3 Idiots Page #9

Synopsis: Farhan Qureshi and Raju Rastogi want to re-unite with their fellow collegian, Rancho, after faking a stroke aboard an Air India plane, and excusing himself from his wife - trouser less - respectively. Enroute, they encounter another student, Chatur Ramalingam, now a successful businessman, who reminds them of a bet they had undertaken 10 years ago. The trio, while recollecting hilarious antics, including their run-ins with the Dean of Delhi's Imperial College of Engineering, Viru Sahastrabudhe, race to locate Rancho, at his last known address - little knowing the secret that was kept from them all this time.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Rajkumar Hirani
Production: Big Pictures
  26 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.4
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
PG-13
Year:
2009
170 min
$6,500,000
Website
37,099 Views


.ALL IZZ WELL!

goooooooo!

you send letter to my dad!.... take this pee-mail freely from us

pigeon..go go go..

pigeon go go go...

pigeon go go go

whoz it?

whoz it?

your coming son-in-law..idiotic VIRUS..and marriage attenders!

rastogi!!

security..that way..that way!!!

so u all have already learnt about the simple pendulum

now lets get down to the advanced study about compound pendulum

its an irregular object oscillating about its own axis

let me demonstrate to u

wats this??

pencil

wats inside it?

lead!

good! lead is the axis to this pencil

even u can be a compound pendulum if u osscilate about

where is raju rastogi?

present sir!

hi..everybody is here

good morning sir..

where were u last night?

sir, he was studyin sir..he was studyin whole night sir!

really?

he hasnt slept since two nights, thats why he's lookin like this sir!

wat are u sayin!

wat were u studyin?

ummmm..

induction motors sir..induction motor..he studied fully sir..induction motor!

in tat case, mr.raju rastogi..

yes sir........

can u tel me how an induction motor starts?

brrrrm..

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

brrrrrrrrrr.....

stop it!

brrrrrrrrrrmmm brmmmmm brmm brm

sir..rum!!

mr.rastogi, lets have a cup of tea in my office

sir

close the door

do u know how to type?

yes sir

can u type a letter for me?

definitely sir

come sit

sir i'm sorry sir

please type

dear sir,

it is my painful duty to inform u that ur son is restigated..

no no sorry..delete it delete it..go back!

ur son mr.raju rastogi

is restigated from the IMPERIAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING!

come on..type type..come on..go on

dad will die sir....

please type

sir,please sir

my decision is final and irrevokable!

he's living only in a hope that he could see me becoming an engineer sir!

you could've thought of this before you pissed in front of my doors...

sir give me one more chance sir, please..just one chance

sir please sir

ok..remove ur name from the letter

and put rancchodas chhanchad's name!

i know he was with you last night!

be my witness and i wont remove u from the college

you have 7.5 minutes with you..to think

#......we wont let you go .......#

#.......we shall not let you leave.......#

#.......even if god might summon you.......#

#.....but we are not the one who fear him.....#

#.....we are standing here in this ground with resolve.....#

#.....take out our eyes from our pal....#

#....no matter how hard you try.....#

#....we're not gonna let you leave lik this.....#

#......we wont let you go .......#

#.......we shall not let you leave.......#

rancho, look at that monitor

raju!

the body is paralyzed due to the shock

but the mind is alert

he can see us and hear us!

please aunty, dont cry in front of him!

talk to him normally.. motivate him.. crack jokes.. keep him happy

oye raju, we have a good news yaar

dad is become proper yaar.... that new medicine worked!

its rastogi family's tradition tat..

if one man gets up.. the other man will lie down!

comeon comeon..getup now

your dad is askin for pia's scooter?

wat do u say?..shall i give it?

wont he bang it?

hey raju, farhan wants to tell u somethin

on the webcam..live from the hostel!

see this..virus has cancelled ur suspension..problem solved

comeon..wake up atleast now!

everythin is solved...

oye..are u listening....hey

rastogi!!

see this..mom bought a new saree..new saree

brand new

it costs 2000 bucks son..see

atleast get up now..idiot

not one..she bought ten sarees..ten!

see

oye raju

raju..tel me,how do i look?

hey..kammo

have u heard about kammo?

aare, kammo's marriage has been fixed

and tat too..without any dowry!

hey..bridegroom..the bridegroom doesnt want maruti 800

doesnt want anything..wants kammo..only kammo..

hanh...

n do u know whoz the bridegroom?

yes

whoz the bridegroom?

guess it

u know him very well

hanh...

he loves animals a lot

hanh..???!!

and ..and he's gonna be a wild life photographer!

hey keep quiet!..keep quiet!

didnt flash??

aare,its our farhan yaar!

as if our farhan will take dowry from u ppl!

aare, our farhan will marry ur sister..farhan!

and that too..free..free..free

hey..hey..

hey..hey raju

raju

if we would have given 1 kilo lady's finger and 1/2 kilo paneer freely to that idiot,

even then he wud get up

what was the need to sacrifice me?

well done yaar..well done well done

everything is fixed..ur sister's marriage is fixed

farhan will marry..ok done!!!

rancho!!..

idiots..how much wil u lie??

u r saved..idiot!!

did u call for a taxi?

i have called for it,... its waiting

thank you,,..

why?

i have to go 4 a job interview

oh..so u gonna go with me?

no..i'll drop u home n i'll go for the job interview!

idiot..why will i go home?

did u forget?..

we had promised something to this idiot!

give..give me ur tie!

why?

give it..i dont think after reading this, u'll be able to go for the interview!

what is this?

its a letter

its come for u..from hungary!

its some photographer..andre isthawan!

idiots..u posted my letter?

he liked ur photos very much..he's become crazy!

he wants to make u his assistant!

he has called you to work in the brazilian rainforest for one year!

he's sayin..he'll even give u salary!

dad wont oblige!

go to him..n make him understand lovingly..

dont fear today farhan..

otherwise after 50yrs when u'll be old and fallen in the hospital...

and be waiting to die

u'll think then..letter was in the hand..taxi was at the gate..

if i had dared a little bit..life would have been somethin else!

wat do u think, will he like it?

what was the need to get such an expensive one!

today, son is getting a job

now the days to put our head up and roam wid pride are arriving n u r being stingy!..hanh?

aare farhan?

farhan, today was ur interview..right?

i dint go

i dont wanna be an engineer dad!

wat happened..u had an an accident?

sir..umm..

that building in front sir..

i had jumped off its third floor sir!

why?

because i was restigated!

why?

sir i had pissed on director's door when i was in a drunken state...

that devil rancho is still playin with ur brain?

i cant understand engineering..even if i'll be..i'll be a very bad engineer dad!

rancho tells a very simple thing..

whatever u enjoy doing, make that ur profession!

then work wont seem work but a game!

aare..how much will u earn in that jungle?

dad, stipend is'nt too much but i'll get to learn a lot!

after 5yrs, when u'll see ur friends buying a car

then u'll curse urself!

i'll be frustrated being an engineer,

then i'll curse you throughout my life!

dad,its better i curse myself..right?

aare..people will laugh!!

they'll say that you came till final year and had quit!

that kapoor sir told me that u're lucky that ur son is studyin in ICE!

what will he think?

kappor sir din get AC fixed in my room!

makin me sleep comfortably..he himself din sleep in heat!

makin me sit on the shoulders..kapoor sir din take me around the zoo!

u did all that dad!

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Rajkumar Hirani

Rajkumar Hirani (born 20 November 1962) is an Indian film director and editor. He is widely regarded as one of the most successful and critically acclaimed filmmakers of the Hindi film industry. Hirani is known for directing the Hindi films Munna Bhai M.B.B.S (2003), Lage Raho Munnabhai (2006), 3 Idiots (2009), PK (2014) and Sanju (2018). All of his films have been huge commercial and critical successes. Most have won several awards, including the national awards, and have often been regarded by the media and audiences as some of the most path-breaking films in the history of Indian cinema. He has won 15 Filmfare Awards. He is the founder of production house Rajkumar Hirani Films. more…

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