3 Idiots Page #5

he believed in two ways of topping exams

one is to get marks by yourself, or try reducing other's marks

racho has made the combined plan to teach silencer a lesson,

and to help raju,

our director sir has done much miracle here,

chamatkaar (miracle) means....

i dont want the meaning dubey jee, i'll memorize it....

chathur has been chosen to present introductory speech on teacher's day

he wrote speech in pure hindi from librarian dubey jee to impress VIRUS,

hello,

yes will call,

chathur, you've a call

dubey jee please keep this print out with you, ill come back in sometime,

oohhh even do that work also.... !!!

hey dubey jee!

director sir has remembered you, ya now

ok you give this to chathur , ill come back now

helllo, hello

hello mr.ramalingam,

yes

ya im calling from lajpat nagar police station,

are you from uganda?

h h yes sir,

hmmm your life is under risk,

wat how?

um listen to my instructions carefullly

else when you step out from the college gate

you'll face death in centre of road itself,

why ? what happened?

by the time chathur recovers from this shock,

before that itself racho changed a few words in the speech

like.....

chamathkaar has become balathkaar

[ miracle ] [ rape ]

had you called me sir?

who are you?

dubey librarian,

im permenant sir,

CONGRATULATIONS!!

um.. one min one min

commisioner sir's call, hold on,

excuse me sir sir

take phone take it wat to say?

ya ya where was i?

you were tellin, outside gate, my death

hanh! when you go out the gate, you a see a signal in front of you

traffic signal!! hanh ok ok

when that signal becomes red,

all vehicle will stop,

ok ok then

then you cross the road carefully,

you know why son nowadays traffic is huge

so like if any vehicle hits you or somethin, you might die,

what non-sense i know that!

oh u know that, very good son then you are safe,

well done well done.

#......became a fool.......#

hey SILENCER!!! dubey has given you this,

hey you dont call me that CHANCHAD,

CHANCHAD:

director told me that he din call me,

he dint call you, i told that he remembered you!!

idiots...

respected teachers,

chief guest minister shri RD tripati ji,

students n my dear friends

today if ICE is touchin sky high limits,

then the credit goes to only one man

shri viru sahastrabuddhi..

give him a hand,

sir he's sayin it..

but every word is mine

he is a great guy, really you are,

from past 32 years he had continuosly

in this college,

he has done rapes upon rapes,,,

this means.. miracles upon miracles

hope he continues to do so

we feel wondered that,

how a person in his lifetime can do these many rapes ?

with his extreme self discipline..

he's made himself this capable

right usage of time

complete utilization of bell

somebody, learn from him,

learn from him, learn from him........

sit down sit down

today..we all students are here..

tomorrow, we'll spread across so many countries

i promise u all

whichever country we are........... there we'll rape!!!

we'll enlight the name of ICE!!!!!!

we'll show everyone,

the capability 2 perform rape that students have over here

no other students in across the globe has it!!!

no other student, no other student!!

respected minister..

namaskar

you have given that thing for this institution....

that we needed the most....

money money!!!

not that.... that means

what kinda insulting topic is this boy speakin!

is ther with everyone,....

everyone keeps it hidden........

nobody never gives it......

eeaan eaan???

this guy is too vulgar

u have given ur in the hands of this rapist

now let us see,

how he makes use of it.........

sahastrabuddhi, dont u have so much of brains

indecent guy

on this golden occasion, i can recollect a shlok,

listen listen..now he'll explain his farting stength in sanskrit

uthamam dadadatu paadham

[ give out excellent fart ]

paadham??? ooo SILENCER.......

[ fart ] .

madyam paadam..... tuchuk tuchuk.

[ middle most farting ] .

kanishtam thud thudiya paadam

[ smallest thud thudiya farting ]

sur suriiee............ praana kadakam...

[important breath of life]

see, without understanding if u cram things.. this will be the result, see see

By cramming, u can save 4 years of ur college life..

but for the next 40 years of your life, u'll go on getting raped........

aare yaar,we made him understand so much..

but still he hasnt understood,

madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk...

unbelievable yaar....

u done the right point.. rancho

how fun it was...... hehe

poor fellow dint had any idea......

hey you hey

you swines..

in wat way have i harmed u??

eheh ehe

hey sorry dude dont take it personally,

ill take it personally,

chathur ramalingam is not gonna forget this insult,

ill think of it every minute,

every sec of my life

dude leave it, acttually we were giving demo for raju...

that dont cram things n study.

understand n study..enjoy the beauty of science yaar

im not here to enjoy thing...

then wat?..are you here 2 rape??or have you come here to rape science!!..tuchuk tuchuk!!

laugh.....!!! laugh on my methods..

one day using this methods...

i'll become successful n show everyone

and then i'll laugh.......... and u'll cry!!

yaar, u're boarding the wrong train again

dont run behind success......

become a great engineer such that success runs behind u.....

these ideals dont work in the real world CHANCHAD

u board ur train........... and i'll board mine

and after 10 years from now..v'll come back on this same station

on this same date,

we'll see whose more successful!!!

you?

or me!

do u dare...

do u dare...???

then lets bet....tel

wil u come..

wil u come..?

wil u come..??

wat are u doing yaar?

wat has happened to him!!

wat is he writing yaar??

dont forget this date.......

i'm not used to such expensive gifts,suhas!

get used to it pia..u're gonna be suhas tandon's wife!!

where's the bill man?

i'll be back hanh!

u had changed the speech right?..dont lie!

oooo...umm..ya

wat problem do u have with my dad, hanh?

i dont have any problem with him ..

i'm making an inverter on his name.....see this

oooh..

broke it!!

why are u behind my dad, hanh?

because he's not running a college, but a factory.!!

where donkeys are manufactured every year....

see..see over there..ur donkey

how dare u call him a donkey!!

then wat else should i call him..???

first he did engineering..then MBA..

n after that he went to America to work for a bank... heeeh

if he had to work in a bank only, then why did he do engineering?

for such donkeys..life only means profit or loss statement...

he's seeing there's profit being with u, tats why he's with u

you director's daughter whose gonna be a doctor..its good for his image etc etc

he has no attachment with u.....

wat do u think of yourself?

wat do u mean by sayin suhas is not interested in me?

aare..you bought new watch??..one minute..hold this

i have to show u demo everytime......

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