3 Idiots Page #8

he wont meet anyone from ICE in his whole lifetime!

he usually said..i wont go meet anyone..but one day two idiots will come searching for me

then wat wil u do?

he misses u both a lot!

i'll give u the address..

go meet him..

but dont tel my secret to anyone yaar..please!

which secret?

aeeeeeeeeee

sir ji..u got d wrong glass..big sir is in this

hey wat d hell is goin on?..

who was that gun man?

u cant understand...

ignore it..ignore it

where are we going?

ladakh

ladakh?..why??

to meet rancho!

is he in ladakh?

what he doing over there?

dont know..but this is a school's address!

school teacher..he he he..master ji!

i'm vice-president of rockledge corporation!

and he..A for apple..B for Ball

D for donkey

next week, i'll be signing a multi-million dollar deal with phunshuk wangdu!

and he..A for apple..B for ball

today, my respect grew even more for that Idiot rancho!

we all went to college only to get a degree....

if we dont have a degree, we wont have a job!

if u dont have a job, no father will give his daughter's hand

bank wont give credit card, n world wont respect us...

but that idiot came to college, not for the degree but to study!

he wasnt afraid to come last or greedy to come first!

who was the first man to step on the moon?

neil armstrong sir!

obviously its neil armstrong, we all know it..but who was the second man?

dont waste ur time, its not important!

nobody remembers the man who ever came second!

after two monthes..26 companies will come to this college to offer jobs to u all!

that means before ur final exams,

u'll have jobs on ur hands!

this is ur last act my friends!

put the medal on the pedal..press the accelerator

go out there n make history

any questions?

yes..

sir, suppose any student gets a job and.....

he fails in the finals by 1-2 marks..

then will the job remain or....?

very good question

is there any other person, in whose mind, the same question is arising?

as expected

please come on stage, everyone give them a big hand..come on the stage..come

come...come..dont waste time!

from past four years, they have been the most consistent students of ICE!

because consistently, they've come last in every exam

come my geniuses..come

if we remove these two people's brains n sell in the market, we'll get a very gud price!

because they r unused brain..never have been used!

n to answer to their question

whether they paas or fail, its not gonna affect their jobs

because they r not gonna get jobs at all!

i guarentee it

their names will be written in gold

FARHANITRATE n PRERAJULISATION!..

give them a big hand please..everybody!

idiot, he raped completely...

collective rape u know..in front of..in front of everyone!

god...i'll stop eating non-veg..i'll light thousands of incense sticks!

do only one thing..

take away VIRUS from this world!

burn him in hell..

make hot pakkodas of him in hot oil....god..

aeee

are u giving god a contract to kill?

idiot u sit quietly, hanh..

idiot every year u sit in the centre with VIRUS n take photo

while we'll be rotting in the side

this year i think we'll be finished out of the photo itself!

aee..

do u know why i come first?

why?

because i'm in love with machines

engineering is my passion..passion

do u know wats ur passion?

hey tats my bag..

keep quiet man!

wat are u doin, rancho?

hey..

this is ur passion..this..this

go n post this letter..

but wat is it?

andre..isthawa

ya..isthawa

he wanted to go to him..go to hungary n learn work from him!

but fearing his dad, due to hitler qureshi, he never posted the letter at all!

aare..quit engineering..n become a wild life photographer!

do that work which u are talented in!

if lata mangeshkar's dad would have told her to become a fast bowler

or sachin tendulkar's father would have told him to be a singer..

then think..where would they stand today!

are u understanding, what i'm sayin?

idiot..he loves animals but is marrying machines!

ae

baba ranchhodas..

my girlfriend n wife..both are engineering itself

then y do i come last..tel?

because u are a coward..coward

see this..see his hand..the fingers are less..and the rings are more

one for exam..one for sister's marriage n one for job

aare..if u fear so much from the future..u think u can live?

and where wil u focus on today?

i've got weird friends yaar

one fears and lives..and one idiot..dies and lives!

heyy

but u idiot..do both the things..

u fear also and die also...

ae..i dont fear!

hey..listen

he dies on pia and fears to tell

aaaaaaaahehheee

go go..get lost

its easy to give free advise dude but difficult to follow it

if u dare..then go n tell pia..tel

hey from where n all u guys r connecting things..

there's full connection baba

listen to me..listen to me

what i say is..if u go and tell pia about what u feeling

then even i'll go and tel my dad that i wanna be a photographer..

and dont wanna be an engineer

yes

even i'll remove all my rings and go to give interview

now say

say..do u dare..

baba rancchodas rolled his tongue back....what will he say?

come..

come...

where... where.?

mmm hmm.. come...

veeru,

jay has come veeru!!!

see..see if there's any dog!

hey cowards...im not afraid of anythin....come!

hey u guys get in..if there's any danger outside..i'll give VIRUS alert!

idiot..VIRUS..old man!

hey

shall i give background music?

pia?

sshhhhh..dont shout..

i'm ranchhodas chhanchad

listen to me for 2mins then i'll go away

[raju singing...... on background]

[dont say anythin, dont at all say anythin!..]

pia,

the 22minutes tat i spent with u on the scooter

those were the most beautiful 22minutes of my life!

i can spend the rest of my life on the scooter with u

wow!

#.......everythin is still.......#

do u know..u come on scooter everyday wearin a bride's costume in my dreams!

instead of the veil... takes off ur helmet!

and you come near me to kiss me

but that kiss wont happen yaar...

why?

beacuse nose comes in between and then i wake up

nose doesnt come in between, stupid

i'm sorry..i thought u were pia..

i wish i was

sister, why did u interrupt in between?

he took 4 years to say this

pia kiss him n tell him, nose doesnt come in between

you have my permission

kiss him yaar..hez so cute

who is this?

sister

who r u?

do u know..when u were speakin..he kicked..first time!

he..how do u know its a he or she?

dad had asked the astrologer..

he wanted to know,is an engineer coming home or a doctor?

means?

means if its a boy, then its an engineer and if its a gal, then its a doctor

oye champ..u stay inside itself..outside there's a lot of circus!

and the circus's ringmaster, your granfather will spin the hunter and say run!

life is a race..run..be an engineer

but you become watever your heart says

if he scares you too much

keep a hand on ur heart n say AAL IZZ WEll!

he kicked!

say again ..AAL IZZ WELL!

ALL IZZ WEll!

yes..he kicked..he kicked..pia

say ALL IZZ WELL!.

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