6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park
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- 2011
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Okay.
- Okay.
- Let's do it.
If we go down to this... either end,
see, you can get it.
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- Like this, right?
- Yeah, that's good.
- So we're talking to you?
- Yeah.
Okay.
We have an amazing show tonight.
Oh, my God.
The creators of the legendary
Matt Stone and Trey Parker!
South Park's never been Matt
and I sitting there going,
"Okay, what's offensive?
What can we do that's offensive?"
Oh, "herro" "prease."
We just are sort of
offensive people, so...
Red rocket. Come on, dog. Red rocket.
You watch all four days of
the Democratic convention...
On Wednesday night,
I had to watch South Park, so...
Oh, this is hot scissoring.
Scissor me timbers.
All right,
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
N*ggers!
All the bad in society,
it's our fault.
You can blame us.
Now how about we do
some scripture readings
from The Book of Mormon?
They have a new musical
opening on Broadway
that is getting rave reviews.
It's called The Book of Mormon.
Been here in New York
for 2 1/2 months.
This is opening night in about,
what, an hour?
South Park seems like
in two weeks.
We're really stupid.
This was the longest break
we've ever had in between runs.
It's been quiet here
for the last few months.
It won't be any longer here shortly.
Well...
Knowing we have seven shows coming up
and we don't have any
ideas for them yet...
That's typical,
but to go back to South Park
There's this documentary
being made on South Park,
so that starts shooting now.
Let's go to the bathroom, boys.
Bathroom cam.
Oh, I probably should, actually.
I'll have...
Want to get that little
mini detail for 75?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
Just give me the keys.
I'll just give 'em to you.
What's your name? - Trey.
Trey, I'll take care of you,
what time you leaving today?
- 5 in the morning, probably.
- Okay.
It is kind of our mission
every morning to go in
and come up with ideas and jokes.
Writers' room is off-limits.
I will only bother the writers' room
if there's something that
has got to be dealt with
or answered right on the spot.
Man, we got to do seven episodes.
We never had cameras
in the writers' room.
Yeah, I mean, it's a really...
It's kind of a safe place.
For all the good ideas that we get,
there's, like,
The Japanese Tsunami, which isn't
funny at all,but there is, like...
every... a couple days, it's like,
a new video comes out,
'cause so many people were
everyone has a video phone.
It... you just... it looks...
Oh, it's terrifying.
Anyway, so Tsunami video?
Tsunami show?
- Not super funny.
- Real funny.
And you got to feel safe to just go,
"What about this?"
And it's like, people go, "well..."
You go, "okay, you know,
I don't take any offense.
You didn't like my idea."
And you got to feel
like... it is kind of...
It's weirdly vulnerable.
I've had friends that
worked at other shows,
and if you say something
that doesn't work,
they're like, "ah, that sucks.
You suck. You're not funny."
And these guys,
it's actually a very kind room,
and I think, like,
the worst you get is, "okay."
The way that they work is definitely,
like, having fun,
laughing, chasing that,
and never making it, like, a grind.
make you feel stupid these days.
"Hello, you.
"Kevin James is a Zookeeper.
Go see it, a**hole."
That trailer. Ugh.
Talking monkey? In a m-m-movie?
It's gonna help me g-g-get laid?
Kevin James is a Zookeeper. F*** you.
He's about to get married. F*** you.
I'm a squirrel. I can't talk.
F*** you.
Pirates of the
Caribbean forty f***ing eight.
F*** you.
You'll notice that a lot of
the people that work here,
they'll be going,
walking by back and forth,
and they're always kind of...
'Cause they know,
the more we're laughing in there,
the less hours they probably
have to work in here.
They walk by, there's no laughing,
and Trey's doing this and
I'm pulling out my hair...
And it's 3:
00 in the afternoon,and we should be done.
You know what's getting a lot
of traction in the last, like,
maybe six months is
how f***ed up the NCAA is
and how f***ed up it is that
players don't get paid.
They're playing on ABC
and they can't afford to
fly their mom to the game.
You look in the crowd,
and everybody's white.
All the athletic directors,
everybody's white.
All the players are black.
Or most of them are, you know,
And you're like, "dude,
like, on video.
You're signing video game deals."
When I first met him,
we had just seen
Indiana Jones and the
kingdom of the crystal skull.
Matt, like, really hated it,
and he was kind of going off
about it, and he was like,
"it was like a rape."
He just kept saying, like,
"the movie was like a rape."
And then... and while
he's saying this,
like, Trey's just kind of,
like, pacing around,
and then Trey just goes,
"okay so the boys are
coming out of kingdom"...
And then it was just... it
just started... it became...
I was like, "Oh, my God.
This is becoming an episode."
Why are they doing this?
They're just taking Indiana Jones,
and they're...
They're raping him!
I can't watch!
Let's get out of here, Kyle.
Why would Spielberg
and Lucas do this?
Come on! Let's go!
Why are they doing this?
Just run!
So then what if Cartman
starts a lucrative business
to play basketball?
And he videotapes
these crack babies...
It becomes really big,
but he doesn't pay the
crack babies anything.
Stan's mom volunteers at the hospital
Then Cartman sees a really
great investment opportunity.
"The most successful
businesses in America
"don't pay their labor.
- Don't you understand, Kyle?"
- "It's slave labor."
"I see; You're gonna represent
"How much money are
they paying you, Kyle?"
"No, I'm doing it pro Bono."
"What?
"You're doing it
just to get a f***ing boner?
"You know, it'd be fine... if
you were doing it for money,
"I'd understand,
but just to get a boner, Kyle?
Jesus Christ."
Just to get a boner.
There's on a show on this Wednesday.
We don't even know what it is,
and, like, even though
that's the way we've always done it,
there's this little thing going,
"Oh, you're screwed.
You're screwed."
And then I tried to get a diversion
and play a little Xbox last night,
and a big ad for South Park
came up on the Xbox.
You know, "Starting Wednesday."
And I was just like, "Oh, sh*t.
Just can't get away from it."
Let's do this.
Let's go till 11:30 trying to come up
with something completely new.
Then from 11:
30 to 12:30,we'll pick which of these shows
we're gonna do,
and we'll come up with a scene for that,
and then we'll be done.
A whole another show.
Last night, I went onto iTunes,
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