3 Idiots

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hello

ya

what?

sir kindly switch off your mobile phone

just one sec one sec please!!!

excuse me!

sir please sit down!!!!

captain ther is a medical emergency

a passenger has just fallen down on the aisle

delhi air india 11 returning to medical emergency

sir excuse me sir excuse me sir

one minute!!!!!!!

im alright now

thank you!

all go now

i'll go now

gentlemen wait!!

get the vehicle

are you Mr.dullon

why?

should i tatoo my name here?

take out the vehicle fast!!

ok sir!! come sir

should go to hotel right sir??

ya ya we'll go hotel

but through vasant vihar.. take me ther

put some load on accelerator kaake!!!!

ya farhan tell me

you come out fast im reachin ur place in 5 min

what happened dude?

chathur had called

remember him?

who "silencer"?

ya ya

he's tellin rancho is comin

what u're sayin?

hanh he's tellin if wanna meet rancho come to campus at 8, on the tank

oh s

hey u come out fast

ya ok ok

sruthi i'll be back in sometime

oooo shoes....

hey i got my friend back

what?

hey i'll come back n speak to u!!!

atleast wear pants n go!!!

now can we go to hotel sir?

we'll go to hotel kaake

but only after goin to "imperial college of engineering"

ok sir!!!

forgot to take socks dude!!

u talkin about socks??? hey look down even pants u forgot!!!

oooooooo

sir now u can go to hotel!!! but only after goin to airport because my sir is comin there take him to hotel!!!!! same sur name "dullon"

im dullon!! where the hell had u sent taxi?? is it on runway??

oye rancho

hey chathur where is rancho?

rancho

where is rancho?

welcome idiots

wanna drink madiera(RUM)

this is that rum you all used to drink here?

have a drink

hey where is rancho?

i'll tell u

first u watch this

not my wife... llook at the bunglow behind idiots 3.5 million

swiming pool heated!!!

living room maple wood flooring

my new lamborghini 6496cc sssss very fast

hey why u showin all these to us?

forgot?

what is this?

come bet... after 10 years will come back

over here itself, on this same day

n we'll see who is more successful???

have dareness??.........tell, will u come??.... will u come?

remember something now???

here only i kept bet with that idiot

i kept my promise

im back he he

stupid

i left my flight n came

he left his pant n came just to meet rancho

from five years we're searchin for him dont know he's dead or alive

or wat do u think? will he come for this stupid bet

he wont come i know he wont come he he eh

what? will u break his teeth or ill only do it.....

one min farhan one min

idiot.. then why did u call us over here?

to meet rancho

come n see where he stayed back n where i reached!!!

means tat u know where is rancho? aah?

yes

where is rancho?

he is in shimla!!!!

#.....he was like a fleeting wind.....#

#.....like a flutterting kite.....#

#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#

#.....he was like a fleeting wind.....#

#.....like a flutterting kite.....#

#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#

#.....while confined channel guided us.....#

#.....he would define his pathways.....#

#.....and loiter along them merrily.....#

#.....while our future haunted us.....#

#.....he would celebrate the present.....#

#.....and live every moment with reckless freedom .....#

#.....where did he come from? .....#

#....touching our hearts .....#

#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#

#.....he was like a shade in sweltering heat .....#

#.....like village in desert .....#

#.....he was like salve for our distress .....#

#.....while we cowered from challenges .....#

#.....he would dive in seas .....#

#.....and swim against the rip currents .....#

#.....he was a wandering cloud .....#

#.....he was our pal .....#

#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#

rancho!

ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad

how different his name was?

that same different thoughts

since childhood we heard that life is like a race....

if u dont run fast others will overtake u...

damn!!! to take birth... had to race among 300 million sps he he eh

i born at 5.15am

n at 5.16am my dad told

My son will become engineer!!!

farhan qureshi! b.tech engineer

and my fate was sealed!!!

what i wanted to become?? nobody asked me though?

raju rastogi

ranchhoddas chanchad

tell me ur room number!

D26

follow me

im manmohan

M.M

all these enginneers call me milli meter

milk, egg, bread, wash clothes, iron clothes, filling journals, copying assignment

let it be any work tell me!!! fixed rate no bargain!!

one min one min hold this hold.....

this is kilo byte

this is mega byte n this is his mother giga byte

take their pictures... this family does'nt byte [bite]

[raju praying]

here comes one more big believer!!!

hi farhan qureshi...im raju rastogi

dont worry

after someday u stay here... ur belief in god will vanish eventually

only naked girls poster sticked by your side.. n u'll say

oh god

get me once!!!

hey get out of here!! out out

give 4 rupees

here 5 rupees... keep change

wow sir u gave me tip

even i'll give u a tip

today night.... wear underwear which doesnt have hole!!!

why?

oh emperor.....

u r great.....

accept our gift

aaahh

this is he-man, he-man take this...

ooohhhoo white white white

we were humiliated,

hands saluting,

heads down like slaves,

when we saw rancho for the first time!

new gift..gift gift gift gift!

namaste sir!!!

remove your pants n get sealed!!!

whats ur name? tell

ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad!!

huuii hhehehhee

listen brothers learn by-heart!!! by final year u'll learn!!! hmmm

remove ur pants.... remove pant

oooh so u wont listen like this hanh?

dont wear wet pant kid?

come remove now!!

aal iz well aal iz well.............[ranchod baba mantra lol]

what is he tellin?

someone make him understand!!!

hey james bond make him understand!! hmm

take off ur pants of they're gonna piss on u

oye english!!! feeling shy to speak in hindi hanh?

sorry sir i was born in uganda, n studied in pondicherry!!

so little slow in hindi!!!

so slowly make him understand!! who is in a hurry here?

worn again hanh?

[in pure hindi!!!!laughing stock] take off ur pants or they gonna piss on u...

he is tellin piss as muthravisarjan???hahahha

ooo here come pandit learning engineering

hey come out you idiot

come out

come out or else ill piss on ur door!!!

ill count 10

if u dont come out

ill piss on ur door for the whole semester

salt water is a great conductor of electricity

we all studied it!!

he applied it!!

ICE's director's name was Dr.viru shastrabhuddi

but every one calls him virus

all called him computer virus!!!

oye virus is comin..carryin eggs with him

he has told first years to come down come fast fast

virus was the most competetive man we had ever seen

if someone overtakes him even one step.........

he could'nt accept it,

to save time he used velcro instead of buttons

and a hook in tie!!

he has trained his mind

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