3 Idiots Page #4

to whom will i say? to his friends?

hey raju

it was a big confusion whether we should control our friend or wipe his mother's tears

then we thought to leave all these matter, and

lets concentrate on mattar paneer now,

even his exhema's cream comes for 55 rupees now

want more roti son???

no no done no stomach filled aunty

lady's finger 12 rupees and caulli flower 10 rupees hehheee

atleast we offered you some food unlike your hungy father

hitler qureshi

hanh hanh your mom is mother teresa right?? she was serving us itchy roti,

dont make fun of my mother

hey leave it, why u all fighting? feelin damn hungry

come lets go have some food outside

this is the end of month who'll give money his mom mother teresa?

to have food doesnt require money dude, uniform is required uniform,

watch there..

come

come

namaste jee namaste

ooooo uncle

hey listen get us 3 glass of vodka

half soda half water

what are the starters available?

what ever get us two plates each

and leave this here

and change the music yaar..put some ghazal or something

pia what the hell is this?

what have you worn??

bloody eighteenth century watch?

what people will say?

watch suhas's fiance, she is gonna become doctor,

and she's wearing a watch just costing 200 bucks?

please take it off thank you

hi handsome

hey aunty,

you're looking good

dont miss my set darling

rubies?

from mendelaves..

mendelave wow!!!

hey lets go meet david, come i'll show u, ofcourse of course

excuse me

yes

um.. flowers

um.. can i take this glass?

why?

what if u break my head with glass?

why should i throw this on you?

because im gonna give you some free advises,

what?

dont ever marry that fool,

excuse me

he is not a human, he is just a price tag, price tag

he'll embarrass you tellin all prices of different thing all your life,

your life will be spoiled and your future will be finished,

should i give a demo?

should i find out whats the price for his shoes?

im not gonna ask him, he himself will reveal, just a sec

oh my god

hey hey

what have you done?

its a 300 dollar shoes

u dropped mint chutney on my 300 dollars shoes!

run away, its a free advise, take it or leave it

genuine itallian leather hand stiched,

dad

are these your guests?

these are my students

why they're here?

one sec

this is really good dude, smelling very good,

hey no space for puri dude, adjust it by side, ohh

hi

hey hi,

you helped me opening up my eyes, thank you so much

nothing like that..it was my duty!

can i ask you for little more help?

ya ya

my dad wont allow me to break the engagement with suhas,

how great you explain!

it would be good if u give a demo for him also,

ya ya why not why not? ill give demo

raju get me chutney,

you're really sweet,

where is he, where is your dad?

totally behind you,

ooh,

aal iz well aal iz well

run away, its a free advise, take it or leave it

what u all doin here?

um sir.. we'll go on the stage, give this envelope n come sir

give it to me

this is my sister's marriage

umm. sis sister?

sir, totally how many daughters do u have, sir?

its empty!

as though we dint invite you,

you all might be from groom's side right?

no sir actually we're from science's side sir

how?

can you explain?

dad, he explains really good,

now itself he'll give demo, give

um... sir in delhi,

power goes out frequently sir

and this really affects the marriage too sir

so i thought to make an inverter

that can generate power from all cars that has come in the marriage,

ohhh

wow

and did you make the inverter?

sir design is ready sir!!!!

um.. where is the design farhan

i've given you the design right?

aah, i had given to raju,

raju design??

sir actually, leave it sir ill make the inverter itself and show you directly,

you can only make us fool, not an inverter!!!

no sir ill surely make the inverter,

i promise

and ill give your name for the inverter

because after all it had been invented in your daughter's marriage

so it'll an honour,

farhan, raju.. i wish to meet both of you in the office tomorrow

sir what was your per plate cost sir,

we'll pay sir

in terms of installment sir

and afterward we wont intrude in any marriage sir

i wont even enter my marriage also sir,

infact i wont marry also sir, even he wont marry also sir

hanh hanh, even i wont sir

even your parents shouldnt've married

sit!!!!!!!!

be attention...

??????

this is ranchhodas's father's monthly income

now from this,

one, or let it be two zero if you remove out...

does'nt make much difference to bother,

but if one more zero is less,

i would worry a little

this is your father's monthly income, mr.farhan!

ye... yes sir,

and now if you make it one more zero less,

now this is your family income mr.raju rastogi,

big reason to worry,

follow viru shastrabhuddi's suggestion, change your rooms

and get shifted with chathur ramalingam

exams are closer, and if you be with that chanchad,

will never pass in exams!

#..... opera started......#

wanna get shaved?

no sir,,

then get lost!

raju you try to understand,

VIRUS is playing games between us, divide and rule

dont get scared,

had to be scared!

for me to get good job, i need good grades, and grades are within his hands,

i dont have rich father like you..using whose money, i can spend the rest of my life

hey raju what non-sense are you tellin?

should we do whatever he says hanh? aal iz well, aal iz well?

you'll be the only one who gonna catch his tail not me,

now you're crossing the line,

no im making line in between, because i have to support my family!

mom's half salary has been spend on dad's medicines,

sister's marriage is not happening,

as the groom wants maruthi 800,

from past 5 years

mom dint even buy one saree,

yaar..now in this argument..if u r getting mother's saree in between..what can i say?

yaar so like that how many sarees are reserved for one year? heheh

dont make fun of my mother,

hey raju we will study, with complete dedication we'll study,

but not only to pass exams,

some great scholar has told,

"never study to be successful, study for self efficiency"

dont run behind success,

excellence

follow behind excellence

success will come all way behind you,

who the great scholar told this?

BABA ranchhodas???

hey hey dont take tension yaar,

we'll top the exams yaar, nothin is impossible!

nothin is impossible? hanh?

take this,

now put this back, k!!

raju changed his train's bogey,

now he started the journey(saffar) with chathur,

not the "saffar" in hindi,

english's SUFFER

S:

SU:

SUF:

SUFF:

SUFFE:

SUFFER:

SUFFER hehhehe

everyone calls chathur as "silencer"

to make his mind even more sharper,

he used to eat some bengali BABA's PAN,

and he used to leave his HOT AIR!!!!

i din do it!

raaju....

and he always put the blame on others!

SILENCER used to mug up 18 hours a day

and during exam's night, he used to distract others from study

#.... oooo baby.... come on baby ye.....#

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