42 Seconds of Happiness Page #10

the big words now.

The big acronyms.

Well, you don't die,

because you wake up, hopefully.

And right about that time...

Yeah, well, yeah.

When you wake up, and

(Takes a deep breath)

It's why you get up in the morning.

To good guys.

Where are they? I...

Am I a good guy?

Am I in this, am I in the club?

(Screaming)

[Man] A shooting range around the corner.

What kind of sick cosmic crap is that?

[Ike] Tomas, this is your game!

Sam's with your mother.

Is my mom coming to the wedding?

No. No.

She wasn't invited, but she's gonna bring Sam tomorrow.

She what?

She's gonna bring Sam tomorrow.

You can hide her, or whatever it is you do.

- That's how I do.

- [Marc] All day.

All day.

[Cybil] I can do it all day!

All day!

[Tomas] We're all nuts.

(Splashing)

[Alis] Yeah, I guess.

No, you did.

It was, so a guy runs into a bar,

asking, or screaming,

"Does anyone own a six-foot penguin,

"does anyone own a six-foot penguin?"

I'm sorry about Marc.

Bartender and all the patrons are like, "No, why?"

Guy says, "I think I might have just hit a nun."

(Laughing)

Oh, no.

[Marc] Oh, no. That's such nun-sense.

[Man] Oh, you did not.

[Felice] I did it!

[Maria] Oh, yes you did.

You know, when Sam was born,

she looked at me,

and I looked at you, and...

I'll never forget the look on your face.

(Splashing)

(Muffled speech)

[Alis] See you in court.

[Tomas] See you in court.

[All] Alis!

(Everyone speaks at once)

Be here now, Alis, come on!

[Felice] I can feel the relief wash over you!

Now, all we need is good old Tomas to get in.

[All] Tomas, Tomas!

Here he comes!

[Felice] Here he comes.

[Ike] Yes!

[Man] Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

[Felice] Tomas is at the diving board.

(Shouting)

[Ike] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

It's a stand-off,

who is gonna get in here first?

(Shouting)

Oh, oh, all right.

- All right.

- [Tomas] Maybe.

[Ike] Come on, buddy.

On three.

[Ike] All right, oh sh*t.

[All] One, two, three!

(Splash)

[Cybil] I'd like to give a shout out to, uh, Freebird.

(Water splashing)

I wish I knew you when I was a kid

But now I have to leave

Now I have to leave

Before

You leave me

And I wish I knew you when my heart was soft

Before it shut off

Maybe I wanted to lose you

Before you hurt me

Maybe I want to hurt you

Is this love

Is this love

Or am I faking

Is this love

Is this love

Is this love

Is this love

Or am I breaking

Is it

Is this love

You say it's the first time

You say I'm the only one

Isn't it strange

That if I am the only one

Why do I have to change

Is this love

Wish I knew you when my heart was

Something.

I wish I knew you when my eyes were clear

Now I just disappear

Maybe I want to lose you

Before you hurt me

Maybe I want to hurt you

Is this love

Is this love

Or am I breaking

Is this love

Is this love

Is this love

Is this love

Or am I faking

Is this

Is this love

What is

Love

Wish I knew you when I was a kid

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