3 Idiots Page #10

what u think, makes a difference!

wat kapoor sir thinks, it doesnt make a difference to me!

aare..i dont even know his first name!

have u watched a film n come..are u performing drama?

stop it now.. poor guy is tensed!

god forbid..if he commits something like raju!

then the discussion is only over!

dont say anything to son or else he'll jump from the terrace!

no dad..i wont commit suicide!..

i promise!

that rancho..

whom u call a devil!..

he forcibly made me put ur's and mom's photo in this!

he started sayin that....promise me....that whenever such stupid thoughts come to ur mind!

see this photo and think what will happen to this smile when they see ur dead body!

dad, i wanna convince u!..

but not by hanging this suicide's sword on ur head!

what will happen.... hanh?

if i be a photographer....then i'll earn less right?.. home will be small, car will be small!

but dad, i'll be happy..

i wil be really happy!

whatever i do for u..i'll do it from my heart!

till today..i have listened to whatever u said, today..just once..let me listen to my heart!

please dad!

dad..dont go..please!

return this one..

son, how much will ur professional camera cost?

will we get it against this laptop?

if it costs more money, then ask me son

go..go son..live ur life

yourself marks are consistenly poor.. any particular reason?

due to fear..i was a bright student since childhood

parents thought that it will abolish our poverty!

i started to fear!

when i came here.. i saw that there's a race,.. if u dont come first, no one will recognize u

i started to fear even more!

fear is not good for grade, sir!

i started wearing more rings..praying more

not only praying..i started begging to god

give me this, give me that!

sir, today i havent told god..tat get me this job

i just folded my hands..n said thank u 4 this life

if u guys..if u guys even reject me today..then i dont have any regrets

because i believe..i'll somehow do something worthy with my life sir!

see..this very much frank behaviour of ur's is not good for our company!

we need a diplomatic person to handle the clients

and u are way too straightforward!

but..if u assure us that u can control this attitude of ur's..

then..something can happen!!!

sure

after breaking both the limbs, i learnt to stand on my feet sir,

with great difficulty, i got this attitude in me!..it wont cant happen sir!

u keep ur job, i'll keep my attitude

i'm sorry..dont mind sir!

stop

i've been recruiting from the past 25years.. conducted a lot of interviews

to get the job.. people find yes in our yes itself!

from where have u come yaar??..

sir..i??

how much salary will u take brother?..lets discuss

thank u sir..

thank u

oh emperor....

you're great

accept out gift...

govind...............!!!!!!!!!!!

sir you only told if they get job, remove your moustache.....

hanh,.... what have you done?

he eh ehehehheehheeeehhe

im feeling like someone undressed me

humiliated me....

i wont let you conquer, rastogi

you gonna get job only when you pass in final exams,,,,

but this time im gonna set the paper for exam........

dad

thats not fair

everything is fair in love and war....

and this is world war 3

rastogi you're gone this time....

hehe heheheee

what are you doin here?

easy easy....

you're drunk?

ya yaar, had to take two, four...

two... four??

two or four?

i was in need of dareness...

for what?

to steal this....

what is this?

a duplicate key of VIRUS's office

sshh ssshh sshhhs

questions papers are in the red sealed envelope....

dad has set by himself....

to fail raju in exam..

take it out...

mad or wat??

this is cheating yaar... no..

everything is fair in love and war

eeheh eheheh

ok... just tell me one thing,...

do you really feel...

nose comes in between if wanted to kiss?

hmmm...

ey have this dhokla... hold this,

u gujrati people are too cute yaar.. but why does your food sound so dangerous?

dhokla, phaphda, handhwa, thepla, kakkrah

its seems as though they are some missiles!

come..come on

tonight bush dropped two dhoklas..400 killed, 200 injured!

come on..

aare

i can bear with khakrah, phaphda

but this name of ur's

ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad!

yack!!

i wont change my surname after marriage, hanh?

pia, we cant get married

why?..

do u love someone?..

no

are u a gay?

no

then why dont u propose me?..

are u impotent?

then prove it..prove it

pia..i'm not..

hey stop stop stop stop!

aare, wat happened?

aare, we havent informed pia at all!

oh stop now..my bladders are bursting!!..

oh shutup yaar!

are u in touch with her?

no yaar

but i have her landline no.

then dial it, i'll stop..

ya..stop stop stop

hello!

no place to piss in this country??

hello..ya..is pia there?

she's not there sir

ok..where will she be availiable?..in the hospital?

sir, why will she go to hospital today.. its her marriage today!

she's gone to manali!

pia marriage is over!

its not yet over..see, its a 6 hour's way..if we speed up, then we'll surely reach before the marriage vows!

wat do u say?

now if u have already thought about it partner, then take a u-turn!

ae, no u-turn..straight to ladakh..we'll meet rancho n come back..

friday, i have a meeting with phunsukh wangdu

come..come..sit in the car

if i miss it, u know wat will happen!

the japanese will get in..

they are offering him a first name in the company

phunshuk n fujiashi..profit hearings are....

pia weds suhas!!

and thanks for the suit, hanh!

yaar..virus will suffer a heart attack

hello.., hello

whenever his daughters are getting married..we come off to ruin it!

ok listen..i'll handle pia..u pull out the price-tag!

farhan!

we found rancho, pia!

is it for 107?..

yes sir!

give it here..

how much time do u take yaar?

sorry sir..

come on..go

house-keeping sir!

come in!

more..more..amore

quick quick iron my sherwani!

more..more..amore

aare, we found rancho..still, will u marry this donkey?

u're mad, farhan!

dont fool urself pia!

you love rancho even today.. n eating these dhoklas remembering him!

more..more..amore

he's a dog's tail..put it inside a pipe for 12years.. when u remove it..it'll still remain bent!

shutup farhan..suhas is the changed man!

now he never talks about brands n prices!

my 1.5lakh worth sherwani!!!!!!!!!

why do u people eat chutney???

sir'i'll do something sir!

wat..wat will u do?

sir..sir..we get such shirts n sherwanis everyday in our laundry sir!

i'll clean it within 2minutes sir!

sir..one minute sir!

get it soon!

but its too late now, farhan!

pia..pia..come, its getting late!..comeon

pia..i'm raju..dont shout, people will kill me

where is suhas?

aare, he had come from house-keeping..he took away the sherwani!!

go inside..n send suhas

the hymns are going on pia..if i get up n go then all will be furious yaar!

yes farhan, tel me

car is ready at the gate

i'm telling..take pia n run!

aare dont move yaar

sir??

sherwani??

u are here?

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