3 Idiots Page #2

that he can write using both his hands at the same time

everday at 2 he used to take a power nap of exactly 7.5 minutes

n used to listen opera

govind had to do all unproductive works like shaving, cuttin nails in this 7.5 mins

what is this?

sir nest!!

whose??

cuckoo bird's nest

cuckoo bird never builds their nest..

they lay their eggs on other birds nest

and when their babies come to the world, what do they do first?

they kick out other eggs from the nest...

competition over

the life begins with murder

thats nature...

compete

or die!

you all so are like the cuckoo birds

and these are those eggs whom u kicked out and reached ICE

dont forget

because every year, 4 lakh applications comes to ICE

among them only 200 will be selected

you

and these

finished

broken eggs!!

my own son applied for 3 years

rejected

everytime

remember life is a race!!

if u dont run fast someone will beat u n move faster than u...

let me tell u very interesting story

this is an astronauts pen

in space, foundain pen, ball pen cannot be used

so after spending millions of dollars

scientists invented this pen..!!

from this u can write in any angle, any temperature, zero gravity

one day when i was a student the director of our institute called me

he said "viru shastrabhuddi." i said "yes sir"

come here!! i got scared

showed me this pen

he said this is a symbol of excellence

i give it to u

and the day when u get a extraordinary student like u

pass this pen to him

from 32 year viru shastrabhuddi is waiting for the next viru shastrabhuddi

any one here in this batch to honour this pen?

good hands down

should i write in the notice board

i said put down your hands

sir i have a question sir...

sir if in space fountain pen ball pen cannot be used why astronaut didn't tried pencil in space sir?

could've saved millions of dollars

i will get back to you on this

that fellow in night kicks seniors

and in day irritating director, im telling u if we stay with him...

he will put us in trouble

buddy, u though screwed virus completely

oh emperor, u're great..

accept our gift....

get lost, dont u've school?

who'll pay fees? yout father?

u callin my father?

hey stop stop raju wat u doin?

eh listen!

no fees required for schooling!!! uniform is required, uniform...

whichever school u like go, get the uniform of that school..

go sit in the class.....

who'll come to know when there is a huge population???

if i get caught?

if they catch u, then uniform change, school change!!! ehhe

there was really something special about him,

he always used to challenge everything in the world.. each n every move....

he was the only one free bird in VIRUS's nest...

we all were just robots operated by professors remote control...

but he was the only one..

perhaps not a machine!!!!

what is a machine?

why are you smiling??

um.. actually sir

from my childhood i used to dream of studying in an engineering college

today im sitting over here, feeling excited sir!!!

no need to be so overexcited...

tell.. tell me the definition for machine

um..

sir

machine is anything that reduces human effort sir

will you please elaborate...?

sir um...

all those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir

feeling hot!!! pressed button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!!

u can talk to your friend miles away..TELEPHONE is machine sir!!!

calculate crores in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir

sir actually we are dependent in the world for machine sir

from PEN NIB to PANTS ZIB... all machines sir!!

one sec up one sec down, up down up down up

tell me the definition??

sir thats wat im tellin sir..

will you write all these in examz hanh?

"this is machine up down up down up"??

IDIOT!!!

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wow great !!!! perfect !!

great please sit down!

thank you thank you

but sir even i told the same in simple language.....

if you like simple language..

u can go join some other arts n commerce college

but sir.. we should understand it atleast

like this way mugging up from book, what the use sir?

oh you know more than books???

books has the same definition...

and if u wanna pass,, u'll write this itself....

but sir, ther are other books also

get out!!!

ooh why?

in simple language... please go outside...

IDIOT!

so we were discussing about the machines

hey why you came back?

i forgot somethin sir!!

what?

instrument and record, analyse, summarize, organize,

debate and explained information

that are elastative and non-elastative hard bound paper

bag jacketed non-jacketed

with forward introduction, table of cotents index that are

intented for the enlightment understanding

enhancement and education human brains of sense in root of vision

sometimes touch!!

what you wish to say??

books sir books!!

i forgot books sir can i take it?

could'nt you say in simple way?

i tried sometime before, but u dint like it in simple way sir....

professors used to keep rancho outside more often than in classroom

if he get kicked from one class, he'll go sit in another classroom

rancho used to say that knowledge is increasing everywhere.......where ever you get... gain it!!!

he was entirely different from all of us

we used to fight for bathroom

but wherever rancho used to get water, he used to have bath there itself!

he was very much attached to machines

used to carry screwdriver in his pocket where ever he goes

he would open any machine that he finds.... some got closed

some did not!!

there was another guy just like him

joy lobo

sir excuse me sir

mr.joy lobo

sir if u mind lettting me know abt the convocations dates...

why?

actually dad wanted to get a reservation

i'm the first engineer in my village sir..

all the relatives wanted to come on the convocation day

in that case call make a phone call to your dad

son please please dont waste my time hurry

hello

dad director sir will speak to you

joy

mr.lobo your son wont get graduated this year

what happened sir?

he has violated all the deadlines

with unrealistic mr lobo mr lobo unrealistic project it is i had told already

he making some non-sense helicopter

so i recommend you not to reserve his ticket, im so sorry

sir im just close

is your project ready?

is your project ready?

sir atleast take a look at this once sir please

do submit it i'll take into consideration

sir give me some extension sir

why why should i give you an extension?

sir after dads stroke i couldnt concentrate for 2 months sir please

did you leave having food and water for 2 months?

no

did you leave taking bath?no?

then why did you left studies?

sir im very close sir pls take a look at this sir please..

mr.lobo my son died falling from train on sunday afternoon

monday morning virushastrabhuddi gave lecture in this college

so dont tell me that non-sense

i can only give you sympathy not extension

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