6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park Page #2

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and that thing came

up again that's like,

"your iTunes is out of date,"

you know, which happens every time.

"God damn it. Here it goes again.

I got to download another

version of iTunes."

How many times have I

hit "agree" to that,

and I've never even

read one line of it?

It's like, "Kyle's in trouble.

We got to help."

He's like, " F*** Kyle. I don't care."

It's like, "dude, he agreed

to the iTunes terms and conditions."

Like, "Oh, my God. Get him inside."

The joke is that everyone

always reads that

except for Kyle.

Even Butters is sitting with him.

"Whoa, you...Well,

how can you agree to something

"you didn't read, Kyle?

Never, ever, ever click

something without reading it."

"I said 'disagree.'"

because then Stan even showing up at

Cartman's house going, "we got to hide Stan."

And then Cartman's like, "why?"

And it's like, "he agreed to the

f***ing iTunes terms and conditions."

- "God damn it."

- "Did he read it?"

I happened to be downloading

the new version of iTunes

for the 400th time, and it was like,

clicking on that "agree" thing.

I'm like, "oh, you know,

I wonder if there's anything

really messed-up in here

that I'm agreeing to."

Then we had this parody

of Human Centipede

that went into it.

And then you start to... "Oh, wait,

this is actually starting

to be something."

Just draw a little Kyle

hat on that second one.

There's just Kyle in the

middle just getting f***ed.

Let's just do a profile shot first,

just sort of what it really

looks like in Human Centipede.

Let's see that as the side shot,

and then let's also see it

basically, like,

Japanese guy head-on with Kyle

kind of peeking out back here

and then her back here,

if we decide we're

gonna go that route,

we'll probably build

a walk cycle for it.

You know, sort of...

So I got them corel'ing

the real version.

Whenever Cartman comes in, just...

It doesn't matter what's

going on in the story.

He just has to have brought

the front guy a huge cappuccino

with six extra shots.

He just brings him a huge coffee.

I've learned that men

really super...They dig poo.

It's like, the goes in here,

out the f***ing ass into this mouth.

In this f***ing ass,

up this mouth, up into a cloud.

Down in the mouth,

out the f***ing ass of this person.

"Just upload all your

stuff to the cloud

and then down

into your f***ing a**hole."

"Go to sh*t to his mouth and to his ass."

The Japanese man could have to talk

for the whole centipede, you know?

It's like,

"What do you want to do, Kyle?"

"He said he want to", you know?

"Just whisper into my a**hole."

You know, generally,

like, it's a good idea

if everyone in the room is laughing

and then Anne Garefino

is kind of looking

a little bit like, "hmm, really?

We're doing that?"

And we're like, "Oh, yeah, Anne.

We're gonna do that."

When they sh*t into

each other's mouths,

we're not gonna see

feces in the iteration

that I have seen so far,

but I don't know what's

gonna happen at the end yet.

We haven't written the end.

Maybe. Yes.

Maybe we see them

being sewn together.

Thanks. Happy Easter to you too.

Oh, I like these pastels.

"More violent on the shake."

Just got to match

Kyle's head to the butt.

And then I got to do the same

thing to his butt and her head.

In this building, you not only

have to be good and diverse,

but you also have to be fast,

'cause if it takes you four

days to get something done,

you can't really contribute.

When push comes to shove

and we're in production,

people just have to be

able to turn stuff around.

Most studios have a

storyboard department,

and all they do is storyboard.

Then you'll have a

character design department,

and all they do is character design,

and then they'll have a

background design department,

and they'll all get a couple

of days or three days or so

to at least do their job.

Everybody in here does all that,

and in 1/10 of the time

of a normal studio.

Usually, Simpsons and Family Guy,

those shows take,

like eight to ten months,

and we're doing it,

you know, six days.

No one does an animated

show like this.

On Thursday, we get one scene.

We jam it through the

storyboard departments.

We get the boards drawn.

We get editorial to build

that initial animatic.

The guys will go in

and record that scene.

Trey's the quarterback.

We're kind of like

the offensive line.

If Trey all of a sudden wants

to do an homage to Heavy Metal,

the animated movie...

Appease the gods by lathering

her b*obs with soapy suds.

Okay.

We have to figure out how to do that.

If he wants to do guys

bouncing on their nut sack...

I'm stoned off my balls.

It's our job to figure

out how it works.

But it all starts and

ends with Trey and Matt.

So sorry, Kyle, but I am starving.

Which would you rather I eat?

Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus

or the vanilla paste?

Cuttlefish and asparagus?

Very well. I will eat the cuttlefish.

- You gonna do eating sounds?

- Oh, yeah.

That cuttlefish and...

It's so funny. It's so stupid.

That cuttlefish and asparagus

is not sitting well.

Oh, no!

Cuttlefish...

Cuttlefish is about to

come out of my a**hole!

Oh, here it comes.

Oh, it's going to be a lot.

Hold on, Kyle. I believe in you!

It's just so funny that Matt and I

are in our 40s now,

and we're still...

Like, when that Japanese

guy shits in Kyle's mouth

and Kyle shits in the lady's mouth,

it makes us laugh so goddamn hard,

and I know it doesn't...

There's, like,

a lot of people out there

that don't laugh at that

sh*t as hard as we do.

But it's just so satisfying for me,

especially after going

from Book of Mormon

and all the...

You know, the Broadway and the accolades

and all this, like... you know,

and it was great.

I'm super proud of that,

but it's just so funny

to come back here and

just do a Japanese guy

shitting in Kyle's mouth,

'cause it just...

it's just back to our roots,

you know?

Hold on, Kyle! I believe in you!

Yeah, just keep him kind

of moving and shaking.

So he's like, "Oh, God.

It's gonna be a lot.

Here it comes! Hold on, Kyle!

I believe in you!"

Even though we're a partnership...

And I really do feel that way,

that we each bring kind of,

like, something different

to the table, and it's why it's

made us survive and stuff...

The way that the stories,

either in South Park or the movies,

are expressed is

completely through Trey.

Like, Trey's the chef.

Hey, you see my iPad, Token?

Funny, you don't seem to have one.

I thought your family was rich!

Tom Saltzman says you just

glued a piece of glass

to an iPad cover and

you're faking it.

Flatter on the... "Tom Saltzman says

"you just glued a piece of glass

to an iPad cover and

you're faking it."

- So keep that, okay.

- Yeah.

Tom Saltzman says you just

glued a piece of glass

to an iPad cover and

you're faking it.

Yeah, that's a good one.

When we first started

getting famous and stuff,

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