3 Idiots Page #11

yes

whose taking the vows over there?

vows?

if the vows get over..then our marriage will be over..i'm already married pia..lets go!

there are so many people over here..all of the will laugh!!

aare, because people laugh..so will u suicide?

aare..rastogi??

pia.. people will gossip for two days n forget it!

but today if u do this marriage..u never forget that car was at the gate!

we had come to take u to rancho..but only because u feared from people

u got married to this donkey!

house keeping??

yaar pia..there is a small..minor tension..

what?

we dont know if rancho's married or not?

wat!!

aare, i would'nt have happened yaar..it would'nt have happened!

and if it would've happened?

then we'll drop u back!

aare, dont take tension..have this biscuit

hand-made biscuit from san-francisco

idiot,,,.

from where did he come?

ignore it..ignore it..

u eat the biscuits..eat..

its very good

AAL IZZ WELL..AAL IZZ WELL!

till yesterday i was a noble citizen of this country

but in the last 24hours..i had got an emergency landin of a plane

almost immersed shyamalda's soul in the gutter

and kidnapped a bride from her wedding

all for that idiot rancho

but even tat idiot gave out his heart for his friends

he had entered ravan's territory, to steal a question paper for raju

search for a red sealed envelope

ok come...

he was very afraid..that if raju failed, he'll again go n do a high-jump!

but even we were very principled robbers!

we had sweared tat we'll steal the paper oly 4 raju..we wont even c it ourselves!

aare yaar,where has he hidden it?

aare yaar, searching like this, it'll be good morning

rancho, ask pia

where are u, since then i'm callin u?

pia, ur phone

give it to me, one minute pia..pia

jiju..when we say AAL IZZ WELL..it kicks!

it kicked

u heard?

pia, your phone

we got it..rancho..

hello??

aare atleast call me sometimes!!

make its copy..make its xerox copy..quick!

take it

keep it wherever we got it from...

carefully!

oye where had you been???? hanh?

hanh??

take this...

what is it??

enjoy....

question paper....

VIRUS's had set by himself to make you fail in exam....

weird friends i've got....

teaching how to live straight forward first....

then makin me do things that are odd...

no..today..

if i pass, it'll be on my own ability!

otherwise its ok if i fail!

idiot!

idiot won my heart!..my heart said i'll make this idiot my brother-in-law

um.. um... then i controlled my emotion!

go..go..

no sir no sir please..

u had come to change the system!

u'll piss on my door

bloody rascals

sorry sir

you are restigated, if u r'nt gone by morning..i'll call the police

i'll call the police

rascals..rascals all of u!

how did he get my office's key?

i gave him the keys dad

i wish i had given it to my brother

he would have been alive today..

stop it pia

what do u think?..brother, fell off the train and died?

shutup pia

you decided that he'll be an engineer.....

did you ever ask him, what he wanted to be?

how much you pressurised brother, dad..

he thought its easier to die than to give an entrance exam!

what is she saying?

dad, you go into the room!

you get into your room!

pia stop it..wat r u doin pia!..i'm tellin u right..

brother wanted to study literature..he wanted to be a writer

but he could'nt write anything more than this suicide note!

pia, hide that letter..please!

till when will i hide it sister?

once

only once if u would have told him

if u can do engineering then quit it!

do whatever you like!

then today brother would have been alive, dad!

he cannot suicide

u're right dad, it wasnt a suicide...

it was a murder!

in many areas..the roads are immersed in water..their is total traffic jam!

dad..

dad!!..

mona....

aare, i told you to go back right? then why are you coming behind us?

why..is this your mom's road?

please help..we are desperate here! is there only one ambulance in the city?

get an ambulance from some other hospital!

the whole city is immersed in water, sir

we cant do anythin!

no..pia..that..

hey mona..wat happened?

rancho..pia!

rancho, its impossible to reach over here.... so do as i say!

you guys are not understanding!..get water bags..drive fast!!..u're not underst.......

they disconnected!!

monaa!

monaa!

be careful..be careful

turn on the light..turn on the light!

table..table..table-tennis table

raju, switch on the webcam!

yaa

ya pia..

hello raju..where is sister....show me!!

ya..hold on hold on

dont worry.. hold on

see this pia

sister ,everything will be alright! i'm near u..ok?

pia i'm dying..

rancho, when there were no hospitals and doctors in this world even then babies were born...

you guys will carry on sister's delivery

aaaaa

aal izz well..aal izz well..

how dare you...???

wat are you guys doing?

dad, dont come in between..please stay out of this ok!!

farhan, you go get towels and scissors....

millimeter, get cloth drying clip and hot water....

rancho you cover sister...

sister.... push

push..push..come on..

push....

keep quiet..i'm unable to push

rancho, see if crowning is happening?

crowning means?

go get that diagram

rancho, see if the head is coming out

come on rancho..quickly

gooooooo

go go go..go rancho..go..come on

no..no crowning..its not coming..no

sister.. please push

mona..

mona

she's tired pia..

wake her up

if she doesnt push, then it'll be a big problem

vacuum cup has to be put, pia

from where will they get a vacuum cup over there...

wat is a vacuum cup?..how does it look?..wat do they do with it?

i'll show u

if the mother gets tired and is unable to push then this cup is put on the baby's head

suction pump creates vacuum and this cup sticks on the baby's head

then the baby is pulled out

i can make this..i can make it

how?

vacuum cleaner sir..

vacuum cleaner??..

yes sir..vacuum cleaner

but vacuum cleaner's pressure is too much rancho

i'll control the pressure

is there a vacuum cleaner over there?

its there in my office

farhan go soon and get it from sir's office

take the key

mona..push mona..come on push

wat happened?

wat happened?

ya pia

hello raju wat happened?

the light is gone pia

oh god!!..now how wil the vacuum cleaner work

farhan, you get the vacuum cleaner and i shall get the light..

how?

millimeter..get virus out..fast come on

come virus..get out..get out

aare not this virus yaar.. my virus, the inverter that i had made

that?

go get that soon

oh ok..that one..i understood!!!

raju..wake everyone in the hostel

and tell them that we want car battery, wires, tool kit and vaccuum gauge.. come on

come out..there's an emergency in the common room

where is rancho?

sir sir sir..here sir

everyone keep the batteries over here..comeon..quickly!

and the wires

raju.. turn off all switches and connect this inverter to main...

take this

rancho, vacuum cleaner...

farhan.... that camera cleaning thing..what do u call it?

plower..plower..go n get it soon

rancho, take this plower

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