3 Idiots Page #12

pull the vaccuum and put it on the pipe..over here!

rancho..its done!

is every swiches off?

now turn on only TT table's n computer's light!

raju, turn on the computer..fast!

help me..connect this..put it in this!

pia..come soon..pia..come soon

love u rancho

farhan..on it

yes

pia, how much must the suction be?

not more than 0.5 rancho

farhan..0.5

cover up

yes

ok

delivery using vacuum cleaner..i havent seen this in 20 yrs of my career!

farhan..off it..

yeah

raju, get on the table..see me

push the baby down like this..like this

farhan, turn it on..

come on sister....push..u can do it!

come on mona..push..come on

think abt champ..for champ..come on

come on mona..mona push

its coming..its coming

come on sister....you can do it

farhan..turn it off..

ya ya..i turned it off

put two clips..and cut the umbical chord

farhan, get two clips..fast!

put it on the umbical chord and get scissors

careful careful

get the towel..towel

pia..pia,,,why isnt it cryin?

hanh?..

hey

hey champ

rancho rub its back

hey champ

no..nothin is happening..

blow air into its mouth..

come on..

come on champ

nothin is happening

queit mona..quiet..

say all izz well.. say aal izz well

it kicked

what!!!

it kicked

say aal izz well.. all izz well

all izz well

all izz well

all izz well

all izz well

all izz well

all izz well

all izz well

yeah!!!!

at that time if VIRUS would have told that his grandson would have been an engineer...

i would have raped that idiot!

but when that idiot opened his mouth, then a miracle happened!

solid you kick.. will u become a footballer or what?

become..become whatever ur heart says

stop....where are u going?..

i'm not finished with you,

on the first day of college, you had asked me a question....remember?

that why dont they use a pencil in the space..

if the tip of the pencil breaks in the space, then it will be revolving under the action of gravity

it can get into someone's eyes, it can get into someone's nose

it can get into the instrument panel..

u were wrong..u were wrong

you cannot be right all the time!

you understand??

yes sir

this was a very important invention.... you understand?

yes sir

my director had told me....

when any extraordinary student comes...

go go go...go study...

pass in the exams and go away from here......

and now student of the year.. ranchhodas shyamaldas chhanchad

sir..one photo sir!

i wanted to capture all these memories in my camera n take it with me!

on that day, everyone were hugging each other, getting emotional and making promises

that we'll stay in touch, we'll surely meet up once in a year!

who knew that we were seeing rancho for the last time?

yaar, untie him!

i'll sue you all in american court!

raju..

this kinda school..... only can be made by that idiot rancho!

but where is he?

see there..

go in creatures..... go

dont piss over here...

u want a beating, hanh?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ha ha ha..

we got him.... that idiot is some where around.. come on

brother, where will we find ranchhodas?

is his name ranchhodas!!!

rancho

chote..chote..chote

aare, whats his name ultimately?

aare, cool down.... cool down

come with me..

where.. where is rancho?

rancho..rancho

farhan, do u know.....he has read every book written by u!!..see this

raju.... he reads ur blogs everyday!

he tells the children about ur research very proudly!

do u remember your helmet pia sister?

it was stolen right?

who are you?.. and how do u remember all our names?

didnt you recognize me?

no

how will u recogzine.. now that millimeter has become centimeter!

oye oye oye..idiot..what centimeter..u have become kilometer!!!

but what are you doing over here?

for the first time, i got a letter on my name.. i found a train ticket from tat

it was written inside that if you wanna study then board the train!

and i boarded it..

idiot rancho..

where is tat idiot?

furjee.. take this n go!!!

you come in my dreams everyday on a scooter wearing a bride's costume !

instead of the veil.. you take off your helmet!

and you come near me to kiss me!

aaaaaaah..ouch!

could nt you tell and go?

ummmm..no..

ummmm...sorry

did u get married?

wat?..wat?..

no..u?

almost, idiot!

then?

then what?

do you love someone?

hmm..

ya

who?

you..!

did you see, the nose does'nt come in between, stupid!

yes, thats right!

idiot rancho!

hi, farhan!

aare keep your hi to yourself!

aare listen to me!

no, you listen to me

aare..u listen to me..listen to me,

no,u listen to me, i'll explain everything

hey raju

idiot!!

look here...

aeee.idiot

hit him..hit him two-three from my side aswell

because of you, what all i had to become..u know?

this idiot got glasses!

come.. getup idiot.. getup

ha ha eh ehhe hehhhee

hey idiot!

having fun idiots?

hey.. hi chatur

ranchhodas chhanchad.....

namaste masterji

where have u reached?..u have become a teacher in the village, eh?

A for apple.. B for ball

we boarded the bus together right

but your train went away in reverse

straight to primary teacher from engineering

ha ha ha ha

whats the salary chanchhad?..tell me..Rs 5000, hanh?

for me, they are like 100 dollars

my son's pocket money is more than your salary

hey stop this non-sense

he used to do non-sense.. he wanted to change the education system

he wanted to change the world

now he changes children's diaper over here!

will you break his teeth or shall i break it?..idiot

hey let it be!

do you remember...i had told u..

one day you'll cry and i'll laugh

hehehe hahhaa

sign over here.. accept it.. that and lost and i won!

the declaration of defeat.. unbelivable yaar.. chatur.. unbelivable

hey, that is virus's pen

how did you get it.. you stole it?

umm..now what shall i say yaar?

this is for winners.. not losers

no problem.. if u have any difficulty in school and need a donation

to call my assistant, eh!

ha ha ehe he e

A for apple..B for ball

he has'nt changed at all yaar

yaar..ignore it,..ignore it!

leave him yaar..he'll keep sayin anythin

leave it..the good news is ur name is not ranchhodas chhanchad

imagine.... after marriage i would be pia chhanchad!

yack

by the way, whats your real name?

phunshuk wangdu

wangdu?

pia wangdu?

no.. means u r a scientist?

tat means u have 400 patents in ur name?

i wont change my surname after marriage

means you are chatur's wangdu?

are the japanese looking for you?

i dont like wangdu! i think so...

yaar tell me one thing.. are you a scientist or a teacher?

i'm a scientist but i also teach children

means you are the phunshuk wangdu??

yes man..yes

oye silencer.. hey chathur comeback!

stop stop stop

take van, hanh? ehhehe hehe

he wont stop that way!.. i'll stop him!

Mr.wangdu.. i cant believe u called!

i'm sorry mr.chatur but i cant sign a deal with your company!

what sir, what happened sir?

aare how shall i sign yaar.. you took away my pen!

he heh ehehe

what pen sir?.. i did'nt get you

the one thats in your hand.. virus's pen!!

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