3 Idiots Page #6

Synopsis: Farhan Qureshi and Raju Rastogi want to re-unite with their fellow collegian, Rancho, after faking a stroke aboard an Air India plane, and excusing himself from his wife - trouser less - respectively. Enroute, they encounter another student, Chatur Ramalingam, now a successful businessman, who reminds them of a bet they had undertaken 10 years ago. The trio, while recollecting hilarious antics, including their run-ins with the Dean of Delhi's Imperial College of Engineering, Viru Sahastrabudhe, race to locate Rancho, at his last known address - little knowing the secret that was kept from them all this time.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rajkumar Hirani
Production: Big Pictures
  26 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.4
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
PG-13
Year:
2009
170 min
$6,500,000
Website
36,628 Views


hey suhas!

where were u?..i've been looking for u!

she lost her watch yaar..she's searchin for it.....

wat!!!!..u lost the watch???

aare leave it yaar..get a new one

aare it cost 4 lakhs.....

oh shut up!!

how could u be so careless pia!!..this careless attitude is disgusting

its disrespectful

tat was a limited edition watch u just lost!

u got it 4 free..so tats it..now u wear your 18th century watch at dinner..

wat?..wat are u staring at?

huh..now u'll start crying..real mature pia

i cant handle this..now stop crying n search!!

seach for some other hand for this watch..donkey!!!

hey..u're solid yaar..u said donkey to him on his face!

get lost!!

yaar its too much noisy here right..??

she's saying thank u to me..but i hear it as get lost

i said get lost only!

aare yaar,why're u getting so angry??

do u know..actually you never had loved him at all!

wat do u mean?

means..whenever he comes infront of u..

have u ever felt like wind is blowing..or dupatta/veil is flying in slow motion??

or the moon looks even bigger in the sky....?

such things only happens in a film, not in real life!

aare no-no..it happens in real life also....if u love a human, it'll happen...

it doesnt happen with donkeys

#.... phone ringing...#

hello!!..ya

wat??..

oh god!!..

ok ok..i'm coming..ya bye bye

hey..u're a medical student right?

i need ur help..its an emergency..please please!

come with me..please

aare yaar..u doctors take an oath tat u'll never say no to a patient!

wat do u call it..hippocratic oath!!

yaar help me yaar..please..its an emergeny..please

u barged into my sister's engagement, u broke my engagement

dad is taking BP pills because of u

and i'm helpin u over here

unbelivable!!

this hippocratics...it has just ruined doctor's lifes!!

aunty, where is raju?

he's gone to get a taxi....we called for an ambulance two hours ago..

our country is so weird..there is a guarantee for pizza to reach in 30 mins..but ambulance!!

he must be hospitalised..urgently!

hey stop man!

move..move..move..move

move..move..move..move

doctor..doctor.. emergency..emergency..

patient

keep this with u..

hey raju

idiot, u brought dad on a scooter?

then should i have sent him through a speed-post..??

dont get into my dad's profession!!

where?..where is dad?

ask the doctor!!!

this was a close call pia...

if it wud've been late by 2 or 2.5 hours, then we wud have lost him

good that u did not wait for an ambulance n got him on a scooter,

i'll go now..if there is any problem..call me ok..bye

rancho....

thank u yaar!

idiot, are you saying thank u to a friend....?

is tat silencer teaching u manners?hanh?

hasnt he told u..... friendship is the biggest sthan of a human!

go go..now go..u guys have exam tomorrow,right?

aare there are a lot of exams..... but dad is mostly only one..

now we'll take the post master sir n go only then!!

racho..forgive me yaar..i was frightened!

enough..enough.sshhh..quiet..quiet

forgive me..!!

enough..quiet!

enough..quiet!

go..meet dad..n dont go with such a gloomy face

go..

thanks yaar

go

#..... he was our pal......#

ur scooty saved a life today..its nice..

how much is it?

put chutney n see..might be, it'll tel!

aaaaaaeeeee....

hey happy independence day....

but today is not 15th august

but it is so for u..now u can wear ur mom's watch whenever u want!

nobody will say..y have u worn a 18th century watch n all tat!!

bye

hey

how do u know tat it was my mom's watch?

in a sister's wedding..if a girl is nicely dressed head to toe

except for an old watch in the hand, wat does it mean?

on tat day, u were missin ur mom a lot..right?

yes

ur mom must have been very beautiful, right?

yes, how do u know?

have u seen ur dad?..

life is a race..... if u dont run fast.... u'll be like a broken egg of the cuckoo bird

today we'll teach you how to prepare chutney

this chutney is very useful,

this is not only to have,

but its really useful to understand people too..

now the bad time has gone for you...

now u can leave donkeys and start loving humans

time is perfect for startin love....

temperature is constant... and the climate is clear n clean....

and if you felt love for someone....

sure its gonna rain on u............

hello..wake up!!

wat..uncle passed away or wat!! wat?

no stupid!

its already 8:
30.. at 9:00,the exam starts..u wanna go or not!!

aare yaar..how can u leave him alone here n go!

i'm there, doctors are there..n its only a matter of 3 hours

comeon..take my scooter n go..now come on go..its getting late

hey!!

why have u worn an old watch!

go!!

sorry sir..we were late..emergency!!

settle down there!

sir they r still writing!!

hello..time up!!

sir..5 minutes sir..we were half-an hour late!

it was an emergency sir..please please

examiner looked at us like we asked for both his kidneys!!

but we still continued to write

while he was busy arranging papers according to roll numbers

its over sir

u're late!.. i cant take ur papers

sir,please sir

sir, do u know, who we are?

even if u are prime minister's son, i wont accept ur paper!

sir do u know our names n roll numbers??

no..who are u guys?

u dont know..then..run run run run

hey..wats ur roll number?

where is it..

where is his paper?

aaaahhh!

today the results were gonna come

scared and innocent!..all were busy striking a deal with god

god..please save me with electronics, i'll break coconuts!

oh snake-god!..save my physics..i shall send one litre milk everyday!

oh cow-god!..just..just get me passing marks

god..i'll treat malati n sangeeta like my sisters..please save my results

god..god..i'll offer 100RS per month..surely god!..promise!

nowadays, traffic constables also dont accept 100RS..as if god wud fall for it!

check..check..check from below..check from below

its your's yaar.. in the last

and your's?

second last!

and rancho?

its not there yaar!

my heart sank,

not because we were last but because our friend had failed!

not posibble!.

its fine chatur

there is a mistake!..its not possible!

this is injustice..injustice..oh god!!

why is this idiot silencer shouting so much?

he has come second....

idiot..whose first then?

rancho!

rancho...idiot..

move..move yaar

we learnt something about human behaviour tat day

if ur friend fails, u feel sad!..

but if ur friend comes first..u feel even more sad!

on tat day..we were sad..

but there were two more people who were sadder than us

ranchhoddas chhanchad..first row..right of the director!

uday sinha..second row..third seat!

alok mittal..second row..fifth seat!

hey!

sir..is it compulsory to sit acccording to our ranks?

why, do u have any problem?

sir, i have problem with entire grading system itself!

its like caste-system sir!..A grade students-kings, C grade students-slaves!

its not nice sir!

do u have a better idea for this?

yes sir, i do have!

results should not be put up on a notice board....

why should we exhibit someone's weakness in front of all?

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Rajkumar Hirani

Rajkumar Hirani (born 20 November 1962) is an Indian film director and editor. He is widely regarded as one of the most successful and critically acclaimed filmmakers of the Hindi film industry. Hirani is known for directing the Hindi films Munna Bhai M.B.B.S (2003), Lage Raho Munnabhai (2006), 3 Idiots (2009), PK (2014) and Sanju (2018). All of his films have been huge commercial and critical successes. Most have won several awards, including the national awards, and have often been regarded by the media and audiences as some of the most path-breaking films in the history of Indian cinema. He has won 15 Filmfare Awards. He is the founder of production house Rajkumar Hirani Films. more…

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