7 Husbands for Hurmuz Page #2

Let's go, how did it come out?

How many people are wounded?

- So many.

Thanks for coming, come again.

Look at this mansion,

everyday there's party...

Does the bird of this Pasha sing?

Isn't he dead?

If he's dead, who has got married then?

His bird is singing...

It's a tradition.

Would I tell you what to do

in bridal chamber?

To me? I know better than

everybody!

Tell me, when will this man

come home and go back?

Did you set everything properly?

Don't worry, I told Captain Hzr that

Father Hadji went to the spa...

I won't let him come home any day

other than Sunday.

And that's only once a month and if

he brings a golden coin each time...

Excellent!

Is there anything you need to ask

before you step into the bridal bed?

Yes there is... Was the call

to night prayer given already?

Yes of course. Why?

Sea Dragon is ready! That's my boat!

Early in the morning,

we'll move for sailing.

Where is this lady?

Where is she?

Where is she? Come on!

Come on! I am sick of your

continuously asking for wedding...

...wedding and wedding!

Stop stop, what's this flurry?

She won't be coming here.

You will be going her room.

Then I am moving. Good night.

Hey, stop!

Come on, move! Come on.

Why are you in such hurry,

what are you doing?

I see you are ready but...

Let's see how the bride is...

What do you mean?

It's a secret, I can't tell.

Don't drive me crazy, tell me now.

Look...

That's very simple...

But see, our girl is coy and shy,

she doesn't surrender easily, I have

to understand what you'll do with her.

She will get calm if I slap her twice.

Is this how you interpret my words?

How can you do this?

What to do then?

You have to offer her jewellery,

as the cost of seeing her face.

So you can lift her veil.

And then?

You have to use sweet words

to convince her.

Then I say baklava!

Use delicate, nice words.

Needle, string, hair...

I will get crazy with you!

It's me to get crazy.

You the festival clown! You think

I am stupid? Stupid?

Is it you who to teach me kindness?

Two slaps in your face...

Listen to me, if you peek in the

key hole...

I will shot you from your brow,

understand? - OK.

Hrmz?

Inside my cuff... Where have I put it?

Let's take this first.

Let me present you the jewel to

lift the veil...

...then let's start working.

Come on, lie down my lady.

Pray! - Pray?

Yes, pray for the bridal chamber.

- Pray for what?

For bridal chamber. If you don't,

we can't benefit from our marriage.

I have done it once but...

For bridal chamber?

- No, for funeral.

I didn't know how to do it, so I

copied what the others were doing.

But this time you cannot do it

together with several men!

I don't know any prayers!

God knows what you mean.

Come on my hero, do it as you know.

Ten parts. Move.

You can use the pitcher over there

for ablution.

Take this rope unleashed from its

pier-post away from me, I feel very bad.

What do you say?

- He's a speaking axe, instead of a man.

You've already taken this staff, what

else do you need a man for, right?

Yes. - Yes! Are you nuts?

This is almost a robbery.

This man is a real sly.

How will we get along with him?

He carves both of us.

Leave him to me.

- What will you do, tell me?

Come on tell me, what will you do?

Hey, girl! Oh my god.

# Oh cute and tiny,

her honey skin so fragrant, #

# Come on let's smell each other,

I will not let you to fade away. #

Fire!

# Fire, fire, I am burning! #

- Come firemen, fire, help!

# Fire, fire, I'm burning! Come help

me friends, I am inflamed! #

# Fire, fire, I'm burning! Come help

me friends, I am inflamed! #

# Fire, fire, I'm burning! #

# Come help me friends, I'm inflamed #

- Fire! - Where?

- Boats in Galata are burning.

- What did you say, what?

One ship named Zlfikar,

the other one...

ehre-i Zr, next one Dr- Hlya,

and the final one is Sea Dragon.

This damned crew, burned my boat.

- My husband, my husband...

I have to go immediately.

My Sea Dragon is burning!

Don't go, my husband, my husband.

How will I survive without you?

Take this and try to manage yourself,

I am leaving.

My husband, what a miserable woman

I am...

Oh friends, will I ever be happy

in this life...

Help me friends, I am inflamed.

Welcome Pasha, would you

like to have fresh tea?

Will be glad.

Immediately.

Our crazy German came.

I guess his bird is a German one.

I heard he could not piss across the

wall, he could do only when crouching.

Don't make fun of him.

He cannot bite I guess

but he licks well. - Really?

Oh secret love! Fate is merciless,

Times are turbulent / Too many

troubles but friends are few

So strong the enemies,

too bad the fate is.

He sounds too miserable, I can cry.

He speaks German but the

accent is familiar, I think. - Yes.

Hasan, tidy me up.

- As you o-order, of co-course.

I am ash-ashamed to say, it's

be-become only three mo-months...

...I got ma-married to my woman.

Bu-but I couldn't se-see

her fa-face yet.

She is o-off once a we-week,

on Tu-tuesdays...

...but im-impossible to see. Hou-hou...

- Husband?

Housemaid in the mansion.

But her bo-boss is a bad wo woman,

mistreating her all the time.

She ordered to stay in her room,

saying "you are my a a a..."

Abbey. Addict. Attach.

At home!

"A-a-adopted child".

Therefore she cannot visit me.

I didn't even see her face.

She cannot object her, poor girl.

I could not understand.

- Me neither!

She has to say, I just got ma...

Mansion...

- No!

Married, could I as as as...

Be polite...

Not to to to to to...

Don't touch.

- Not told, she can't.

She young and is naive.

- She is?

And I will tell you something,

if you have one hour time...

...I will speak to you for five minutes

A woman... S-s-s-sss.

- You will see.

S-s-sly, if she's sly,

Co co co... - Contact!

Come close to her...

...whether or not sh-sh-she's

got the thing, can understand...

...the val-val-value of a man,

but no ho ho...

Ho ho ho ho ho... - Horror Hasan?

Hope, no hope... Our chicks

don't understand.

See ho-how I co-co-uld

s-s-s-speak?

But again I started to stu-stu-stutter,

da-dam-damned mouth of you!

I was just about to correct...

Releaser... Releaser.

You keep silent, why don't you sing.

Girls, this bird is singing /

Stands upright

And lies down /

Fat-bottomed Hayriye /

Always on my mind.

You the birdman Cebrail,

you have wings right?

I can sprout wings if you want.

I can even grow a tail...

Don't think so.

Come on, release, may it bring

me luck...

How can you pay so much just for a bird?

With this money I can release

three concubines.

Don't worry, I will

compensate it later.

For you...

Don't go my bird!

Love your father, don't forget him.

I will ask you a question. - Ask.

This bird flew away and

didn't come back.

How could you teach the bird to

come back after the customer disappears?

I don't tell you, it's a

professional secret.

How many husbands do you have, Hrmz?

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