3 Idiots Page #7

now sir..if in ur blood test, the haemoglobin count is less.,.

will the doctor give u tonic..or put up ur report on the TV?

u see sir!

so basically wat u're saying is i must go to each one's room one-by-one n say results in their ears!

u've come first..u've come second..i'm so sorry, u failed!

no sir,i dint mean tat way

but the thing is..grade creates divide..divide

now see..i've come first so i'm sitting with u..

whereas my friends have come last..

so they are seated in the last..in a corner

atleat they r sitting in a corner now..if they continue being with u,

next year they'll be out of the photo itself!

neither will they pass nor any company will give them jobs!

sir, they'll find a job some how sir....

there wil be atleast few companies..

which hire people n not machines for work!

its not like tat sir..they'll find a job.. i guarentee

oh..u guarentee it..u guarantee it!

bets..bet??

govind....

if even one among those two get a job in the campus interview..

then shave my moustache!

ok sir!!

happy?

happy sir!

woahhhh!!!!..

by using car's horn..u wanna hide ur horn..idiot!

idiot.. septic tank..u had the churan again...??

i dint do it..

raaaaju!!! hanh.....

we've been very used to this hot air from those days..

this idiot is only responsible for global warming!

i cant take it!

give me..give me ur wallet..i'll go n buy a pant!

leave it yaar..wear this chatur ramaalingam's suit's pant!

hey dont u touch my suit!

leave it yaar..rancho wil recognise u even without the pant!

hey Mr.,where's this address?

brother, if i was so educated....would i be selling groundnuts?

he doesnt know to read

but atleast he knows to speak!

brother..here in shimla..is there any ranchhodas chhanchad??

yes..yes..he stays over there!

#....he was like the fleeting wind.....#

lets go!

#....like a fluttering kite.....#

#..... where did he go? let find him!......#

oye chatur..here's is ur bottle of churan!

oh thanks..where did u find it?

it was in the pocket!

hey..how dare u!..tats my pant..

hey wat mine..wat ur's..its written in gita!

hey shut up... remove pants

hey wat are u doing yaar!..people will misinterpret!

mad..idiot!

hey leave..

hey i want it now!

wat happened?

rancho's dad!

brother, where can i find ranchhodas?

he's sittin over there...

thank you...

rancho

yes

oh sorry.. we wish to meet ranchhodas

i'm only ranchhodas..tel me?

no..ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad

i'm only ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad..tel me?

rancho....take care of yourself!

ranchhodas chhanchad!!!

raju!!

yaar..i must be the first man in history who travelled from delhi to shimla in underwear that too ..to meet a wrong person!

yaar..the same name..the same degree..n the same photo

but the person is different..wats the matter!..i'm unable to understand!

but from where did silencer get rancho's address?

yes!

oye chatur!..come here

hey..hey..

how dare u open this..i got this from san francisco

its hand-made biscuit..

specially for Mr.phunsuk wangdu!

phunsuk bangdu...now who is this?

wangdu..wangdu..'W'..'W'...phunsuk wangdu..

do u know who that is??

he's a great scientist...400 patents..the world wants him!

i have been chasing him from past one year..n the meeting has been fixed now!

u know..once he signs a deal with my company..i'll be huge!..huge!

now stop praising this wangdu n

tell us from where did u get rancho's address?

u should be thanking phunsuk wangdu..its because of him, tat i found a clue

see this..my secretary tracey was here last month to arrange a meeting with phunsuk wangdu

tracey cudnt get an appointment with phunsuk but i got rancho

i checked shimla's phone directory..in that the name was..chhanchad ranchhodas

then how did his appearance change??

he heard u r coming n got a plastic surgery done or wat?

only one man can answer this!

i'm sorry dad!..

i cudnt fulfil ur last wish!

u kept on telling..take me to haridwar..take me to haridwar

but i was waiting for the highway's tender to be opened

the tender opened over there

and u closed ur eyes over here!

i'm so sorry dad!..

i could not be a good son!

what are u saying yaar?..

u have become such a great engineer,

the degree's been put up on the wall

u r a very good son!

how dare u enter my property without my permission, hanh?

i'll put u behind bars!

u'll go behind bars, idiot!

we have investigated everything..

on the basis of ICE degree, u're taking these highway contracts and hydro projects

this degree belongs to our friend..how did it come to u?

its a 150 hectares property..i'll blow off ur heads and bury u in a corner..nobody will get to know!..

get the point!..now get lost!

i'm taking dad's ashes and going to haridwar..if u say, i'll even take ur bones along with that!

lift the dad!!!!

over there..there there

leave my dad!

aeeeeee..

tell who u are..or else i shall immerse ur dad's ashes over here itself

handover dad to me!

dad's ashes wont go to ganga..they'll go into the gutter!!

aeeee...remove dad from the pot...remove from the pot!

if u press the trigger then i'll press the flush!

see, 'll count till three..tats it!..

hey..whom are u scaring, hanh?..shoot!

raju,put it in!

one..

hey..we'll go to hell but along with that we'll even finish ur dad!..got it

two..

then strain-strain n remove ur dad using a strainer!

wat?

we got the wrong one..this one is empty.

empty???

empty??

empty..v'll empty it!

no no

v'll empty it..v'll empty it..i'm tellin u..v'll empty it

noooooooo...hands up!

come on tel..tel, who you are?

aare, i'm ranchhodas yaa!

aeeeeeeeeeee

no..i swear on dad..i swear on dad..i'm tellin the truth yaar!

i'm ranchhodas..he was chhote!

chhote??????

he was the son of our gardener..

everyone used to call him chhote!

even after his mom-dad passed away...dad let him stay in the house!

he used to do odd house-hold works..u know

changing bulbs..gettin eggs n bread..ironing..like

he was very much interested in studies!

he used to wear my old uniform n get into the school

whichever class he liked..he would go n sit in that one!

i used to take advantage of that..

i used to make him do my homework also

and make him write my exam papers also

i was having a good time!

then one day..

master ji saw that a sixth standard child was solving a tenth standard problem

which class u r in,son?..wats ur name?

we were caught

dad was a big man so master ji thought its better to tell him before telling the principal!

u've beginned this..then u only wil end it!

the whole himachal salutes in front of me..

but as soon as i turn away....behind my back,

they call me an illiterate!

this wont happen with my son!

he wants education...and me..just..degree

let it continue as it is...make this boy an engineer

ranchhodas chhanchad's degree..over there..on that wall i want

i went away to london for four years ..n he kept studyin in ICE using my name

he had a deal with my dad that after gettin a degree from ICE

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