h casting.

Some place downtown

or something.

- That's actually not bad,

that's like legitimately good.

- Yeah, yeah come on

dude, so come on say it.

Say what you just said.

- All right.

- Say what you just said man.

- Spence, you didn't f*** it up,

you did all right, you

got some Jennifers.

- I did all right,

you know what,

I got a sh*t ton of

f***in' Jennifers,

that's what I'm saying bro.

- Let's get down

to business okay?

I got a sick deal

on a camera package,

that is good to go on Monday.

So I need to know,

is James providing

us with a crew?

Do we have locations

locked down?

Like what our situation here?

What's the situation?

- Mack mack,

you're over thinking this

thing completely man.

- Over thinking?

- Yeah, you're

over thinking it man.

We gotta take this

one step at a time,

step number one

is we find our

damn Jennifer man.

Once we find the Jennifer then

everything is gonna

fall into place here,

so everything else will

take care of itself,

let's just find the

perfect Jennifer.

You know?

- Spence, uh,

I love that you're out

here man, it's great,

and I think that it's great

that we're doing this, okay?

But I've been out

here doing this for

a little bit longer

than you and I may know

a bit more about how to launch

a production of this scale.

Okay, and I think to

make this production

the best that it can be,

I'm gonna really need

you to get me in touch

with James, all right

that's very important,

we're right behind,

and you're rushing.

- Dude dude...

- okay we're rushing this, okay?

- I already told you,

James is gonna be at the

casting session tomorrow man

we just lock the Jennifer,

we can talk to James

at the session tomorrow

and you can figure out

whatever it is you

need to figure out.

- Whatever it is I

need to figure out?

- Yeah.

- No dude, I need to

talk to James tonight,

this is important.

- Hey, dude, dude,

you're way too stressed.

- No I am not way too stressed.

- Yeah, you're way too...

- all right no, I'm

not, listen to me man,

I'm in hot water at

work because of this.

Okay?

I'm not in a good

place right now.

And we are behind on this.

And if this doesn't work out,

if this all falls

apart, I'm the one who's

gonna be really pissed, okay?

Do you get this?

Where the f*** are you going?

- Check it out.

I got Tequila.

- No dude...

- you need a f***ing shot

to cool your jets bro.

- I don't do Tequila.

- You're way too

stressed about this man,

come on, let's do a shot.

Let's do a damn shot my man.

- Dude.

- Come on, come on.

You know I got the

Jennifers dude,

you know I'm on top of this man.

Come on, come on.

Where are your god

damn shot glasses?

- In the cabinet.

- This one?

- No no I'll get 'em.

- Jesus Christ.

Nice.

You know I got this man.

I did not come all

the way out here

to f*** you dude.

- Am I pouring these?

- Yes, pour 'em man.

- I hope not.

Seriously I hope not.

- Dude, I got this.

We're gonna take care of this.

I'm not gonna let you down bro,

I would never do

that to you bro.

- All right.

- For real, I

would never do that to you.

- All right, yeah great,

here you're taking this big one,

I don't take Tequila well.

To Jennifer, okay?

- To Jennifer.

- Look, imagine that everything

in this room is an atom.

Everything that you see,

everything you touch.

This table is an atom right?

That ceiling fan is an atom,

and the TV,

I'm an atom.

- You're an atom, okay.

- Well I'm a Charlie,

but you knew that.

That's not what

I mean, but then,

it's like this tornado

comes in right?

And it starts to mix

everything around

it just spins and

spins and spins

like really really fast,

like faster than

the speed of light.

- That's like a

f***in' strong tornado man.

- Yeah that's some wizard

of oz sh*t right there.

- That's some

wizard of oz sh*t dude.

- That's some wizard of oz sh*t?

- Do do do do do!

- Exactly, exactly, but imagine

what we could do if we

could harness the power

of that, look, guys,

I've been to east Asia,

we've been going to India.

I mean I wanna take the team

you know to other

parts of the world.

Like wherever we can

make a real difference,

I mean with what we can do.

I'm just trying to explain,

'cause I know you're getting me,

like you could

make a difference.

I mean, even I mean dude

you've been visiting us whatever

but you could make a

difference you know?

And I just...

- all right, hey, I

could make a difference.

- You can make a difference.

- You could make a difference.

- You could bring a

tornado to east Asia.

- All right, well where are the

f***ing flying monkeys dude?

- Yeah where are those

flying monkeys at?

- Where are the

god damn monkeys?

- Oh, hey Dennis!

- Hey, Dennis!

- What are you guys

still doing awake?

- Hey Dennis,

how about you do a shot with us?

- Yes!

- Shots right now for Dennis.

- Oh hey Dennis's friend.

- Oh this is my friend Cynthia.

- Hey, it's actually Susan.

But that's what you can call me.

- We go talk right now

my room is near we have

a lot to talk about.

- Before he goes

pour Susan a shot.

- Yeah, Susan!

- Susan, Susan, Susan, Susan!

- Oh my god no,

last time I took a

shot when I did x

I got so f***ed

up, like I made out

with a brunette who had tattoos.

I f***ing hate tattoos.

Cheers!

- Hey!

- Well all right.

Awesome.

- To Susan!

- Oh Susan, Susan, Susan.

- Wait wait

wait, Susan, you know any

Jennifers?

We're meeting Jennifers

tomorrow and...

- what do you mean Jennifers?

- We need a Jennifer,

you know one?

- I mean, I do know a Jennifer,

oh my god, she's a f***ing dick.

But I do know her.

She f***ing eats veal,

who the f*** eats veal?

- Oh f***.

Mack.

Mack.

Mack you gotta get up.

Mack, you gotta

get up man, dude.

- Oh my god this thing

has been going off

for a f***ing hour.

- Oh an hour?

- Uh huh.

- I'm sorry dude.

- Satan should take me now.

- Oh Jesus dude,

I'm gonna f***in' die dude.

- Jesus Christ.

- What time is it?

- Nine f***ing 30.

9:
30 f*** dude we gotta go!

Yeah, we gotta get

up come on come on

come on come on!

- What the f*** dude?

- Dude this f***ing place is

like 45 minutes away,

we gotta get to the

casting office man.

- What did I eat last night?

- You ate a

whole summer sausage.

- Dude, come on get

up what are you doing?

- F*** dude, I

might die if we go man.

- Get in the car man,

let's go let's go let's go.

- Meet the Jennifers.

I might f***in' die dude.

- Please just get

your sh*t together man

come on.

- I mean,

oh f*** dude.

We f***ed up man.

We f***ed up.

- Oh I feel like I'm gonna

f***ing die dude.

- You'll survive dude

you'll survive.

I just texted some

of the Jennifers,

I let 'em know we're

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