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how cool design he made?? wireless camera over helicopter?

traffic updates security... can be used for all

but VIRUS was tellin this is an impractical design...

wont fly it seems?

how it wont fly? ill make it fly!! hm hm

hey dont tell joy will give him surprise

we'll make this fly out his window and record his reaction

if we do his project, who'll do ours?

test, viva, quizzes included, there are 42 examz in each semester

hey you worry a lot dude

take this hand and keep it in your hand and say,

aal iz well aal iz well

all is well

aal iz well

now he has brought something new our BABA ranchhodas!!

hey in our village there was a watchman...

he used to yell in night saying aal iz well

and we used to sleep tight

one night there was a robbery in our village,

then we came to know that he's blind,

and he yells aal iz well aal iz well

and we used to sleep like fools...

but that day we came to know about the real fact

see our heart right, is a big coward...

keep our heart as a fool

if you have any big problem in life

tell our heart

no problem baby everythin is ok

aal iz well aal iz well

hm so that will solve problem ? hanh?

no but still it gains the dareness to survive

remember this mantra... this is gonna become more useful over here

got it got it yeah

take it to joys window

hey joy, up up

ooye window... see silencer naked naked heheh ehhe

hey joy come out joy

hey joy look outside..

joy....

#... give me some sunshine.. give me some rain...#

#... give me another chance i wanna grow up once again.....#

you've a good news sir..

neither police got to know

nor joys dad....

everyone will think its a suicide, sir

reason for death in postmortem report

intense pressure in wind pipe resulting in choking

this fool believed tat

died because of the pressure held here...

and from last 4 years of pressure over here? wat about that?

even thats not in the report also sir,

these engineers are so back minded sir

didnt even invent some machine, that could really behold the pressure over here...

if they had does, could've come to know this is not a suicide, its a murder,

are you blaming me for the suicide of joy?

if one student cant tolerate pressure why im i the one responsible?

so many pressure will come in life...

then everytime will you blame other for that?

sir im not blaming you sir

actually im blaming the system

sir i've got some statistics

sir in suicides india is no:1 sir

every 1 half hour one of the other students attempt suicide, sir

student die less in sickness and more in suicide here sir

something is going wrong rightt sir?

i cant tell about other colleges but this is one of the finest college in the country

im running this college from 32 years

i brought this college to no:1 from 28th position

sir wat no:
1 sir ???

here we dont've any talks related to new ideas,no talks on inventions

only great talk on only marks, or else job in USA

we dont gain any knowledge here sir...

here they only teach us how to bring good marks...

now are you going to teach me how to take class?

pls sit down

today we have our great leader behind us

who claims that he can teach better than our highly qualified teachers

so today our professor ranchhodas chanchad will teach us engineering

we donot have all day

you all have 30 secs

should find the meaning of the word written on the board

if u want u can make use of your books too

the one who gets the answer can lift ur hands up

we'll see who'll come first and whos last

your time starts now

time up

time up sir time up

what?

nobody got the answer?

now rewind 1 min of life a bit and think

when i asked this question..

anybody thought that today we will get something to learn new..?

anyone..sir

no

everyone sunk in race

whats the use if u come first studying like this?

will you improve your knowledge? no

only pressure will increase

and this is a college not a PRESSURE COOKER

the lion in the circus also learns to sit on the chair fearing the whip held in his owner's hand

but we call such a lion as well trained,not well educated

hello....

this is not a philosophy class!

tell us the meaning of those 2 words,

sir actually no such words exists sir

these are my friends names

farhan and raju

quiet

non-sense

like this you teach engineering?

no sir im not teaching you engineering, you know better than me

i was teaching you that, how to teach,

and i believe that you learn someday for sure sir

because i never leave my weaker students hand

busted

quiet

quiet i said

i would regret to inform you that your son farhan, raju is goin on wrong routes

if u dont take required action their future will be spoiled

VIRUS's letters fell down in our homes like an atom bomb

there was mourning in hiroshima n nagasaki!

and we were invited to both the home to get kicked

come come inside

see there

we could only afford one airconditioner

and we didnt keep in our bedroom , we kept it in farhans bedroom

for him to study convieniently

i didnt buy car, riding scooter till now

invested all money in farhans studies

we sacrificed our future for farhan's better future.. did you understand or not?

then can u imagine wat i must be going through!

hey you took all these photos farhan?

quiet

he has the ghost of photography in his head

he used to take the images of animals and used to say he wanted to become

wild life photographer

son what was your percentage that year?

did you hear that?

from 94 percent straight down to 91 pecent

u feel it funny?

no no uncle no

i was tellin how great pictures he has taken

why you makin him an engineer you could've made him a wild life photographer

i'm foldin my hands n requesting u

please dont spoil my sons future

kids

come lets eat somethin

when you come next time have food and go....

dad though didnt give us food,

and atlast to fill our hungry stomach, and to fill the quota of advise

we reached raju's home

raju's home reminds us about the 1950's black and white films

one small bed where his paralysed father rest

one coughing mother

and one sister at her age of marriage

sofa with all springs out

and 24 hours running water from terrace

mother was retired from school and almost tired everytime...

his dad was a postmaster at his age

after paralysis he lost his half body and salary completely....

and sister!!!

kammo(raju's sister) is 28 now...

asking maruthi 800 as dowry...

if dont study n all how she'll get married?

take lady's finger curry.. hand jee thank you

you know wat? lady's finger has now become 12 rupees per kg

and cauliflower 10 rupees

world is looting all over

and upon that your these kind of letters come from college

what will we eat??

want paneer??

someday back u get little of paneer in goldsmith's shop

want paneer?

no no enough

mom just leave it keep quiet, what?

ok ok, i'll keep quiet

earn for kids, work like a servant, and after all these keep mouth shut?

hey these all our news if i dont tell it to my son,

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